101 Spaghetti Jokes

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  1. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best spaghetti jokes.
  2. Cemetery Jokes: Did y’all hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
  3. Music Jokes: On Top of Spaghetti… the unofficial song of National Spaghetti Day!
  4. Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti. 
  5. Tired of boiling water every time you make spaghetti?… Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
  6. How does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?… “Pastah pastah pastah.”
  7. Lawyer Jokes: A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order. 
  8. My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti… you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.  
  9. Field Trip Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip.
  10. Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!  
  11. I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta. 
  12. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce… She said don’t worry it’s plane pasta.  pasta 
  13. Pizza Jokes: Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history!  
  14. Covid Jokes: Eminem was the 1st celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak & arms were heavy. And vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti.
  15. What do you call a pasta that doesn’t have any friends?… Ravi-lonely!  
  16. Prom Jokes: What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie.  
  17. Halloween Jokes: Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo!  
  18. Tea Jokes: What is the best type of tea?… Spaghett – tea! 
  19. There was a pile up on spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way.  
  20. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense.  
  21. I started cooking spaghetti… Just to pasta time.
  22. If I waited too long to eat my spaghetti, would I be…. Pro-pasta-nating?  
  23. Hockey Jokes: What Boston Bruin would be a great spokesperson for spaghetti?… David Pastrňák.
  24. Ghost Jokes: Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
  25. Where does a good Christian spaghetti go when he needs guidance?… To his local pasta.   
  26. Spaghetti with Meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. So…… spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA!  
  27. Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident?… Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.
  28. If you die eating spaghetti… you pasta way!
  29. I wanted to try Spaghetti in Italy to see if it was better, but it tasted the same. Though it was a bit cold from the flight over.
  30. Why did the man put Parmesan on his spaghetti?… For the grater good!
  31. I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me… Until I rode pasta.
  32. Boxing Jokes: What did the macaroni say to the spaghetti in the boxing ring?… Come and spaghet it!
  33. I really like going to the Old spaghetti Factory, but… I just wish they would make me a fresh plate. pasta 
  34. They say you are what you eat… but I am not spaghetti! 
  35. Coffee Jokes: When born, Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job serving spaghetti for a local coffee shop… He was known as the pasta barista baby. 
  36. Eating Dinner With My Friends: One of them, sitting at the end of the table, points at the spaghetti in a container placed in the middle of the table. Me: “What do you want?” Him “pasta bowl.”  
  37. Napping Jokes: What did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?… It was pasta bedtime! 
  38. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. 
  39. What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?… Meatballs.
  40. What do you call a sad noodle?… Upsetti spaghetti!
  41. Grandparent Jokes: My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… until she pasta-way.
  42. Movie Jokes: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY. 
  43. A Book Never Written: “Spaghetti Sauces” by Alfred O.
  44. Customer: Excuse me, waiter, is there spaghetti on the menu? Waiter: No, but we have some in the kitchen.
  45. I tried to build a car out of spaghetti, my wife lost her temper and said it would never work and threatened to leave me, anyway, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. After a while my obsession got the better of me and she walked out… Now I’m feeling cannelloni.
  46. Why was the spaghetti so exhausted?… Because it strained itself
  47. I was teaching my son to cook spaghetti bolognese, he asked “How do I know when the spaghetti is ready?” “Ah, that’s the magic bit! You throw it at the wall and if it sticks, it’s ready!” I smiled. From over my shoulder I heard the clatter of a pan hitting the wall, then a voice said “Some of it stuck…”
  48. Doctor Jokes: A man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out of his ear.. a banana in his other ear, spaghetti on his head and a sausage sticking out of his nose. He says “Doctor, I’m not feeling very well”. Doctor replies “Hmmm, I don’t think you’re eating properly.”
  49. What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?… Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!
  50. World Geography Jokes: What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in Italy?.. A Spaghetto.
  51. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. 
  52. Police Jokes: How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce?… They caught the thief red-handed! 
  53. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way. 
  54. Doctor Jokes: What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac & sneeze. 
  55. Cheese Jokes: What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you! 
  56. Why couldn’t the man lift three tonnes of pasta?… He wasn’t stroganoff!  
  57. I got food poisoning from a can of spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life. 
  58. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah Noah who?… Noah good Italian restaurant we can go to for dinner?
  59. Did you hear about the guy who died from eating spaghetti?… He pasta way.
  60. Why is bad code also referred to as ‘spaghetti code’?… Because it was written by IT-aliens.
  61. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian?… Meat bawl!
  62. What did the pasta say to the tomato?… Don’t get saucy with me!
  63. Christmas Jokes: Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne! 
  64. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?…Pasta la vista! 
  65. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?…Chortle-ini!
  66. Why wouldn’t the family eat at the pasta restaurant?… Because it cost a pretty penne! 
  67. What type of pasta clings to everything?… Clinguine! 
  68. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why don’t you want to get on the wrong side of the Fox in Socks?… He’ll make your feet tangled like spaghetti. 
  69. What type of pasta does the Pope eat?… Holy macaroni! 
  70. What do Italians eat on Halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o! 
  71. I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta. 
  72. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Walking Jokes & Pasta Jokes)
  73. What kind of pasta grants wishes?… Fettugenie! 
  74. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What does an Irishman get after eating Italia lasagna?… Gaelic breath!  
  75. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?… Because he was a little square 
  76. What did #mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime!
  77. What is the dress code at a pasta convention?… Bowtie!  
  78. My sister bet me a $1M that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta. 
  79. A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them. They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.
  80. What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  81. Ghost Jokes: What did the ghost eat on a special Friday the 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
  82. Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  83. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way.
  84. What do Italians eat on Halloween?… Fetuccini A-fraid-o (Top Halloween Jokes)
  85. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta?… PASTA LA VISTA BABY.
  86. What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?… Gaelic breath! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  87. A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
  88. A teenager walks into a library and she asked the librarian “Do you have spaghetti?” The librarian rolled her eyes and answered “Miss, this is the library.” The teenager whispers “Do you have spaghetti?”
  89. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe make me some spaghetti?
  90. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe make me some spaghetti with meatballs?
  91. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe teach me how to make spaghetti?
  92. My spaghetti and meatballs…. Pasta-tively delicious!
  93. No strings attached… except spaghetti!
  94. Why did the spaghetti break up?… Too many strings attached.
  95. What’s spaghetti’s favorite game?… Twister.
  96. What’s a spaghetti’s motto?… Keep calm and fork on.
  97. How do spaghetti flirt?… With a saucy wink.
  98. Why did spaghetti get promoted?… It was outstanding in its sauce.
  99. How do you compliment spaghetti?… You’re pasta-tively amazing!
  100. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball?… You complete me.
  101. What did the meatball say to the spaghetti?… You complete me!