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- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Groundhog Day jokes
- Does anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?… I keep hearing the same ones over & over & over again.
- Super Bowl Jokes: What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day!
- A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it… It didn’t go over well.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Who would be a great spokesperson for Ground Hog Day?… NFL Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow.
- Snow Moon Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
- Milk Jokes: What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Whole Foods Hole milk.
- Movie Jokes: Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies… I can watch it over and over again.
- Covid Jokes: Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine.
- Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes: What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château.
- Book Jokes: What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes!
- World Geography Jokes: Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs.
- What animal takes up the most land?… a groundhog.
- Movie Jokes: I can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out in February 1993 (30+ years ago)…. It feels like yesterday.
- Hockey Jokes: Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… Pucksatawny Phil!
- What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
- Lacrosse Jokes: What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
- Election Jokes: Punxsutawney Phil makes conservatives out of us all. Every time it snows after February 2, I rethink my position on gun control: “I’m gonna kill that stinking groundhog!”
- Super Bowl Jokes: What is a Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Ground Hog Day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out!
- What do you call a groundhog’s laundry?… Hogwash!
- Biology Jokes: How do groundhogs smell?… With their noses!
- Dog Jokes: What do you get if you cross a February 2nd with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day!
- Why did Punxsutawney Phil leave his home on February 2nd?… He needed to go buy some Valentine’s Day cards.
- Tree Jokes: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters!
- How do woodchuck’s greet their parents?… With hogs and kisses!
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pun… Pun who?… Punxsutawney Phil.
- Marriage Jokes: Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’
- Star Wars Jokes: Darth Vader choked Punxsutawney Phil, saying, “I find your lack of an early Spring disturbing.”
- Winter Olympics Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold.
- What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?… A roundhog
- Doctor Jokes: Where do ill groundhogs go?… The hogspital.
- Movie Jokes: Groundhog Day is a classic movie… It sure has great replay value.
- Christmas Jokes: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day!
- Peanut Jokes: What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a peanut?… An animal who is nuts about predicting the start of spring.
- What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?… That’s the end of me!
- What’s green, has 4 legs, & jumps out of its hole on February 2?… The ground frog!
- Why don’t they let Punxsutawney Phil watch TV?… He keeps hogging the remote.
- Summer Jokes: I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day…. If I see my abs, I’ll go out to the beach during the summer.
- King Jokes: What do you call a royal groundhog?… A crowned hog!
- Pilgrim Jokes: What’s the American settler’s spirit animal?… The groundhog!
- Movie Jokes: The 1993 movie Groundhog Day is truly timeless.
- What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?… A road hog.
- Election Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
- Pancake Jokes: What do groundhogs put on pancakes?… Hog cabin syrup.
- Music Jokes: What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.”
- Winter Jokes: Punxsutawney Phil came out and said, “Brace yourself: Six more weeks of Winter is coming!”
- Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question… How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
- College Football Jokes: How did the college football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game!
- What do you call a HarleyDavidson with no tires?… A groundhog.
- Punxsutawney Phil refused to come out. “Gimme just five minutes more!” he said.
- Charlie Brown Jokes: What did Peppermint Patty ask Charlie Brown when they needed to start a campfire?… Where’s the wood, Chuck?
- Dog Jokes: What do you call a groundhog adopted from the Humane Society?… A poundhog.
- February 2nd and the groundhog arises from its hole to see a shadow… The shadow of my front left tire… Six more weeks of winter but not for him…
- How do woodchucks greet their significant others?… With hogs and kisses.
- Crayon Jokes: What is a groundhog’s favorite crayon color?… Mahogany!
- Movie Jokes: I just watched groundhog day for the first time but I don’t know how I feel about it… The story felt very repetitive.
- Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day!
- Music Jokes: What song was a #1 hit for groundhog Elvis?… Hound hog.
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Groundhog Day?
- Dog Jokes: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog!
- Summer Olympics Jokes: What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold.
- What happens if the groundskeeper sees his shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of un-trimmed hedges.
- Hockey Jokes: What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?… Six more weeks of bad hockey!
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Groundhog Day knock-knock joke?
- Why was Phil kicked off the Punxsutawney soccer team?… For being a ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog.
- Where do sick groundhogs go?… to the hogpital.
- Dog Jokes: What would you get if you crossed Groundhog Day with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day!
- What do you call a woodchuck with no legs?… A groundhog.
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold.
- What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?… A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.
- What side of the groundhog has the most hair?… The outside!
- Hat Jokes: Punxsutawney Phil came out and threw his hat in the air… That means six more weeks of Mary Tyler Moore Show reruns.
- What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?… Sleep somewhere else.
- Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?… Superhog!
- On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?… You’ll have six more weeks of stupidity!
- What do you call a male pig with no legs and delusions of being a weather forecaster?… Groundhog.
- What do you call a pig with no legs?… Ground Hog!
- Super Bowl Jokes: What do you call a groundhog that plays in the Super Bowl?… A ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays soccer?… A ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays volleyball?… A ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays lacrosse?… A ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays baseball?… A ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog.
- What do you call a groundhog that plays softball?… A ball hog.
- Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question, How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s the difference between a groundhog and Winnie-the-Pooh?… A groundhog can get out of a hole.
- Where do sick groundhogs go?… to the hogpital. (Doctor Jokes)
- On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?… You’ll have six more weeks of stupidity!
- What is a groundhog’s favorite color?… Ma-hog-any!
- Did you hear about the groundhog that ate a frog?… They say he’s going to croak.
- Where did Punxsutawney Phil go to school?… Hogwarts.
- What did the ocean say to the groundhog?… Nothing. It just waved.
- How do groundhogs know how many trees they’ve chewed?… They keep a log.
- What did one woodchuck say to the other on Groundhog Day?… Nothing. Woodchucks can’t talk.
- Why did the groundhog bring its watch to the bank?… It wanted to save time.
- How do you hire a groundhog?… Put it on a ladder.
- Why is Punxsutawney Phil always cold?… Because he has many fans.
- When does a groundhog come before a woodchuck?… In the dictionary.