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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the ABSOLUTE best Dr. Seuss jokes!
- Cat Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss.
- Cat Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory.
- Terrific Teacher Jokes: What do you call someone who watches you take a test while wearing a vest?… Proctor Seuss.
- College Basketball Jokes: What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
- Grammar Jokes: What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
- Grinch Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
- Math Jokes: How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
- Movie Jokes: Where does the Grinch go to watch Christmas Movies?… The IMAX!
- Grammar Jokes: What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!
- Doctor Jokes: I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background… Clearly it had been doctored.
- Book Jokes: What is the title of the unauthorized autobiography of the Cat in the Hat … Hiss and Tell.
- Music Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who.
- Hiking Jokes: How does the Grinch climb Mt. Crumpit?… grinch by grinch.
- Baseball Jokes: What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!”
- Does the Grinch use the metric system?… No, he measures everything in grinches.
- Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?… He has a green thumb.
- How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the author of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”
- Movie Jokes: The reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. 1 reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile. 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.
- What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I”
- Psychology Jokes: Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic.
- Doctor Jokes; What do you call a Dr. Seuss character with a medical degree?… Doctor Who.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
- Labor Day Jokes: What was Dr. Seuss’ mom’s job?… She was a Ma Seuss.
- Music Jokes: What do you call a Dr. Seuss character who loves to rap?… The Hop on Pop star.
- What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin!
- What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat.
- What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog?
- College Jokes: What college is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
- Dog Jokes: What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
- Book Jokes: Did you hear about the robber who came into daycare and stole all of Doctor Seuss’s books?… It was a nursery crime.
- Police Jokes: What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there?
- What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what is the real name of the author who wrote the book The Cat in the Hat?… Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel
- What does the Grinch do after he returns the toys to Whoville?… He carves the Roast Beast.
- Christmas Tree Jokes: How does the Grinch measure Christmas Trees?… In grinches.
- College Football Jokes: What college football team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
- What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?… Who-dini.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
- College Football Jokes: What college football team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
- Music Jokes: What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?… Green Eggs and Wham!
- College Basketball Jokes: What college basketball team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
- Lawyer Jokes: Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.
- Police Jokes: What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot Chocolate.
- Egg Jokes: What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham!
- How fast did the Grinch’s sleigh go?… Max speed!
- If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does the Cat in the Hat run on?… His paws.
- What does the the Cat in the Hat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit.
- Birthday Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs
- What happened when the Cat in the Hat went to the flea circus?… He stole the show.
- Napping Jokes: What does the Cat in the Hat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas!
- Tree Jokes: What did the Lorax say when the tree fell on him?… “I’m stumped!”
- Music Jokes: What is Dr. Seuss’s favorite band?… The Who.
- College Basketball Jokes: What college basketball team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
- Math Jokes: What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Who!… Who who?… Who who who do you think you are, Dr. Seuss?
- Music Jokes: Top classic rock band in Whoville… The Guess Who.
- Police Jokes: What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize!
- Disney Jokes: Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy!
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.
- What did Mr. Turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
- Egg Jokes: What is a sweet potato’s favorite book?… Green Eggs and Yam.
- Fishing Jokes: What did the Cat in the Hat order at the restaurant?… One fish, two fish, red fish and a blue fish.
- What is a the Cat in the Hat’s favorite brand of car?… The Catillac.
- Coffee Jokes: What does the Cat in the Hat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator.
- Hat Jokes: Why can’t the Cat in the Hat go to school?… You’re not allowed to wear hats in school!
- Egg Jokes: What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham.
- Music Jokes: What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist.
- Candy Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig.
- Math Jokes: What grade did the Cat in the Hat get on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score!
- What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper.
- Music Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice!
- How does the Cat in the Hat get what he wants?… With purr-suasion.
- What job did the Cat in the Hat have at the circus?… Acrocat.
- Math Jokes: What is Thing 1 and Thing 2?… Thing 3!
- Music Jokes: How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow.
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite magazine?… Good Mousekeeping.
- What color does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Purrr-ple
- What is another name for the Cat in the Hat’s apartment?… A scratch pad.
- What kind of yard work does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… Meowing the lawn.
- Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes: What did the Cat in the Hat say when the dog ate it’s food?…You gotta be kitten me.
- Where does the Cat in the Hat perform?… At the Circus McGurkus.
- What would Sally’s mom say if she saw the messy house?… What a CATastrophe!
- What looks like half a Cat in the Hat ?… The other half.
- Ice Cream Jokes: How does the Cat in the Hat eat ice cream?… With his mouth just like everyone else.
- Canada Day Jokes: What Dr. Seuss’s book do they read every morning in Canada?… Tim Hortons hears a Who.
- Gymnastics Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam!
- Why did the Cat in the Hat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice”
- What’s the first thing the Cat in the Hat does in the morning?… He wakes up!
- How do you know the Cat in the Hat used your computer?… Your mouse has teeth marks on it
- How is the Cat in the Hat like a coin?… It has a head on one side and tail on the other.
- Why did the Cat in the Hat pour oil on the mouse?… Because it squeaked.
- Why was the Cat in the Hat so crabby?… He was in a bad mewd.
- Music Jokes: Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical.
- Which vegetable does the Cat in the Hat like the most?… As-purr-agus.
- Why does the Cat in the Hat seem so smart?… Because he knows a lot about that!
- Ice Cream Jokes: What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat on hot days?… Mice cream cones.