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- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes.
- Labor Day Jokes: I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business.
- Donut Pun: Hole-y Moley! That donut pun was a-glaze-ing! 🍩
- Music Jokes: Journey…. Official creator of the Theme Song for National Donut Day: “donut stop believing!”
- June Jokes for Teachers: Friday June 6th, 2025 Teachers run on Dunkin Donuts…. Especially in June.
- What do donuts wear to proms?… Tuxedoughs!
- Book Jokes: “The optimist sees the donut, the oessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde
- Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute.
- Donut Jokes: Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
- PSA: Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
- What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods.
- Nutcracker Jokes: What nut can’t you open with a Nutcracker?… A donut.
- Navy Jokes: What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
- What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
- What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me!
- What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut!
- Divorce Jokes: A cream-filled donut & an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
- Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece!
- What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme!
- What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?… Frosty the Dough-man!
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut!
- Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing… it never felt hole!
- Why do golfers love donuts?… Always a hole-in-one!
- Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida.
- Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy!
- Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts!
- Donut Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
- Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
- June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret!
- What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.
- A book never written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream.
- What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
- What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut.
- Why did the baker stop making donuts, cakes & cupcakes?… He was fed up with the hole business!
- Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
- What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one!
- What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon.
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth.
- Why do NBA basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them.
- Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
- What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day!
- Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts.
- Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid bad grades to improve your grades!!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to improve your grades!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about donuts?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good donut knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good donut knock knock jokes?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut!
- I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business.
- Why did the clock in the donut shop stop?… It always went back 4 seconds. (for seconds)
- What do you call a Boston crème donut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop.
- What do donuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs!
- What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence!
- Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door!
- What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought!
- Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school!
- American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson
- How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts!
- National Donut Day Inspiration: “Donut give up”
- I was on a diet… but I donut care anymore.
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling.
- Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts!
- Where’s a donut’s favorite Summer vacation spot?… The Sahara dessert!
- “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful teacher’s meeting.” Anonymous
- “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
- Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it.
- What do you call a pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut!
- What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care.
- What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
- How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed!
- What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water!
- What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert!
- “You donut know how much I love you.”
- “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
- “Donut kill my vibe.”
- “Eat more hole foods.”
- “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
- “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
- “Donut judge me.”
- What do you say if you miss?… I was a day late & a donut short!
- What do you say if you miss #NationalDonutDay?… I was a day late and a donut short!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (180 School Jokes / Summer School Jokes / Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut tell anyone else in but me! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call uncivilized donuts?… Bavarians.
- I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
- Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beigne of my existence.
- How does Bob Marley like his donuts?… Wi’ jam in.
- What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?… “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
- What did the donut say to the coffee?… “You complete me!”
- Why did the donut break up with its girlfriend?… She was too jelly!
- Why was the donut sad?… It felt a little empty inside.
- What happens before it rains donuts?… It sprinkles!
- How does a doughnut learn to protect himself?… He takes Taekwon-dough classes!
- Why don’t police like National Donut Day?… Because everyone gets free donuts.