February Jokes
- Music Jokes: February 1st February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four!
- February 2nd Groundhog Day Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?… I keep hearing the same ones over & over & over again.
- New England Patriots Jokes: Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
- February 6th: Massachusetts Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
- February 7th Periodic Table Day Chemistry Jokes: We would like to apologize for not adding more chemistry jokes… but we only update them…. Periodically!
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only ONE day away?
- February 8th, 2026 Super Bowl Jokes: 101 Super Bowl Jokes: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- Friday the 13th Jokes:
- Friday the 13th, 2026: Friday the 13th Jokes:
- February 14th Valentine’s Day Jokes:
- Winter Olympics Jokes:
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- February 17th: Pancake Day Jokes
- Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: New England Jokes: How excited for the Snow Moon are New Englanders after spending several days shoveling out after Winter Storm Fern? (January 2026)
- What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary.
- February 20th, 2027 Snow Moon: Snow Moon Jokes: Groundhog Day Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
- What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary.
- What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary. (
- What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
- What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)
- Coffee Jokes: What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary(Coffee Jokes)
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best February jokes
- February 29th: Leap Year Jokes:
