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- August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Red Sox jokes.
- Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many times have the Boston Red Sox have played the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason?… 6 times.
- Tuesday, September 29th, 2026: Wild Card Game #1 Boston Red Sox Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe this Schlit? Cam Schlittler, a Walpole, Massachusetts native pitched 6.1 scoreless innings with 10 strikeouts and allowed just one hit in Game 1 of the American League Wild Card Series against the Boston Red Sox. Total Pitches (Strikes) 117 (77) AND Ben Rice, a Cohasset, Massachusetts native had a massive performance in Game 1 of the AL Wild Card Series on Tuesday night, going 4-for-5 with two home runs, six RBIs, and a grand slam to lead the New York Yankees to a 9-0 victory over the Boston Red Sox
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe think of any better sports rivalry than the Boston Red Sox vs. the New York Yankees?
- Nor’easter Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Red Sox moved their final game with the Cubs to Tropicana field because of the Nor’Easter?
- Hot Dog Jokes: What is the most honest hot dog in Major League Baseball?… The Fenway Frank.
- Summer 2026: Why is Fenway Park the scariest place to play during the 2026 baseball season?… There are a few reasons #1 the Green Monster #2 WALLY the Green Monster #3 the bleacher creatures in the outfield and #4 the Red Sox happen to be the hottest team in baseball history.
- Astronomy Jokes: Instead of doing commercials for shoulder pain, former Red Sox pitcher, Roger “Rocketman” Clemens should ask Elon Musk if he could be a spokesperson for Space X.
- Summer 2026: What’s the difference between dirt and the Boston Red Sox opponents?… Nothing, they both always get swept.
- Red Cross… the unofficial sponsor of Curt Schilling’s Bloody Red Sock!
- Who is a carpenter’s favorite Red Sox player of all-time?… Ted Williams, the Splendid Splinter.
- Crayon Jokes: Crayola… an unofficial sponsor of the Boston RED Sox!
- Sunday, September 20, 2026… Clinchmas for the Red Sox. They punched their ticket to the playoffs! The Boston Red Sox famously turned around their 2026 season after falling a season-worst 14 games under .500 in late June (sitting at 32-46 on June 25) to clinch a MLB postseason berth on September 20, 2026.
- Music Jokes: 2026 Boston Marathon = A Meatloaf Marathon: “Two out of three ain’t bad.” A Celtics playoff win over the 76ers. A Red Sox win over the Detroit Tigers. A Bruins loss to the Sabres.
- Who was the most annoying Red Sox player of all time?… Johnny Pesky.
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon AND the Red Sox have a morning start?
- Did you hear the one about Grady Little’s lawn? He didn’t cut it all summer. He couldn’t get the mower to work… Seems he didn’t know how to pull the starter.
- A Boston native dies and is sent to Hell. The Devil tries to make him as uncomfortable as possible, maintaining a temperature of 100 degrees, but the man does not seem to mind. “How can you be comfortable?” the Devil asks. “I used to spend my summers on the Cape,” the man replies. “This feels just like June. I can handle this.” “Very well then,” says the Devil, and he turns the heat up to 130 degrees. “No problem,” answers the man. “My studio apartment was $2000 a month, so I couldn’t afford an air conditioner. This feels just like July.” “Have it your way,” says the Devil, and he turns the heat up to 180 degrees. “Big deal,” says the man, still unfazed. “I used to sit in the bleachers at Fenway Park. This feels just like August.” The Devil thinks for a moment, then decides to reduce the temperature to minus-50. At this, the man smiles, and starts jumping up and down and shouting happily. “What now?” asks the Devil. “Hell froze over!” the man yells triumphantly. “The Red Sox must have finally won the World Series!”
- Heat Wave Jokes: Summer 2026: The Boston Red Sox… The official team of the heat wave.
- May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson, the actor who played former Red Sox reliever Sam “May Day” Malone in the TV show Cheers, is the spokesperson for May Day?
- Summer 2026: Why did the Red Sox shut down their website in 2026?… They weren’t getting too many hits.
- 2026 Red Sox picther Sonny Gray… makes opposing hitters feel blue.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe the 2026 Red Sox had the best month in franchise history in July 2026?… They went 21-4 for an .840 winning percentage.
- American Revolution Jokes: How did Wally the Green Monster celebrate the 2026 All-Star Game in Philadelphia?… He dressed as Wall Revere!
- Boston Celtics Jokes: The #1 Day in Boston Sports… Marathon Monday… The Red Sox at Fenway… The Celtics and Bruins in the playoffs… and the oldest marathon with the top runners in the world!
- Jokes for the 1st Day of School: On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Yankees fan,” she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?” “I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it,” Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?” “Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I’m a Red Sox fan too!” “Well,” said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?” “Then,” Janie smiled, “I’d be a Yankees fan.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the Red Sox Triple Crown Winners?
- Ted Williams (1942): Batted .356, hit 36 home runs, and drove in 137 runs.
- Ted Williams (1947): Batted .343, hit 32 home runs, and drove in 114 runs.
- Carl Yastrzemski (1967): Batted .326, hit 44 home runs, and drove in 121 runs during Boston’s “Impossible Dream” pennant season.
- Jimmie Foxx (1933): Batted .356, hit 48 home runs, and drove in 163 runs while playing for the Philadelphia Athletics prior to joining Boston. (Note: Foxx won his Triple Crown in 1933 before debuting with the Red Sox in 1936.)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the Red Sox Cy Young Winners?
- Jim Lonborg: 1967
- Roger Clemens: 1991, 1987, 1986
- Pedro Martinez: 2000, 1999
- Rick Porcello: 2016
- Crayon Jokes: Crayola… the unofficial sponsor of the Green Monster.
- What do you call a fan who loves to watch the Red Sox from the center field and right field sets?… A Bleacher Creature!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe the 2026 Red Sox tied a franchise record 15 consecutive wins. The 1946 Red Sox also accomplished this impressive feat! The longest winning streak in MLB history is 26 consecutive games, set by the New York Giants in 1916.
- Sesame Street Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me some nicknames for David Ortiz?… “Big Papi” is by far the most popular, Cookie Monster, Señor Octubre.
- Music Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Noah… Noah Who?… Noah Kahan was inducted into the Fenway Music Hall of Fame on July 11, 2026, after becoming the first artist to headline four consecutive sold-out shows at Boston’s Fenway Park.
- What do Ted Williams and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: If the Boston Celtics were chasing the Boston Red Sox team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
- What do David Ortiz and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
- Hot Dog Jokes: What’s the difference between a Fenway Park hot dog, and a Yankee Stadium hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank in October!
- Why did the police officer go to the Fenway Park?… Someone stole second base!
- What is the difference between a Yankee fan and a pot hole?… I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
- Why did Fenway Park build seats over the Green Monster?… So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.
- What’s the difference between dirt and the Boston Red Sox?… Nothing…they both always get swept.
- What’s the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?… One chokes only in October.
- Why doesn’t Connecticut have a professional baseball team?… Because then Massachusetts would want one.
- According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives… The other 9 percent are Boston Red Sox fans.
- Did you hear the joke about the Boston Red Sox baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- What is the difference between Rick Porcello and a professional bowler?… A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike.
- A father and son are outside Fenway Park, and the young son is asking his father to buy him a “Yankees Suck” T-shirt. The father hesitates, but finally tells his son, “You can have the shirt if you promise never to say that word.” “That’s right,” says the T-shirt vendor, wanting to make the sale. “‘Suck’ isn’t a very nice word.” “No,” replies the father. “I meant the word ‘Yankees.'”
- What do Grady Little and Don Zimmer have in common?… Neither one can take out Pedro!
- Why is Halloween the Boston Red Sox favorite holiday?… It’s the only thing in October they have to look forward to!