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- Bono and The Edge walk into a bar … Bartender says “not U2 again!”
- Doctor Jokes: Bono returns to the doctor for a checkup after his back surgery. The doctor asks… “Is it getting better? Or do you feel the same?”
- Bono from U2 is the voice of my car’s GPS. It sucks…. The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.
- Good Friday Jokes: Good Friday (April 3rd, 2026)… was a GREAT Friday for U2 fans with the release of the Easter Lilly EP.
- I met U2 once.. I stood very close to the Edge.
- Did you know Stevie Nicks, with the help of Tom Petty, wrote a song about the U2 guitarist’s teen years?… Edge of Seventeen.
- Lawyer Jokes: I’ve heard that U2 has never paid any legal fees… Their lawyers all work pro-Bono.
- Why doesn’t Bono like Google?… He still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.
- We hope our U2 jokes will get the band members Dublin over with laughter
- Easter Jokes: What is the favorite U2 album for a florist?… Easter Lily.