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September Knock Knock Jokes / September Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
  2. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
  4. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
  5. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?

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July Knock Knock Jokes/ July Jokes

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings! mer
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington. 
  3. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? 
  4. 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks.
  6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? 
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington.
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong. 
  10. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.

August Knock Knock Jokes / August Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
  2. August 2nd is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta have an ice cream sandwich today!
  3. August 3rd is National Watermelon Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day!
  4. August 4th is National Chocolate Chip CookieKnock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category1 hurricane!
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? Maybe @katieledecky @Simone_Biles
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played.  #
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go Back to School!
  10. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.