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  1. What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  2. Movie Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
  3. I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S… It really ill-annoys them.
  4. Election Jokes: It’s so cold in Illinois this morning…on my way to work I walked past the capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
  5. Pope Jokes: Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
  6. Music Jokes: What is the #1 Broadway Musical show for people from Illinois?… Chicago.
  7. Music Jokes: What Beastie Boys CD is a big hit in Illinois?… License to Ill.
  8. Baseball Jokes & The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Competing investment clubs are opening in Chicago… The Chicago Bears and the Chicago Bulls.
  9. Hot Dog Jokes: Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?… Because it refuses to ketchup.
  10. American Revolution Jokes: Today’s performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold. Once again… Brrr killed Hamilton.

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