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- All State Jokes
- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S
- Alaska Knock Knock Jokes & Top 10 Alaska Jokes
- Alaska Jokes:
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- Police Jokes: The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Anchorage, opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers standing before him. “Sir we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife,” one trooper began. “Tell me! Did you find her?” the husband blurted out, anxiously. The troopers exchanged glances. One spoke, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?” Bracing himself, a pale husband responded, “Give me the bad news.” The trooper said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we recovered your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay this morning.” “Oh no!” gasped Wilkens. After a moment, he gathered himself and asked, “So, what’s the good news?” The trooper explained, “Well, when we brought her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs, and six large Dungeness crabs attached to her. We’re confident you’re entitled to a share of the catch.” Stunned, Wilkens asked, “If that’s the good news, then what’s the fantastic news?” With a straight face, the trooper replied, “We’re pulling her up again tomorrow.”
- Doctor Jokes: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island… but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- Book Jokes: What is Alaska’s official state novel?… “Fifty Shades of Grey.“
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes.
- Alaska Pun: There’s no place like Nome.
- Pi Jokes: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
- Fishing Jokes: Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age.
- Psychology Jokes: Why did the glacier in Alaska go to therapy?… It had a meltdown.
- June Jokes: Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
- Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.”