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- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
- October Jokes: The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash
- Pumpkin Pun: Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- Thanksgiving Jokes: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… “Good-pie, everyone.”
- Pope Jokes: Where does a pumpkin preach?… From the pulp-it.
- October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- Pirate Jokes: What do pirates wear at autumn?… Pumpkin patches.
- Math Jokes: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
- Movie Jokes: What’s James Bond’s favorite hot drink?… Pumpkin spy-ce latte.
- Pie Jokes: What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache.
- Music Jokes: What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice!
- Coast Guard Jokes: Which pumpkins can swim the best?… The coast gourd.
- Beach Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?… A life-gourd.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan.
- Movie Jokes: What do pumpkins eat at the movies?… Pulp Corn.
- Pumpkin Pun: Gourd grief.
- Music Jokes: What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian.
- Coast Guard Jokes: What branch of the military do pumpkins join?… The coast gourd.
- A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”
- Fall Jokes: What’s a car’s favorite fall activity?… Pumpkin ‘car’ving!
- Farming Jokes: In a Farmers Market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine.
- Pie Jokes: How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie?… It’s gourd-geous.
- Pie Jokes: What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?… Use apples instead.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd.
- Teacher Jokes for October: What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern.
- Pirate Jokes: Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie?… He’s a squashbuckling.
- How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread.
- Coffee Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
- Coffee Jokes:What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin!
- What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
- Music Jokes: What band do Halloween vandals listen to?… The Smashing Pumpkins.
- In September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween.
- We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles.
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash.
- Pumpkin Pun: We’re just a couple of country pumpkins.
- Pumpkin Pun: Go big or gourd home.
- Music Jokes: How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl.
- Music Jokes: Where would you rate the Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less Than Jake but Better Than Ezra!
- Ghost Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
- Labor Day Jokes: Where do pumpkins hold meetings?… In the gourdroom.
- Pumpkin Pun: I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
- Math Jokes: Dad jokes: Son: “There isn’t enough sugar in the pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a science…” “… you can’t calculate pie.”
- Fall Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: Oh my gourd! I love fall.
- Pumpkin Pun: Pumpkin some iron at the gym.
- King Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: I’m a pun-king.
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?.. Orange you glad it’s almost Halloween?
- Why are jack-o’-lanterns so smart?… Candles make them bright.
- Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
- Pumpkin Pun: Life is gourd.
- Pumpkin Pun: Let the gourd times roll!
- Pie Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: I only have pies for you.
- Pope Jokes: Where does a pumpkin priest give a homily?… From the pulp-it.
- Disney Jokes: Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother!
- Why did the jack-o-lanterns claim to be spiritual?… Because he had an inner light.
- Why did the pumpkin lose the MMA match?… He let his gourd down.
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
- What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts.
- Music Jokes: Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice.
- When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?… “I’m vine, thank you!”
- Labor Day Jokes: How do pumpkins get to work?… Autumn-mobiles.
- Taco Jokes: What do pumpkins order at Taco Bell?… Gourditas.
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch.
- Music Jokes: What is a pumpkin’s favorite song?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt.
- Pumpkin Pun: Welcome to the pun-kin patch.
- Movie Jokes: What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?… Pulp fiction.
- What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gourd… Gourd who?… Gourd to see you, let’s carve some pumpkins!
- Pumpkin Pun: Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
- Pie Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pie… Pie who?… Pie really love you.
- Music Jokes: What music band is the least popular around Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pumpkins?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pumpkin knock-knock joke?
- Thanksgiving Jokes: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… “Good-pie, everyone.”
- Pie Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: Keep your eye on the pies.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pumpkin knock knock jokes?
- Police Jokes: Why did the pumpkin get an early release from jail?… Gourd behavior.
- Fall Jokes: What do pumpkin farmers wear in the Fall?… A har-vest.
- What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?…They go bungee gourd jumping
- What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
- Pie Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
- Why did the pumpkin take a detour?… To avoid a seedy part of town.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
- Pumpkin Pun: It’s ALL gourd.
- Dentist Jokes: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth.
- What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?… ”Let’s get glowing.”
- Penguin Jokes: What is black, white, orange, and waddles?… A penguin holding a pumpkin.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry! It’s just a pumpkin!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pumpkin… Pumpkin who?… Things that go pumpkin the night!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Jack… Jack who?… Jack-o’-lantern!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pumpkin spice… Pumpkin spice who?… Time to pumpkin spice up the night!
- Pumpkin Pun: Patch you later!
- Music Jokes: What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?… I’m Here for a Gourd Time.
- Pumpkin Pun: Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Pumpkin Pun: Hey, gourd-looking!
- Movie Jokes: What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western?… The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly!
- Disney Jokes: Why was Cinderella sticky at the ball?… Because she went there in a pumpkin!
- Pumpkin Pun: Don’t gourd breaking my heart.
- Pumpkin Pun: A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.
- Pumpkin Pun: Carve out some fun this Halloween.
- Pumpkin Pun: We’re getting lit on Halloween.
- Pumpkin Pun: Nothing but gourd intentions.
- Pumpkin Pun: For gourdness’ sake.
- What vegetable does a pumpkin become when an elephant stands on it?… Squash!
- Pie Jokes: What did the pumpkin say at the end of Halloween?… Good-pie everyone!
- What did the gardener say when all of his squash went missing?… Something pumpkin is going on here!
- When is an orange not an orange?… When it’s a pumpkin!
- What do you say when you meet a big pumpkin with sharp teeth?… See you later!
- Cat Jokes: How are pumpkins like cats?… You’ll find them by the door when you get home!
- Pumpkin Pun: As gourd as it gets.
- Pumpkin Pun: Gourd Samaritan.
- Pumpkin Pun: Things that go pumpkin the night.
- Pumpkin Pun: Getting pumpkin’d for Halloween.
- King Jokes: Who is the leader of all pumpkins?… The Pumpking.
- What kind of animal loves pumpkins?… Orange-atans.
- Fall Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall.
- Pumpkin Pun: Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season.
- Pumpkin Pun: You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
- Pumpkin Pun: My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd.
- Farming Jokes: Pumpkin Pun: Another gourd-geous day at the farm.
- Disney Jokes: Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?… Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
- What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?… “You’re looking a little sick.”
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?… They have no hands to knock on the door.
- Teacher Jokes for October: Why do pumpkins perform so poorly in school?… They had all their brains scooped out.
- What kind of romance stories do pumpkins enjoy?… A mushy romance.
- What does a pumpkin use to repair its pants?… A pumpkin patch!
- Pumpkin Pun: Squash goals.
- Pumpkin Pun: Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
- Surfing Jokes: What do surfers say on Halloween?… Gourd vibes only, bro.
- How do you repair a broken jack-o’-lantern?… Use a pumpkin patch.
- Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful?… Because he’s empty-headed.
- Why was the gourd so gossip-y?… To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.
- Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid?… It had no guts.
- What’s orange and goes choo-choo?… A Pumpkin in Train-ing.
- What are gourds afraid of?… Things that go Pumpkin the night.
- Disney Jokes: Why was Cinderella bad at football?… Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
- What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
- Teacher Jokes for October: Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road?… The crossing gourd.
- What did the pumpkins say at happy hour?… Let’s get smashed.
- What did the pumpkin say to its carver?… Cut it out!
- What did the queasy pumpkin say?… I don’t feel so gourd.
- Teacher Jokes for October: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.
- Why were the two pumpkins so close?… They had deep roots.
- Smile Jokes: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?… Because they just had their brains scooped out!
- When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road?… It fell off the wagon!
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?… It had no guts!
- What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
- What did the pumpkin say to the jar?… Soon I will be ajar to.
- What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
- What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
- Music Jokes: What band do autumn vandals listen to?… The Smashing Pumpkins.