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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best #pumpkin jokes. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #HalloweenCountdown #NationalPumpkinDay
We love @GWR @FarmersWeekly! The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #farming #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
We love @SyracuseU @Crayola! #Orange you pumped for #Halloween? https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #HalloweenCountdown #pumpkins #crayons
We love @burgessdave! What do #pirates wear at #autumn?… #Pumpkin patches. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #moms #jokes #autumn #education #pirates #tlap #HalloweenCountdown #NationalPumpkinDay #Halloween
We love @Dunkin! What’s #JamesBond’s favorite hot drink?… Pumpkin spy-ce #latte. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #moms #jokes #autumn #movies #education
We love @spicegirls @OfficialMelB! What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #music #SpiceGirls #HalloweenCountdown #NationalPumpkinDay
We love @Mathnasium @NCTM! What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… #Pumpkin #Pi https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay #math #mathchat
We love @SmashingPumpkin! What band do autumn vandals listen to?… The Smashing Pumpkins. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay #math #mathchat #music
We love @JDLand! A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.” https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
What’s the problem #eating too much #pumpkinpie this time of year?… You’ll get #autumn’y ache. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #pies #HalloweenCountdown
We love @Nascarl! What’s a car’s favorite fall activity?… #Pumpkin ‘car’ving! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #moms #jokes #autumn #movies #education #pumpkins #cars
How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie?… It’s gourd-geous. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #pies #HalloweenCountdown
We love @USCG! Which #pumpkins can #swim the best?… The coast gourd. https://bit.ly/3A3Ep2u #CoastGuard #swimming #HalloweenCountdown #NationalPumpkinDay #Halloween
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the #beach?… A life-gourd. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
What did the #pumpkin say to the pie baker?… Use #apples instead. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #pies #HalloweenCountdown
Did you hear about the #sailor who turned into a #pumpkinpie?… He’s a squashbuckling #pirate! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #pirates #sailors #HalloweenCountdown
We love @SmashingPumpkin! What band do Halloween vandals listen to?… The Smashing Pumpkins. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay #math #mathchat #music
In #September, you pick me when I’m good and ready. In #October, you cut me intentionally to make me look worse. In #November, you trash me like you never knew me. What am I?… A Jack-o-Lantern for #Halloween. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay #farming
We love @Jumpman23! What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a #basketball?… Michael Gourdan. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #HalloweenCountdown #pumpkins
We love @Mathnasium! What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin #Pi. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #autumn #pumpkins #math #PiDay
We love @rockhall @BerkleeCollege! Where would you rate @SmashingPumpkin in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them @LessThanJake but @betterthanezra! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #music #NationalPumpkinDay
Did you hear about the pumpkin who played #basketball?… He was a point gourd. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #music
Kids: “There isn’t enough #sugar in the #pumpkin filling!” Dad: “Hey, cooking is an art, not a #science…” “… you can’t calculate #pie.” https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #dads #pumpkins
In a FarmersMarket, Farmer A sells #pumpkins, Farmer B sells #strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… #Medicine. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #HalloweenCountdown #doctors
What does a #umpkin priest give a #homily?… From the pulp-it. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #HalloweenCountdown #doctors
Why did the jack-o-lanterns claim to be spiritual?… Because he had an inner light. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #HalloweenCountdown #doctors
Why did the pumpkin lose the #MMA match?… He let his gourd down. https://bit.ly/2m5thOD #fall #autumn #pumpkins
I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
Hey @Nascar @EdmontonOilers @Shell! We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #autumn #cars #NASCAR #pumpkins
Hey @KennyYoungZLX @RCARecords How does a pumpkin listen to #Halloween #music?… On vine-yl. #fall #autumn https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #autumn #cars #NASCAR #pumpkins
Hey @PositiveCoachUS! What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #fall #autumn #Sports #pumpkins #Sports #coaching
Hey @Candlewick @TheYankeeCandle! I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every #Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. #fall #autumn #pumpkins #candles #HalloweenCountdown
What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een. #fall #autumn #pumpkins #Halloween #HalloweenCountdown
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay #ghosts
Who did the pumpkin run away from?… #Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian.
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice.
What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern.
What is a pumpkin’s favorite song?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by @TheBonnieRaitt https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay #music
We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. (Fall Jokes)
In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine
What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
Hey @SmashingPumpkin! What #music band is the least popular around #Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pumpkins?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pumpkin knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pumpkin knock knock jokes?
What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out! https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
Hey @SmashingPumpkin What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
Hey @PSAWorldTour! What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… #Squash https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #NationalPumpkinDay
Why did the pumpkin take a detour?… To avoid a seedy part of town.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… #Squash. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #NationalPumpkinDay
Hey @JDLand! What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a #Halloween party?…”Let’s get glowing.” https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #NationalPumpkinDay
Hey @pulpfictionbks! What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?… Pulp fiction. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #NationalPumpkinDay #Fiction
Hey @usweekly @GossipCop! Why was the gourd so gossip-y?… To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #NationalPumpkinDay #gossip
Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid?… It had no guts. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #NationalPumpkinDay
Why was Cinderella bad at football?… Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road? The crossing gourd.
What did the pumpkins say at happy hour?… Let’s get smashed.
What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?… I’m Here for a Gourd Time.
What did the pumpkin say to its carver?… Cut it out!
What do surfers say on Halloween?… Gourd vibes only, bro.
How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl.
What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western?… The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly!
What does a pumpkin priest?… From the pulp-it.
Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful?… Because he’s empty-headed.
What did the queasy pumpkin say?… I don’t feel so gourd.
Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?… A candle makes them bright.
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.
Why were the two pumpkins so close?… They had deep roots.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?… Because they just had their brains scooped out! (Top Biology Jokes)
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?… It fell off the wagon!
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?… It had no guts! (Top Biology Jokes)
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar?… Soon I will be ajar to.
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch! (Fall Jokes)
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. (Fall Jokes)
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch. #NationalPumpkinDay
Why were the two #pumpkins so close?… They had deep roots. https://bit.ly/2GUiocB #October #Fall #Halloween #pumpkins #NationalPumpkinDay
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?… It fell off the wagon! #NationalPumpkinDay
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?… It had no guts! #NationalPumpkinDay
What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out! #NationalPumpkinDay
What did the pumpkin say to the jar?… Soon I will be ajar to.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?… Because they just had their brains scooped out! - Baseball Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…She had a pumpkin for a coach.
- What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch.
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash! (101 Sports Jokes / Squash Jokes)
- What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?…”Let’s get glowing.”
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
- What do you call an overweight pumpkin?…A plumpkin!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.
- Why were the two pumpkins so close?… They had deep roots.
- Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?… Because they just had their brains scooped out! (Top Biology Jokes)
- When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road?… It fell off the wagon!
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?… It had no guts! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
- What did the pumpkin say to the jar?… Soon I will be ajar to.