Movie Jokes

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Movie Jokes:

1. Wizard of Oz Jokes: Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time… No one could hold a candle to him. 
2. I tried being a movie extra… but it wasn’t my scene.
3. Field Trip Jokes: Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies
4. The best films of all time Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit trilogies… Now that’s what I’m Tolkien about.
5. Why did they come out with a Lord of the Rings movie?…The fans were Baggins for it.
6. Three movies are a bit much for The Hobbit… They seem to be really dragon it out! 
7. “Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?”… “Elijah Would.” 
8. I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses. They’re calling it The Two Tires.
9. Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 for his role as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire.
10. What do you call a movie about a gangster hobbit?… Yolo Swaggins and the Fellowship of the Bling. 
11. Hot Dog Jokes: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
12. Bastille Day Jokes: What do you call Leonardo DiCaprio in a movie about the French Revolution?… Leonardo DiCapitated.
13. Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?… No, but Elijah Would! 
14. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. The movie is called “You Tolkien to me?” 
15. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why did the Lord of the Rings author got kicked out of the movie theater… He was Tolkien all the way through!
16. Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel… Old Hobbits Die Hard.
17. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Movie Review for The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
18. Music Jokes: What Elton John song is dedicated to Rocky Balboa?… I’m still standing.
19. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
20. Why was the Navy movie not permitted to be played in theaters?… Due to censor-ship. 
21. Navy Jokes: What’s a sailor’s favorite type of movie?… A sea-quel! 
22. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. 
23. What’s a ship’s favorite movie genre?… Sea-quels.
24. Who was the most volatile actor in The Lord of the Rings?… Orlando Boom!
25. After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.”