Hurricane Melissa Jokes

by | Sep 27, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Hurricane Melissa is no joke… prepare NOW.
  2. Music Jokes: Melissa, by The Allman Brothers Band… the unofficial song of Hurricane Melissa.
  3. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Hurricane Melissa!
  4. I’m trying to write a joke about Hurricane Melissa… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  5. What did  Hurricane Melissa say to the Cuba coast?… I have my eye on you.
  6. I told a  Hurricane Melissa joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
  7. How fast does Hurricane Melissa move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Melissa is just taking a scenic island stroll.
  8. Hurricane Melissa will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes.
  9. I told a  Hurricane Melissa joke… I was expecting a wave of laughter.
  10. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s Hurricane Melissa joke.
  11. Cuba Jokes: What’s an island resident’s favorite emergency prep gear?… A Honda generator, an extension cord, and absolute skepticism.
  12. Hurricane Melissa is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  13. Cuba Jokes: Category 1 Hurricane Melissa was no joke…. It raised Hell in… Cuba!
  14. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Melissa?… The UCLA Bruins.
  15. Hockey Jokes: What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Melissa?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
  16. Be safe!…  Hurricane Melissa might be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell!
  17. I want to make a joke about  Hurricane Melissa… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
  18. Be safe!…  Hurricane Melissamight be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits land!
  19. What is the #1 Clash song during  Hurricane Melissa?… “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
  20. Be safe!…  Hurricane Melissamight be a Cat 4… A good chance it will raise Hell when it hits Florida!
  21. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes  Hurricane Melissajokes.
  22. You can’t trust  Hurricane Melissa… It is known to blow things out of proportion.
  23. How does  Hurricane Melissa see?… With one eye.
  24. What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
  25. What is the #1 requested song during  Hurricane Melissa?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (
  26. Why did the teacher rush to the  Hurricane Melissaflood zone?… To test the water.
  27. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for  Hurricane Melissa… He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
  28. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of  Hurricane Melissa!
  29. I’m trying to write a blog about  Hurricane Melissa… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  30. Why did the  Hurricane Melissago to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
  31. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route for  Hurricane Melissa?
  32. Why did the  Hurricane Melissa apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
  33.  Hurricane Melissa is very… depressing.
  34.  Hurricane Melissa just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.
  35. This Halloween in Cuba I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
  36. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
  37.  Hurricane Melissa walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  38. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the  Hurricane Melissa?… It experienced pier pressure.
  39. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits?
  40. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  41. Where does a turtle go when during a  Hurricane Melissa?… A shell-ter.
  42. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a  Hurricane Melissa?… It was mime-blowing.
  43. I asked the  Hurricane Melissa for a joke… but it just blew me away.
  44. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a  Hurricane Melissa?… Bridge over troubled water.
  45. Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  46. I tried to catch some fog during  Hurricane Melissa… but I mist.
  47. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during  Hurricane Melissa?… Tampa Pray.
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good  Hurricane Melissa knock knock jokes?
  49. Have you heard about the  Hurricane Melissa party?… It’s going to be in tents.
  50. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare  Hurricane Melissa?
  51. Hurricane Melissa tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.
  52. I am hosting a Hurricane Melissa party…. YOLO!
  53. YOLO!… I am hosting a Hurricane Melissa party.
  54. I am going to a Hurricane Melissa party…. YOLO!
  55. YOLO!… I am going to a Hurricane Melissa party.