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- Music Jokes: February 1st February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four!
- February 2nd Groundhog Day Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State Of The Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?… I keep hearing the same ones over & over & over again.
- New England Patriots Jokes: Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
- February 6th: Massachusetts Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Super Bowl Sunday: 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
- February 7th Periodic Table Day Chemistry Jokes: We would like to apologize for not adding more chemistry jokes… but we only update them…. Periodically!
- Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX, the rematch between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, is only ONE day away?
- February 8th Super Bowl Jokes: 101 Super Bowl Jokes: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- February 8th Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes 101 Super Bowl LX Jokes:
- Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Coffee Jokes: What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
- February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best February jokes
- Top 10 Full Moon Jokes for Each Month: New England Jokes: How excited for the Snow Moon are New Englanders after spending several days shoveling out after Winter Storm Fern? (January 2026)
- What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary.
- What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary.
- What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary. (
- What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
- What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)
- February 20th, 2027 Snow Moon: Snow Moon Jokes: Groundhog Day Jokes: If Groundhog Day falls on the Full Snow Moon… does that mean we automatically get 6 more weeks of winter.
- February 29th: Leap Year Jokes:
February 2nd: Groundhog Day Jokes:
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
- What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog! (Dog Jokes)
- What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters!
- Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day! (Psychology Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
February 4th: Super Bowl Jokes
- Why did the NFL football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
- How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
- What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
- If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle. (Top Fishing Jokes)
- Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
- Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
- What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
- Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
February 13th: Pancake Day Jokes
- Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)
- What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (Top Baseball Jokes)
- How do you make a pancake smile?… Butter him up. (180 School Jokes)
- What’s the best pancake topping?… More pancakes.
- How do elves eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- How do leprechauns eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Top St. Patrick Day Jokes)
- When the little boy was making pancakes why did the batter run away?… Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
- Did you know today is Pancake day, apparently it just creped up on us..
- Thin French pancakes give me the crepes.
February 14th: Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
- Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple.
- What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart.
- What did the pencil say to the paper?… I dot my i’s on you!
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on.
- Do you have a date for Valentines Day?… Yes, February 14th.
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?… Stick with me and you’ll go places!
- What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?… They are all better rich! (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Coffee Day Jokes)
February 19th: Presidents’ Day Jokes (update) & Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest by State)
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
- Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!
- How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms.
- What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
- Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?…They’re both on the (s)cent!
- What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?…. Babe Lincoln
- What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures!
- Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”
- What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?… Abraham Stinkin
- What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
February 29th: Leap Year Jokes:
- What do athletes wear on Leap Day?… Jumpsuits.
- Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP.
- What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop.
- What do the Chinese call the Year of the Frog?… Leap Year.
- What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In.
- What is a frog’s favorite time of year?… Leap Day.
- What do you call a surgery on Leap Day?… A hop-eration.
- I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.
- My coworker was fired on Leap Day, apparently he picked the wrong time to jump off the deep end.
- I’m going to get married on February 29th, so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.