Delaware Jokes

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Delaware was admitted as a state to the union on December 7, 1787.

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Delaware jokes.
Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
How do you know you’re from Delaware?… When you’ve left the state four times today and still made it home for dinner!
Delaware is proud to be the first state admitted to the Union on Dec. 7, 1787. “Why does Delaware love state nicknames?… Because Delaware is always in ‘First’ place!
What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
Welcome to Delaware! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
Delaware is a state where size doesn’t matter.
How does Delaware greet the ocean?… With a Dela wave!
What’s the best thing about Delaware?… You can visit the whole state in a single day!
Delaware: Size ain’t everything.
What’s the worst part about living in Delaware?… People keep asking if I know Joe Biden.
George Washington Jokes: I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal… It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.
Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware yesterday?… Oh don’t worry, he woke up!
College Jokes: 2 University of Delaware friends skip studying for Calculus final to party. They did pretty well on all of the other assessments. Going into the final, they had a solid “A.” These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Calculus final was on Monday), they decided to go to Johns Hopkins University and party with some friends. They had a great time, however, they overslept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to campus until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found their professor after the final to explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. “Cool,” they thought. “This is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page. They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points). Which tire?
Can you name the capitol of Delaware?… “D”
Hunter Moon Jokes: What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
Travel Guest Blogs: Delaware Pun: “I can’t believe how much I love Delaware — it’s ‘Delaworthy’ of a visit!”
Arkansas Jokes: What did Delaware see?… Same thing Arkansas.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Delaware shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Delaware?
Alaska Jokes: What did Dela ware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but Alaska.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe locate Delaware on a map?
Travel Guest Blogs: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Delaware?
Delaware Pun: “Delawhere’s the party?”
Pennsylvania Jokes: What did Delaware say when Pennsylvania asked why it’s so tiny?… “Size isn’t everything!”
Why don’t Delawareans play hide and seek?… Because good luck hiding when you’re only 96 miles long!
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Delaware River.
What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
Pennsylvania Jokes: What did Pennsylvania say when Delaware asked why it’s so big?… “Size matters!”
Over the summer, Delaware expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 110°F… NOT cool.
Over the winter, Delaware is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -17°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING.
Chemistry Jokes: A DuPont chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
Election Jokes: 2024 Election Jokes: Do you think Joe Biden waited until it was closer to the Olympics to pass the torch?
George Washington Jokes: What did George Washington say when crossing the Delaware?… “Row, row, row your boat… quietly.”
Did you hear the joke about the Delaware Mountains?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Delaware joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Delaware. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Delaware, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Delaware, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Delaware joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
Did you hear the joke about Horsehoe Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Delaware Turnpike!
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Brandywine Creek River. (Delaware Rivers)
If Mississippi bought Illinois a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
Delaware Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Delaware Resident: “No, not yet.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Delaware?
I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now… I live in Delaware.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Delaware?
Why didn’t Delaware introduce herself at the party?… She assumed everyone already knew she was First!
Cereal Jokes: Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Delaware?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer.
Delaware: America hates us because America ain’t us.
Divorce Jokes: Divorced couples in Delaware are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
College Jokes: How many University of Delaware freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
Labor Day Jokes: Delaware Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Delaware Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Delaware.
Delaware: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.
How many Delaware men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Delaware has any cents.
How do you get a man in Delaware do do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
Did you hear that a Univeristy of Delaware sports team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
Music Jokes: A woman from Delware who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Delaware has an MLB team?
A Delware man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Delaware has an NFL team?
Why can’t state Delaware mountains play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
In the news, Delaware had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Delaware has an NHL team?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Delaware has an NBA team?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Delaware has a Major League Rugby teams?
Napping Jokes: A retired Delaware man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Delaware?
Why won’t any of Delware’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
College Basketball Jokes: I’m not saying Delaware’s basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves
In what state does the Delaware River flow?… Liquid. (10 Longest state Rivers)
Apparently, someone in Delaware gets stabbed every 52 seconds.. poor guy.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Delaware River.
Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Delaware library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Golf Jokes: Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
Golf Jokes: Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
Golf Jokes: Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why do Delaware citizens love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Delaware s.
Did you hear the joke about Delaware Mountains?… You won’t get over it.
What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Delaware Turnpike!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Delaware?
What is the tallest building in Delaware ?… Delaware Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
Why did Delaware disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Delaware River.
Why is “The Wave” banned in Delaware Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Delaware?
What do you call a dishonest cat at the Brandywine Zoo?… Lion.
Top Teacher Jokes: The art teacher in Delaware always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
Top Teacher Jokes: Why do Delaware students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
Top Teacher Jokes: The chemistry teacher in Delaware had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
Top Teacher Jokes: The biology class in Delaware was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Delaware jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Delaware jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Delaware?
Alaska Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
Election Jokes: 2020 Election: Why couldn’t Donald Trump enter the White House in 2020?… It was now “For Biden!”
What’s the state motto of Delaware?… Where you’ll find everyone you were avoiding in high school at the grocery store.
2024 Election Jokes: What was the President doing during his Covid quarantine in July 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race.
What was President Joe Biden doing in the weeks after his awful performance at the Presidential Debate against Donald Trump on June 27th, 2024… Just Biden his time until he dropped out of the race (July 21st, 2024).
Delaware Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
Delaware Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
How is Delaware like a castle?… It’s the only state where everyone’s in a manor.
What’s Delaware’s favorite exercise?… The ‘tax-free’ shopping spree marathon!
Why did the Delaware blush?… Because the Delaware River’s bottom.
How does Delaware break the ice at a party?… So, you’ve been to our beaches, right?
How do you find Delaware on a map?… Look for the little spot tucked between Jersey and Maryland.
What do you call a dishonest cat at the Brandywine Zoo?… Lion.
The art teacher in Delaware always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
Why do Delaware students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
The chemistry teacher in Delaware had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
The biology class in Delaware was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
What excites a Delawarean more than a NASCAR race?… A two-lane road!
Why is Delaware the best state for introverts?… Because you’ll never run into a crowd!
Why is there no rush hour in Delaware?… Because every hour is rush hour!
Why does Delaware always show up late to the party?… Because it’s always stuck on Route 1!
How did Delaware make the cut for the Union’s team… By being first on the team roster!
Why did Delaware get an award at the U.S. states meetup?… For being the most low-key!
George Washington Jokes: Why was George Washington a great leader?… He always knew how to cross the Delaware without a hitch!
George Washington Jokes: What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?… ”Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!”
George Washington Jokes: What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware River?… “I’m going to make this crossing great again!”
Did you hear about the power outage at the Delaware University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why do Delaware golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why do Delaware love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Delaware is.
Did you hear the joke about Iron Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Wilson Hill ?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Sandy Bray?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Chestnut Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Drummond Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Bottom Hills?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Pine Hill ?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Did you hear the joke about Easter Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Delaware Mountains)
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Brandywine Creek River. (Delaware Rivers)
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Appoquinimink River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Broadkill River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Choptank River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Christina River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Indian River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Leipsic River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Little River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Mispillion River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Murderkill River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The St. Jones River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Pocomoke River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Nanticoke River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Smyrna River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Simons River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Sassafras River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Brandywine Creek River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Appoquinimink River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Broadkill River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Choptank River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Christina River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Christina River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Indian River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Leipsic River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Little River.
Why did the computer go to Delaware?… It wanted to upgrade its “Dela-ware!”
What do you call a singing chicken from Delaware?… A “Delaware-dore!”
Why did the Delaware cookie go to therapy?… It felt a crumbly inside!
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Mispillion River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Murderkill River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The St. Jones River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Pocomoke River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Nanticoke River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Smyrna River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Simons River.
Where do Delaware fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of The Sassafras River.
Election Jokes: What do you call a bee that tries to interfere with the 2024 election?… A Cagey Bee.
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Joe Biden dropped out of the 2024 election.
What is the most popular college during 2024 election season?… The Electoral College.
Hunter Moon Jokes: What is Donald Trump’s least favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.
Election Jokes: 2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the potential age during the final year of the presidency if the original candidates won. (Joe Biden 85 & Donald Trump 82)
What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.
What is the tallest building in Delaware?… Delaware Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
Why did Delaware disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
Why is “The Wave” banned in Delaware Stadium?… Two Fightin Blue Hens fans drowned last year.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Delaware ?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League team (PLL) from Delaware ?
Why do folks in Delaware go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
I’m not saying Delaware basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.
Why did the University Of Delaware regents decide to cover Delaware Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Huskies always look better on paper.
Why do Delaware State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
Why did Delaware State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
What’s the one thing that keeps Blue Hens students from graduating?… Going to Class.
Why did the Blue Hens football team cross the road… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
How do you get a Delaware student laugh all weekend long?… Tell him a joke Monday morning.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Delaware jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Delaware jokes?
Why do the Delaware Fightin Blue Hens eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
What’s the difference between an Delaware football player and a dollar?… You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Did you hear that Delaware’s football team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
How many Delaware Fighting Blue Hens does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
What do you call an Delaware State football player with a championship ring?… A thief!
Election Jokes: 2024 Election Jokes: The biggest joke of the 2024 Election… the age of the original candidates (Joe Biden 81 & Donald Trump 78)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Delaware?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Delaware?

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