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- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas jokes.
- Music Jokes: What is the best Christmas present in the world?…. A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
- Psychology Jokes: Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!”
- Grandparent Jokes: My grandparents go to church with me for Christmas Mass. Halfway through the service, Grandpa leans over and whispers Nana “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” Nana replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
- How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills!
- Wizard of Oz Jokes: Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?… The Wizard of Claus.
- Christmas Wreath Jokes: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin.
- 2024 NBA Finals: What is Derrick White’s favorite Christmas song?… All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
- Jaws Jokes: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws!
- Psychology Jokes: What do you call a student who is afraid of Santa Claus?…. Claustrophobic.
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m going to a Lord of the Rings themed Xmas party… I’m going to eat and be Merry!
- New York Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Irish band that sings the Fairy Tale of New York?… The Pogues.
- New York Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the New York Christmas song by the Pogues?… The Fairy Tale of New York.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most popular Bruce Springsteen Christmas songs?
- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.
- Hockey Jokes: Last Christmas my parents got me a pair of flip flops with matchbox cars glued to the bottom… Cheap Skates.
- Brownie Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
- Thanksgiving Jokes: What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?… It’s nice to meat you!
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Christmas party… It’s just a little get-together!
- Cookie Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy.
- What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
- Navy Jokes: What do you get when you cross a sheep, a warship, and a father?… A fleece navy dad.
- Snowman Jokes: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
- Cookie Jokes: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
- Snow Jokes: Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile Toe.
- Psychology Jokes: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic.
- Elves use what kind of money?… Jingle bills!
- What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?… Welfy
- Reindeer Jokes: Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?… ”Re-tail” store.
- Reindeer Jokes: Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?… Comet!
- Reindeer Jokes: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
- Music Jokes: Which elf was the best singer?… ELFis Presley.
- Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?… because he had the drum sticks!
- Snowman Jokes: What is for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?… Icebergers!
- Snowman Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle!
- Snowman Jokes: How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
- Snowman Jokes: What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
- Snowman Jokes: What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash!
- Snowman Jokes: Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
- Psychology Jokes: What do call a tutor who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic.
- Psychology Jokes: What do call a teacher who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?… Halo there!
- Police Jokes: If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?… Santa Clues!
- Cereal Jokes: What is the snowman’s breakfast?…Frosted flakes!
- Snowman Jokes: Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball!
- Snowman Jokes: What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?…Ice caps.
- When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?… Santa Pause.
- World Geography Jokes: How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?… Fleece Navidad!
- Music Jokes: What kind of music does elves like best?… ”Wrap” music!
- How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?… A merry Christmas to ewe.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail!
- How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?”
- What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!
- World Geography Jokes: What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
- What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?… Crisp Cringle!
- Ghost Jokes: What did the ghost say to Santa?… We’ll have a boo Christmas without you!
- Cat Jokes: What do you call a cat at the beach during Christmastime?… Sandy Claws!
- Cereal Jokes: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes!
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
- What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood
- Christmas Eve Jokes: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?… It’s Christmas, Eve!
- December Jokes: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D!”
- Cat Jokes: Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents?… Santa Paws!
- Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?… Because it soots him!
- Snowman Jokes: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?…Chill out.
- Teacher Jokes for December: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell.
- Reindeer Jokes: Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer.
- Book Jokes: A Christmas book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
- Snowman Jokes: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
- Snow Jokes: Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business!
- Grandparent Jokes: A kids grandparents visit over the holidays go to church for Christmas Mass. Halfway through the service, the grandpa leans over and whispers in his wife’s ear, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” The Grandma replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
- Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Avery…Avery who?…Avery merry Christmas!
- Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Mary… Mary who?… Mary Christmas!
- Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?… Because the angel had said, “No L!”
- Labor Day Jokes: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?… You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
- Reindeer Jokes: Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers!
- Reindeer Jokes: Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs!
- Reindeer Jokes: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
- Reindeer Jokes: Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
- Snowman Jokes: What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
- What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
- Snow Jokes: What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
- Snowman Jokes: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet!
- Snowman Jokes: What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite!
- Cow Jokes: How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
- Snow Jokes: What’s white and goes up?… A confused snowflake!
- What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?… A Christmas Quacker!
- Reindeer Jokes: Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
- Cow Jokes: What do cows say at Christmas?… MOOey Christmas!
- Christmas Tree Jokes: Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
- Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!
- What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?… Santa Claus.
- Music Jokes: What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?… Christmas Corals!
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
- Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps!
- Cookie Jokes: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s farts!
- Music Jokes: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?… Silent Night.
- Snowman Jokes: What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
- Reindeer Jokes: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?… Comet.
- Snowman Jokes: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce.
- Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
- Why did the candy cane cross the road?… Because it wanted to get a licking!
- What kind of bug hates Christmas?… A humbug.
- World Geography Jokes: What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece.
- Jaws Jokes: Who gives presents to baby sharks?… Santa Jaws.
- What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?… A sad candy cane!
- Doctor Jokes: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?… Tinsilitis!
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
- Christmas Tree Jokes: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
- What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?… Jungle bells, Jungle bells…
- What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?… Krisp Cringle.
- Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG!
- Christmas Tree Jokes: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
- What is the cleanest reindeer called?… Comet.
- How do you know when Santa’s in the room?… You can sense his presents.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam!
- Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?… Because everything was marked down!
- Snow Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there? … Snow… Snow who? …. Snow use. I forgot my name again!
- Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who? … Irish you a Merry Christmas!
- Knock knock... Who’s there? … Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who? … Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!