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Google Search “Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes.
- Grandparent Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
- Psychology Jokes: Raisin cookies that look like Chocolate Chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues!
- Field Trip Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the field trip to the Chocolate Chip cookie factory?… It is crummy.
- My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity,” guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big plate of chocolate chip cookies!
- Labor Day Jokes: I tried to start an online Chocolate Chip Cookie store… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
- Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of chocolate chip cookie?… ships ahoy!
- Bacon Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?
- Ice Cream Jokes: What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh.
- Star Wars Jokes: How do Wookies like their Chocolate Chip cookies?… Chewie.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
- August 4th Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day?
- Doctor Jokes: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
- What do you say when two Chocolate Chip Cookies are getting ready for their fight?… “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
- Star Wars Jokes: What do you call Chewbacca when he has a chocolate chip cookie stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- Star Wars Jokes: What do you get when you roll Chewbaca in Hershey’s kisses?… A chocolate chip Wookie.
- Police Jokes: Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of Chocolate Chip Cookie dough.
- Football Jokes: Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?… Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
- Why was the Chocolate Chip cookie so annoyed?… He had a chip on his shoulder!
- What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long!
- Star Wars Jokes: Have you tried the new Star Wars Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy.
- Star Wars Jokes: Why do Wookiees love Chocolate Chip cookies?… Because they’re Chewy!
- Milk Jokes: What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
- Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
- Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
- Dad Jokes: Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his dad was a wafer so long!
- Doctor Jokes: Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a chocolate chip cookie?… He was feeling crumby!
- Psychology Jokes: Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies… After they get baked, they’ll crumble easily.
- Two chocolate chip cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”
- Why should you never make too many Chocolate Chip Cookies at once?… It’s too big of a whisk.
- Police Jokes: Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of Chocolate Chip Cookie dough.
- Doctor Jokes: I ate too much chocolate chip cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse.
- What do you get when you cross a chocolate chip cookie and a hammer?… Cookie crumbs.
- Wedding Jokes: What do you call it when two chocolate chip cookies from the same sheet get married?… A batch made in heaven.
- Cookie Pun: In this cookie we call life, you’re the chocolate chips.
- What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies!
- What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her Chocolate Chip cookie.
- Police Jokes: What do you a call a Chocolate Chip cookie who loves to steal?… A crook-ie!
- Sesame Street Jokes: What does the Cookie Monster use to make his bed?… Cookie sheets!
- Bacon Jokes: Why do we bake Chocolate Chip cookies and cook bacon?
- Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a Chocolate Chip cookies for your birthday.
- Labor Day Jokes: I’m making a cookie brand called NIT (new incredible taste). It will be shaped like a chocolate chip cookie and will contain a fortune on the bottom… FortuneNIT for you.
- What do you get when you cross a Chocolate Chip Cookie and a hammer?… Cookie crumbs.
- What do you get when you use a deer-shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie cutter?… Cookie doe!
- How does the queen like her Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing.
- What do you call a smart Chocolate Chip cookie?… Academia nut.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
- What did the chocolate chip cookie call the raisin cookie?… An imposter.
- Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter… I like to play Muffin Roulette.
- All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies… But I still haven’t gotten even one Chocolate Chip cookie!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: Cookie Monster said it best: “Me want cookie!”
- Why did the Chocolate Chip cookie baker go home sick?… She tossed her cookies at work.
- Doctor Jokes: Why did the Chocolate Chip Cookie go to the doctor?… She was feeling crummy.
- What do you call it when two Chocolate Chip Cookies made at the same time fall in love?… A batch made in heaven!
- What kind of keys does the Chocolate Chip Cookie baker carry?… Cook-keys!
- What did the Chocolate Chip Cookie baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?… Ooh, snickerdoodles.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: You’re the milk to my Chocolate Chip cookie.
- Where do witches bake their Chocolate Chip Cookies?… In a coven.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: A balanced diet is a Chocolate Chip Cookie cookie in each hand.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
- What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to his wife?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
- What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to his girlfriend?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
- What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to her husband?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
- What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to her boyfriend?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: You’re a smart cookie.
- Me: “Three scoops of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough in a tub, please.” Ice Cream Scooper: “You want to spoon?” Me: “OK, what time do you get off?”
- Why was the Chocolate Chip Cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
- Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a Chocolate Chip Cookie?… He was feeling crumby!
- Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?… He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!
- What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a Chocolate Chip Cookie?… “Polly wanna cookie!”
- Cookie Pun:: Keep calm and eat cookies.
- Cookie Pun: That’s one tough cookie.
- Cookie Pun: One smart cookie.
- Cookie Pun: Life is what you bake it.
- Cookie Pun: Let’s bake it happen!
- Cookie Pun: You and me are the perfect batch.
- Chocolate Pun: Tough cookies stick together.
- How does the king like his Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing.
- How does the prince like his Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing.
- How does the princess like her Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies?