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Google Search “Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chocolate chip cookie jokes.
  2. Grandparent Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
  3. Psychology Jokes: Raisin cookies that look like Chocolate Chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues!
  4. Field Trip Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the field trip to the Chocolate Chip cookie factory?… It is crummy.
  5. My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity,” guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big plate of chocolate chip cookies! 
  6. Labor Day Jokes: I tried to start an online Chocolate Chip Cookie store… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
  7. Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of chocolate chip cookie?… ships ahoy!
  8. Bacon Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?
  9. Ice Cream Jokes: What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?… Chocolate Chip Cookie d’oh.
  10. Star Wars Jokes: How do Wookies like their Chocolate Chip cookies?… Chewie.
  11. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
  12. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day
  13. August 4th Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day?
  14. Doctor Jokes: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
  15. What do you say when two Chocolate Chip Cookies are getting ready for their fight?… “Let’s get ready to crumble!”
  16. Star Wars Jokes: What do you call Chewbacca when he has a chocolate chip cookie stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
  17. Star Wars Jokes: What do you get when you roll Chewbaca in Hershey’s kisses?… A chocolate chip Wookie.
  18. Police Jokes: Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of Chocolate Chip Cookie dough.
  19. Football Jokes: Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?… Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
  20. Why was the Chocolate Chip cookie so annoyed?… He had a chip on his shoulder!
  21. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.
  22. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
  23. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long!
  24. Star Wars Jokes: Have you tried the new Star Wars Wookiee chocolate chip cookie?… It’s a bit chewy.
  25. Star Wars Jokes: Why do Wookiees love Chocolate Chip cookies?… Because they’re Chewy!
  26. Milk Jokes: What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies!
  27. Why was the chocolate chip cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder.
  28. Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.
  29. Dad Jokes: Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his dad was a wafer so long!
  30. Doctor Jokes: Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a chocolate chip cookie?… He was feeling crumby!
  31. Psychology Jokes: Insecure people are like chocolate chip cookies… After they get baked, they’ll crumble easily.
  32. Two chocolate chip cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”
  33. Why should you never make too many Chocolate Chip Cookies at once?… It’s too big of a whisk. 
  34. Police Jokes: Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of Chocolate Chip Cookie dough. 
  35. Doctor Jokes: I ate too much chocolate chip cookie dough and got sick… It was an overdoughse.
  36. What do you get when you cross a chocolate chip cookie and a hammer?… Cookie crumbs.
  37. Wedding Jokes: What do you call it when two chocolate chip cookies from the same sheet get married?… A batch made in heaven.
  38. Cookie Pun: In this cookie we call life, you’re the chocolate chips. 
  39. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies!
  40. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her Chocolate Chip cookie.
  41. Police Jokes: What do you a call a Chocolate Chip cookie who loves to steal?… A crook-ie!
  42. Sesame Street Jokes: What does the Cookie Monster use to make his bed?… Cookie sheets! 
  43. Bacon Jokes: Why do we bake Chocolate Chip cookies and cook bacon?
  44. Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a Chocolate Chip cookies for your birthday.
  45. Labor Day Jokes: I’m making a cookie brand called NIT (new incredible taste). It will be shaped like a chocolate chip cookie and will contain a fortune on the bottom… FortuneNIT for you.
  46. What do you get when you cross a Chocolate Chip Cookie and a hammer?… Cookie crumbs. 
  47. What do you get when you use a deer-shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie cutter?… Cookie doe! 
  48. How does the queen like her Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing. 
  49. What do you call a smart Chocolate Chip cookie?… Academia nut.
  50. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips. 
  51. What did the chocolate chip cookie call the raisin cookie?… An imposter. 
  52. Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter… I like to play Muffin Roulette.
  53. All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies… But I still haven’t gotten even one Chocolate Chip cookie! 
  54. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: Cookie Monster said it best: “Me want cookie!”
  55. Why did the Chocolate Chip cookie baker go home sick?… She tossed her cookies at work.
  56. Doctor Jokes: Why did the Chocolate Chip Cookie go to the doctor?… She was feeling crummy. 
  57. What do you call it when two Chocolate Chip Cookies made at the same time fall in love?… A batch made in heaven! 
  58. What kind of keys does the Chocolate Chip Cookie baker carry?… Cook-keys! 
  59. What did the Chocolate Chip Cookie baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?… Ooh, snickerdoodles. 
  60. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: You’re the milk to my Chocolate Chip cookie.
  61. Where do witches bake their Chocolate Chip Cookies?… In a coven. 
  62. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: A balanced diet is a Chocolate Chip Cookie cookie in each hand. 
  63. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: That’s the way the cookie crumbles. 
  64. What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to his wife?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
  65. What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to his girlfriend?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
  66. What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to her husband?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
  67. What did the Chocolate Chip cookie say to her boyfriend?… “We’re a batch made in heaven!”
  68. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pun: You’re a smart cookie. 
  69. Me: “Three scoops of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough in a tub, please.” Ice Cream Scooper: “You want to spoon?” Me: “OK, what time do you get off?” 
  70. Why was the Chocolate Chip Cookie so angry with the baker?… He had a chip on his shoulder. 
  71. Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a Chocolate Chip Cookie?… He was feeling crumby! 
  72. Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?… He couldn’t find a cookie sheet! 
  73. What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a Chocolate Chip Cookie?… “Polly wanna cookie!”
  74. Cookie Pun:: Keep calm and eat cookies. 
  75. Cookie Pun: That’s one tough cookie. 
  76. Cookie Pun: One smart cookie. 
  77. Cookie Pun: Life is what you bake it. 
  78. Cookie Pun: Let’s bake it happen! 
  79. Cookie Pun: You and me are the perfect batch. 
  80. Chocolate Pun: Tough cookies stick together.
  81. How does the king like his Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing. 
  82. How does the prince like his Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing. 
  83. How does the princess like her Chocolate Chip cookies?… Decorated with royal icing. 
  84. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies?