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- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Basketball Pun: I’m not trying to Curry favor, but these basketball puns are Golden, State your opinion.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Fransisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Chicago Bears fans thinking they can win a divisional round game against the LA Rams!
- Stranger Things Jokes: Which city does 11 from Stranger Things hate?… Sandy Eggo!
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why the Rose Bowl is called the Granddaddy of them all?
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Purdy say to Brandon during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Aiyuk gonna catch this ball? If not, Samuel will!
- Which 49ers player always gets the most dates?… Brock, he’s real Purdy!
- What does Samuel shout to Purdy during every play of the game?… Pass me Dee-ball!
- What’s the difference between O. J. Simpson and the losing Super Bowl team?… O. J. Simpson had a defense.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.
- What did Christian say when he was tackled during the Super Bowl?… McCaff REALLY hurts!
- Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy!
- Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season… 13-3.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Rose Bowl?
- New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Rose Bowl is played?
- The number one song for Southern California tourism?… It never rains in Southern California.
- What Red Hot chili peppers song is on Every California playlist?… Dani California.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Legends Trophy?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Jeweled Shillelagh?
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
- Stranger Things Jokes: Which city does 11 from Stranger Things hate?… Sandy Eggo!
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Big Game?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bill Walsh Legacy Game?
- California Jokes: What do you call a waffle that’s been buried in sand? … Sandy Eggo!
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Valley?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top Geography Jokes)
- June 1st National Trails Day: I just made a pre-game playlist for basketball. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
- Baseball Jokes: Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?… Because of all the Giant Fans!
- Lord of the Rings Jokes: Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.?… Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug.
- What Doors song is on every California playlist?… L.A. Woman
- Camping Jokes: Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
- Geography Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
- “California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their (San Andres) faults.”
- What did the California say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
- Where do you dance in California?… San Fran – disco!
- California Jokes: What do you call a waffle on the beach?… Sandy Eggo!
- What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What did the Pacific Ocean say to the California shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
- What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Beach Jokes for Kids)
- California Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Adnreas faults. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- If the LA Lakers were chasing the San Fransisco Giants, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Basketball Jokes)
- Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
- What do Magic Johnson and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear about the map of California that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Sacramento River! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What is the tallest building in the California?… The Los Angeles Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- Why does the Joe Montana know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The California Freeway Turnpike!
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do Steve Young and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Hollywood. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Hollywood! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The San Joaquin River! (Top Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Oregon, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Nevada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Arizona, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t you see penguins Monteray Bay Aquarium in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)