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National Brownie day is observed annually on December 8th.

December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of National Brownie Day?
Families are like brownies… mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Softball Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter!
Chemistry Jokes: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in a brownie?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Baseball Jokes: How is a baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter!
What kind of brownie is never on time?… ChocoLATE.
Why are brownies such good friends?… They’ll never dessert you.
World Geography Jokes: How does the recipe for German brownie begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call a sad brownie?… A frownie.
Candy Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another brownie?
Dentist Jokes: What’s the best thing to put into a brownie?… Your teeth!
There are two types of people in this world… People who love brownies and liars.
A study says that eating brownies may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…
What do you call a brownie who likes to live life dangerously?… A whisk taker.
Brownies can be part of a balanced diet… just hold one in each hand.
Why did the cake behave so well at school?… It wanted brownie points.
What did one brownie say to the other?… I am batter off with you.
After the fight, what did one brownie say to the other?… I am batter off without you.
What happened when the ice cream met the warm brownie?… The ice cream had a meltdown.
What did the brownie say to the fork?… You want a piece of me?
Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?… They were too GUI!
Why did the man only eat unbaked brownies?… They were just batter.
Why did the brownie take a day off school?… it was feeling crummy.
What did one brownie say to the other?… You bake me so hap
What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?… A pot belly.
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best brownie jokes!
Napping Jokes: I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap.
Don’t bite off more than you can chew… unless it’s a chocolate brownie.
Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for National Brownie Day!
Doctor Jokes: When should you take a brownie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
Napping Jokes: What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet.
Christmas Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
Why did the brownie go to school?… Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
What do you call a nervous brownie?… A fudge freak-out!
Why did the brownie blush?… Because it saw the oven door open!
What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie?… Wake the fudge up.
What’s a brownie’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good beat.
Why don’t brownies tell secrets?… Because they might crumble under pressure!
How do brownies say goodbye?… “Have a sweet day!”
What’s a brownie’s favorite holiday?… Fudgegiving!
Why did the brownie get promoted?… Because it was on a roll… with walnuts!
How do you make a brownie laugh?… Tickle its chocolate chips!
Why did the brownie fail art class?… It couldn’t draw a straight icing line!
What did the brownie do at the talent show?… It performed a fudgy dance number.
Why was the brownie so good at sports?… Because it was always on the ball… of dough.
How do brownies stay cool in summer?… They hang out in the ice cream aisle!
Why did the brownie get detention?… It was caught sticking to the rules… too literally!
What did the brownie write in its diary?… “Dear fudge, today was sweet.”
Why are brownies such good listeners?… Because they always lend a soft ear.
What did the brownie say to the microwave?… “You make me feel all warm and gooey.”
Why don’t brownies play hide and seek?… Because they always leave a crumb trail!
What’s a brownie’s favorite exercise?… Choco-lunges!
How do brownies apologize?… “I’m sorry—I was acting a little half-baked.”
Why did the brownie go to therapy?… Too many layers of emotion!
What’s a brownie’s favorite hobby?… Getting mixed up in the kitchen!
Why was the brownie voted class favorite?… Because it was the sweetest!
What did the brownie wear to the dance?… A sprinkle of style.
Why do brownies make great comedians?… Because their timing is fudging perfect!
What did the brownie say to the cookie?… “You’re sweet, but I’m fudgier!”
Why was the brownie so relaxed?… Because it knew everything would turn out batter.
What do you call a brownie that wins every contest?… A real chip off the old block!
Why did the brownie flunk gym class?… Too many layers, not enough crunch!
How do brownies celebrate their birthday?… With a big square dance!
What’s a brownie’s go-to vacation spot?… The Chocolate Mountains!
Why did the brownie go to comedy school?… To work on its fudge punchlines.
What makes brownies great at making friends?… They’re soft on the inside!
Why did the brownie hide in the fridge?… It wanted to chill out.
How do brownies stay trendy?… They always have the freshest batch!
Why was the brownie always invited to parties?… It brought the fun and the fudge!
What do brownies do in their free time?… Get cozy with a cup of hot cocoa.
Why was the brownie jealous of the cupcake?… It had icing on top!
Why are brownies so honest?… They never sugarcoat the truth.
What’s a brownie’s favorite type of story?… Something rich and layered.
How do brownies flirt?… They give you that warm, gooey smile.
Why did the brownie get a medal?… It was the sweetest of the batch.
What happened to the brownie that told bad jokes?… It got roasted!
Why don’t brownies keep secrets?… They always crack under heat!
What did the brownie wear to prom?… A sprinkle of style and lots of fudge.
Why did the brownie join a band…? It had a real taste for jam sessions!
What’s a brownie’s favorite game?… Hide and sweet!
Why don’t brownies ever fight?… Because they crumble too easily.
What did the brownie tell its diary?… “Life is better when you’re baked just right.”
How do you cheer up a sad brownie?… Top it with ice cream and tell a joke!
Why did the brownie become an influencer?… Its followers loved its rich content.
What do brownies say when they’re done working?… “That’s enough batter for today!”
Why did the brownie get a ticket?… For loafing around in the cookie lane!
Why did the brownie hide under the bed?… It didn’t want to get eaten!
How do brownies say hello?… “Hey there, sweetie!”
What’s a brownie’s favorite ride at the fair?.. The chocolate coaster!
Why did the brownie bring a flashlight?… To find its way through the chocolate chips!
What do you get when you cross a brownie and a ghost?… A boo-fudge!
How do brownies make phone calls?… They use a cocoa-line!
What’s a brownie’s favorite math problem?… Dividing into equal slices!
Why did the brownie go to music class?… To learn the fudgy beat!
What do brownies wear on their feet?… Chocolate loafers!
How do brownies relax after school?… They chill in the fridge!
Why did the brownie join the soccer team?… It wanted to score a sweet goal!
What’s a brownie’s favorite science experiment?… Melting under pressure!
Why did the brownie carry an umbrella?… In case of a drizzle on top!
What’s a brownie’s favorite day of the week?… Fuday!
Why did the brownie bring a magnifying glass?… To inspect every chocolate chip!
What do you call a group of dancing brownies?… The chocolate boogie troupe!
How do brownies travel long distances?… By fudge-liner plane!
Why did the brownie visit the doctor?… It felt a little baked.
What’s a brownie’s favorite bedtime story?… “Goldilocks and the Three Brownies.”
Why did the brownie bring string to school?… To tie up loose crumbs!
Why don’t brownies ever get lonely?… Because they’re always in a sweet bunch!
Why don’t brownies ever argue?… They hate to crumble under pressure.
Why don’t brownies ever gossip?… They keep everything under wraps (of foil).
Why did the brownie apply for a loan?… It needed some extra dough.
Why are brownies great at parties?… They always bring the “sweet” moves.
Brownie Pun: You’re fudging amazing!
Brownie Pun: I’m totally baked on you.
Brownie Pun: You’re the chocolate chips to my batter.
Brownie Pun: Our love is richer than double fudge.
Brownie Pun: You’re my favorite batch in life.
Brownie Pun: We go together like milk and brownies.
Brownie Pun: Life’s batter with you in it.
Brownie Pun: You make my world go ’round like a mixing bowl.
Brownie Pun: You’re my perfect square.
Brownie Pun: Our relationship has no crumby parts.
Brownie Pun: You’re the special ingredient in my life.
Brownie Pun: I’m falling for you faster than a dropped brownie.
Brownie Pun: We’re the perfect pairing – like brownies and coffee.
Brownie Pun: You’re worth every calorie.
Brownie Pun: You’re my happy ending to every meal.
Brownie Pun: Let’s get baked together.
Brownie Pun: You’re my dream come crumb true.
Brownie Pun: I’d wait in line for you like fresh-baked brownies.
Brownie Pun: Brownie points for being awesome!
Brownie Pun: You’re the reason my life is so rich!”

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