Basketball Jokes for Friday the 13th

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1. Losing the state basketball championship on Friday the 13th… deadly.
2. Making all your free throws in the state basketball championship game on Friday the 13th?… deadly.
3. Making all your three point shoots in the state basketball championship game on Friday the 13th?… deadly.
4. Why does Allen Iverson love Friday the 13th?… People really love his “killer” crossovers.
5. What is a basketball player’s favorite scary movie?… The Net-mare on Elm Street.
6. Why do basketball players love Friday the 13th?… Because they can get away with “killer” crossovers.
7. Making a buzzer beater shot in the state basketball championship game on Friday the 13th?… deadly.
8. Making all the final two free throws in the state basketball championship game on Friday the 13th?… deadly.
10. Why did the basketball player bring a shovel to the game on Friday the 13th?… He wanted to dig up some rebounds.
11. My favorite basketball player is Jason Voorhees… He’s great at taking the ball away.
12. Why did the ghost join the basketball team?… He was a great shot-blocker. He passed right through them!
13. What do you call a spooky basketball team?… The “Spook-ane” Spurs.
14. Why are basketball players bad at avoiding bad luck?… They love to travel.
15. What’s a basketball player’s favorite day?… Friday the 13th, because they love it when the opponents travel.
16. Why was the player afraid of the basketball?… It had a lot of “spirits” in it.
17. What do you call a pig who plays basketball?… A ball hog.
18. Why was the basketball court wet?… Because of all the dribbling.
19. Why did the fish refuse to play basketball?… He was afraid of the net.
20. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!
21. “That dunk was absolutely monstrous.”
22. “I hope this game isn’t a train wreck!”