Basketball Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for St. Patrick’s Day.
2. Son: Dad, I met an Irish basketball player on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly!
3. Did you hear about the O’Reilly twins and their dad in the St. Patrick’s Day 3 on 3 basketball tournaments? They stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
4. Did you hear about the O’Reilly twins and their dad in the St. Patrick’s Day 3 on 3 basketball tournaments? They stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
5. Did you hear about the Father and Son team that won the 2 on 2 basketball tournament? …. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
6. Did you hear about Mr. O’Reilly and his daughter that won the 2 on 2 basketball tournament? …. No one had an answer for the pick and pop.
7. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish the referee weren’t so blind.
8. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you were a better basketball coach.
9.  Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish we were a better basketball team. 
10. Why are Irish basketball players so good at finding open teammates?… They always look for the four-leaf clover-leaf pass!
11. What do you call a leprechaun who dunks?… A sham-rock-star.
12. Why did the basketball team wear green on March 17th?… Because they didn’t want to get pinned for a foul!
13. What is a basketball player’s favorite Irish band?… The Celtics!
14. What happens when a leprechaun gets a technical foul?… He gets “pitch-ed” out of the game.
15. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the Irish pub?… He heard the drinks were on the house, and he wanted to go for the high-post!
16. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite shot?… The “Sham-rock” and roll step-back.
17. Why did the leprechaun miss the layup?… He was too busy looking for his pot of gold under the basket.
18. May your foul shots be lucky, and your defense be green.
19. The only thing harder to find than a four-leaf clover is a shooter who never misses.
20. That dunk was so good, it was almost magical… or was it just leprechaun luck?