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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Day jokes. 
  2. Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!  
  3. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!     
  4. Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills! 
  5. Chemistry Jokes: What did 1 mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.      
  6. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled! 
  7. Election Jokes: There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
  8. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!     
  9. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!      
  10. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!   
  11. College Football Jokes: What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  12. What’s the mole’s favorite college basketball team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  13. Ice Cream Jokes: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, & milk together?… A chocolate Moletd!  
  14. What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton!    
  15. Chemistry Jokes: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum   
  16. How did Avogadro get to the desert?… on a camole.
  17. Hiking Jokes: Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.   
  18. Alabama Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile! Alabama.
  19. Election Jokes: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect   
  20. Music Jokes: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.   
  21. Music Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole!   
  22. Dentist Jokes: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. 
  23. Track & Field Jokes: What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… T said he was slow as moleasses.   
  24. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because t only know one number.   
  25. Hiking Jokes: On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole!   
  26. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.   
  27. Golf Jokes: What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one.
  28. Psychology Jokes: What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole.   
  29. High School Jokes: What do you call a 10th grader taking ?… A Soph – Mol.    
  30. Wizard of Oz Jokes: What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” 
  31. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones.
  32. Math Jokes: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication.
  33. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs  
  34. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.   
  35. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector!   
  36. Candy Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate.  
  37. Election Jokes: Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative.
  38. Music Jokes: Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy! 
  39. 101 New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Years Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”   
  40. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art 
  41. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.  
  42. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply!
  43. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!  
  44. Alabama Jokes: Where did Avogadro’s retire?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. 
  45. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses!   
  46. Chemistry Jokes: Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. 
  47. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction!   
  48. Baseball Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… The Molewaukee Brewers! Milwaukee
  49. Canada Day Jokes: What was Avogadro’s favorite beer?… Moleson Golden Ale.
  50. What is Avogadro’s favorite TV character… Masswell Smart!   
  51. Music Jokes: Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown!   
  52. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola  
  53. New York Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton! 
  54. Movie Jokes: Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick!    
  55. What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… He had to pay at the molegate!
  56. Astronomy Jokes: Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… The Molkey Way!   
  57. College Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite college… University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
  58. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley!   
  59. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!    
  60. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay!    
  61. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system. 
  62. Geography Jokes: Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia!  
  63. Watermelon Jokes: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens.
  64. Movie Jokes: Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson.
  65. Chemistry Jokes: How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… Enough to make him into a moleionnaire!   
  66. High School Jokes: Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already!     
  67. Dentist Jokes: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A 1 molar solution     
  68. What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.     
  69. World Series Jokes: Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers!   
  70. Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles!  
  71. Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.  
  72. Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day!  
  73. Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole!   
  74. Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole!    
  75. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
  76. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government 
  77. Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly.
  78. Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
  79. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!     
  80. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… He scored the winning mole!      
  81. What was the problem Avogadro had with his Nike shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!      
  82. Chemistry Jokes: What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles!      
  83. Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
  84. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”    
  85. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… want to explore the molar system. 
  86. College Jokes: What kind of test do college students like best?… Mole-tiple choice. 
  87. What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.  
  88. What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew HaMOLEton!  
  89. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
  90. Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
  91. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
  92. Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
  93. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
  94. What did one mole say to the other mole after t had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?…  Semi-fi-moles next!   
  95. Bird Jokes: What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted!   
  96. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
  97. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
  98. Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance
  99. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Mole Day party?… The mole the merrier!    
  100. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the Halloween costume party?… an avacado!    
  101. Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole!    
  102. Labor Day Jokes: What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. He joined the mole queue.  
  103. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy!   
  104. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier!  
  105. What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… HaMOLEton!   
  106. What is Avogadro’s favorite arcade game?… Whack-a-mole.
  107. Movie Jokes: Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).   
  108. Which MLB baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Mole-waukee Brewers!   
  109. Dog Jokes: What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!    
  110. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid.
  111. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess.
  112. Geography Jokes: Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait.
  113. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Mole tiplication.
  114. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Mole Day? 
  115. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mole Day knock-knock joke? 
  116. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mole Day knock knock jokes?
  117. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there.   
  118. What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.    
  119. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile.   
  120. How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous!   
  121. I knew a spy mole who turned double agent… He was a mole mole.   
  122. Music Jokes: Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole!   
  123. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?…   
  124. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.   
  125. How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code!     
  126. Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.  
  127. What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole.
  128. King Jokes: Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy.   
  129. Candy Jokes: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe 
  130. Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly?… Because he burrowed and never returned.
  131. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?… a Mole – Bile.
  132. How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code!     
  133. Why are moles always eating?… Because t’re molenourished.   
  134. What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply
  135. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because Tyra Banks on America’s Next Top Moledel   
  136. What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
  137. What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks
  138.  What is a mole’s favorite 80s television show?… Molerose Place!   
  139. Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole
  140. What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole.
  141. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass.     
  142. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis     
  143. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… T said he was slow as moleasses.
  144. What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… Moleth balls.
  145. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”      
  146. What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
  147. Why can’t Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
  148. What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem
  149. What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail.
  150. What are moles made of?… molecules.
  151. What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix.
  152. What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler.
  153. What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles.
  154. What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar.
  155. What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole!
  156. What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin
  157. Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground.
  158. What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass.
  159. At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights.
  160. What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr.
  161. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown
  162. Where do students graduate?… At moleage
  163. Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
  164. How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
  165. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!  
  166. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!      
  167. What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole
  168. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!   
  169. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses   
  170. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  171. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
  172. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.     
  173. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!   
  174. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great  together.     
  175. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!   
  176. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses.
  177. Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
  178. What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted
  179. What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass
  180. Top Mole Day Jokes
  181. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
  182. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
  183. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  184. Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
  185. Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
  186. Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
  187. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
  188. Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
  189. Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
  190. Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
  191. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
  192. Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
  193. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
  194. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
  195. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
  196. Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
  197. Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance