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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Day jokes.
- Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
- Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills!
- Chemistry Jokes: What did 1 mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled!
- Election Jokes: There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
- What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!
- College Football Jokes: What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
- What’s the mole’s favorite college basketball team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
- Ice Cream Jokes: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, & milk together?… A chocolate Moletd!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton!
- Chemistry Jokes: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
- How did Avogadro get to the desert?… on a camole.
- Hiking Jokes: Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.
- Alabama Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile! Alabama.
- Election Jokes: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
- Music Jokes: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.
- Music Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole!
- Dentist Jokes: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
- Track & Field Jokes: What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… T said he was slow as moleasses.
- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because t only know one number.
- Hiking Jokes: On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole!
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.
- Golf Jokes: What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one.
- Psychology Jokes: What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole.
- High School Jokes: What do you call a 10th grader taking ?… A Soph – Mol.
- Wizard of Oz Jokes: What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.”
- Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones.
- Math Jokes: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication.
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
- I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.
- What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector!
- Candy Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate.
- Election Jokes: Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative.
- Music Jokes: Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy!
- 101 New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Years Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”
- Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
- What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply!
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!
- Alabama Jokes: Where did Avogadro’s retire?… Mole – Bile, Alabama.
- What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses!
- Chemistry Jokes: Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction!
- Baseball Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… The Molewaukee Brewers! Milwaukee
- Canada Day Jokes: What was Avogadro’s favorite beer?… Moleson Golden Ale.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite TV character… Masswell Smart!
- Music Jokes: Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown!
- What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola
- New York Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton!
- Movie Jokes: Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick!
- What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… He had to pay at the molegate!
- Astronomy Jokes: Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… The Molkey Way!
- College Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite college… University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
- What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley!
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay!
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system.
- Geography Jokes: Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia!
- Watermelon Jokes: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens.
- Movie Jokes: Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson.
- Chemistry Jokes: How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… Enough to make him into a moleionnaire!
- High School Jokes: Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already!
- Dentist Jokes: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A 1 molar solution
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.
- World Series Jokes: Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly.
- Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… He scored the winning mole!
- What was the problem Avogadro had with his Nike shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
- Chemistry Jokes: What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
- What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
- Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… want to explore the molar system.
- College Jokes: What kind of test do college students like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
- What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew HaMOLEton!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
- What did one mole say to the other mole after t had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?… Semi-fi-moles next!
- Bird Jokes: What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted!
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Mole Day party?… The mole the merrier!
- What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the Halloween costume party?… an avacado!
- Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole!
- Labor Day Jokes: What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. He joined the mole queue.
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy!
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… HaMOLEton!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite arcade game?… Whack-a-mole.
- Movie Jokes: Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- Which MLB baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Mole-waukee Brewers!
- Dog Jokes: What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid.
- How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess.
- Geography Jokes: Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait.
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Mole tiplication.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Mole Day?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mole Day knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mole Day knock knock jokes?
- I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
- What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile.
- How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous!
- I knew a spy mole who turned double agent… He was a mole mole.
- Music Jokes: Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole!
- What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?…
- Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
- How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code!
- Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole.
- King Jokes: Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy.
- Candy Jokes: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
- Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly?… Because he burrowed and never returned.
- What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?… a Mole – Bile.
- How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code!
- Why are moles always eating?… Because t’re molenourished.
- What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply
- Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because Tyra Banks on America’s Next Top Moledel
- What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
- What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks
- What is a mole’s favorite 80s television show?… Molerose Place!
- Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole
- What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole.
- What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass.
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
- Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… T said he was slow as moleasses.
- What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… Moleth balls.
- What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
- What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
- Why can’t Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
- What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem
- What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail.
- What are moles made of?… molecules.
- What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix.
- What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar.
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole!
- What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin
- Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground.
- What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass.
- At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights.
- What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr.
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown
- Where do students graduate?… At moleage
- Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
- How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great together.
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses.
- Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
- What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted
- What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass
- Top Mole Day Jokes
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
- Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
- Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance