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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mississippi jokes.
  2. Biology Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! 
  3. College Football Jokes: Lane Kiffin not coaching in the College Football Playoff… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  4. College Football Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: #6 Ole Miss rolls over #11 41 – 10… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen
  5. College Football Jokes: Friday, November 29th, 2025: Ole Miss capped a great season winning the Egg Bowl to finish at 11-1. The most wins in the program’s history. It later laid an egg by not signing Lane Kiffin to a contract extension.
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Mississippi?
  7. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Mississippi Turnpike! 
  8. College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of AARP.
  9. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Black and Blue Bowl?
  10. College Football Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of grandparents.
  11. College Basketball Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college basketball team of grandparents.
  12. College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of grandparents.
  13. College Football Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
  14. College Basketball Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college basketball team of AARP.
  15. The time the unofficial band of daylight savings
  16. Mississippi Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
  17. Mississippi Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  18. Alaska Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Mississippi?
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Mississippi?
  21. Where do Mississippi fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the (The 10 Longest Rivers in Mississippi)
  22. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Mississippi River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Mississippi)
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe locate Mississippi on a map?
  24. Did you hear the joke about the Mississippi Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  25. Travel Guest Blogs: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Mississippi?
  26. Did you hear about the kidnapping in Mississippi yesterday? …Oh don’t worry, he woke up!
  27. Delaware Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  28. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rivalry in Dixie?
  29. College Football Jokes: December 2025 Lane Kiffin leaving to coach LSU… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  30. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Magnolia Bowl?
  31. College Football Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Egg Bowl?
  32. Music Jokes: What song is on every Mississippi playlist?… Mississippi Queen by Mountain.
  33. Music Jokes: What is a great full moon song in Mississippi?… Black water.
  34. Music Jokes: What Doobie Brothers song is on every Mississippi playlist?… Black water.
  35. Delaware Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.