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  1. December 1st Cyber Monday: Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on CyberMonday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping. (Boxing Jokes)
  2. December 1st National Grinch Day: Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who.
  3. December 3rd, 1818 Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  4. December 4th: National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
  5. December 5th Disney Jokes: Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy!
  6. Cold Moon Jokes: What moon should you never ask out?… The Cold Moon.
  7. December 7th, 1787: Delaware Jokes: How do you know you’re from Delaware?… When you’ve left the state four times today and still made it home for dinner!
  8. December 8th National Christmas Tree Day: Christmas Tree Jokes: Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments. 
  9. December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: Families are like brownies… mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  10. Mississippi Dec. 10, 1817 Mississippi Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! 
  11. Indiana Dec. 11, 1816 Indiana Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
  12. December 12th, 1787: Pennsylvania Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… It cracked me up! 
  13. Friday the 13th There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
  14. Alabama Dec. 14, 1819 Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
  15. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D!”
  16. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best December jokes.
  17. Basketball Joke of the Day: What month should you call on when you need a stop on defense?… “D” ecember.
  18. New Jersey Dec. 18, 1787 New Jersey Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  19. Santa Jokes: Sesame Street Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
  20. 101 Santa Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  21. Winter Solstice Jokes: Today is the shortest day of the year… Don’t worry, it’ll pass quickly!
  22. Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What did the Santa grant the basketball player for Christmas?… Three swishes!
  23. Grinch Jokes: The reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. 1 reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile. 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.
  24. December 24th: Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam!
  25. December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  26. December 25, 1946. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What Jimmy Buffett song is on every Monday Music Playlist?… Come Monday.
  27. Top 10 Stranger Things Jokes
  28. Iowa Dec. 28, 1846 Iowa Jokes: Election Jokes: Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49% vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%?
  29. Texas Dec. 29, 1845 Texas Jokes: Election Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
  30. New Year’s Eve Jokes: New York Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. 
  31. New Year’s Eve Jokes: Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What Jimmy Buffett song is on every Champaign, Illinois New Year’s Eve playlist?… Bubbles Up!
  32. Winter Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle!
  33. What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
  34. Teacher Jokes for December: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  35. Santa Jokes: Which month is the coldest at the North Pole?…  Decembrrrrrr. 
  36. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!