Top 50 Labor Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  2. Farming Jokes: Happy Labor Day…. Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind!
  3. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  4. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops… What is a work station?
  5. I love Labor Day… What other day do you get to celebrate work without actually doing any?
  6. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind… so I got canned.
  7. Baseball Jokes: I wanted to earn a little extra money being a baseball umpire… but my home plate was full.
  8. My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me.  
  9. How do lifeguards get paid?… With sand dollars.
  10. Why is Indiana Jones sad?… Because his career is in ruins. 
  11. Barber Jokes: I wanted to be a barber… but I just couldn’t cut it.
  12. I was a masseur for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  13. September Jokes for Teachers: How many teachers work in your school?… About half.
  14. Earth Day Jokes: I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground. 
  15. Dog Jokes: How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound.
  16. Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect!
  17. Gymnastics Jokes: Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. 
  18. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Employee: Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.’ Boss: You’re still fired! 
  19. Maine Tourist: “Nice little town, so old & quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  20. Here’s to hopefully having jobs when we return from Labor Day Weekend.
  21. I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered.
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the date of Labor Day this year? 
  23. What was Dr. Seuss’ mom’s job?… She was a Ma Seuss. 
  24. Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired.
  25. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class.
  26. Navy Jokes: I thought about joining the Navy to be on a submarine… But I changed my mind, I had a sinking feeling about that career path.
  27. Navy Jokes: A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the Navy… You’d be a subcontractor. 
  28. Tree Jokes: I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it… so they gave me the axe.
  29. I don’t really like working as a waiter… But hey, at least it puts food on the table.
  30. This really was supposed to be a joke! Why did the MLB baseball manager get fired?… for stealing signs. 
  31. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. 
  32. My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens.” He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker. 
  33. From the moment I became an archaeologist… my career was in ruins.
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
  35. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” 
  36. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend. 
  37. I quit working for Nike… I just couldn’t do it anymore.
  38. I tried being a movie extra… but it wasn’t my scene.
  39. My career at the stationery company isn’t going anywhere.
  40. I stopped doing handyman work… I couldn’t live on a fixed income.
  41. I got laid off from the unemployment office and still had to show up the next day.
  42. I have some jokes about unemployed people… but none of them work.
  43. After all those years working as a limousine driver… I don’t have much to chauffeur it.
  44. Dad Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
  45. Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now? 
  46. What does your father do for a living?… He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. I four half-sisters and a half-brother.
  47. I wasn’t feeling fulfilled as a phlebotomist… All my work was in vein.
  48. I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. 
  49. Navy Jokes: I became a chef after I left the Navy… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. 
  50. Oklahoma Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe?… Canoe Who?… Canoe you name America’s Biggest Labor Day Party! (Rocklahoma)