Baseball Jokes: Top 10 Baseball Jokes for Kids

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Every day we will try to share a little laughter with our Joke of the Day. Check our our entire list of Top Sports Jokes! Check our complete list of 100+ baseball jokes.
Here is our baseball edition. We hope you enjoy. We will try to tweet one joke per day!

1. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
2. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
3. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
4. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park!
5. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
6. Why are some umpires fat?… They always clean their plate!
7. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
8. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
9. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
10. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”