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Google Search “Pasta Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pasta jokes.
- Spaghetti Jokes: Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA!
- Solar Eclipse Jokes: I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander. I tried… it just strained my eyes.
- Covid Jokes: Did you hear about the COVID-19 spreading like crazy in Italy?… Looks like it’s being pasta around.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o!
- Cemetery Jokes: Did y’all hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
- Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta?… Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
- A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show… Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
- Why is Italy out of the World Cup?… They didn’t pasta ball good enough.
- David Pastrnak of the Boston Bruins would be a great spokesperson for National Pasta Day.
- Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- Tea Jokes: What is your favorite type of tea?… Spaghett-tea.
- Social Studies Jokes: Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
- I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O’s…. It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Scouting report for the spaghetti basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense.
- What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles.
- Cemetery Jokes: Did you hear about the Italian man who died? He pasta way… …now he’s a pizza history.
- Cheese Jokes: What did the pasta say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you!
- What type of pasta is best eaten on its own?… Ravi-lonely.
- Grandparent Jokes: My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way.
- What do you call something that looks like pasta, and tastes like pasta, but isn’t pasta?… An impasta.
- Labor Day Jokes: I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes.
- What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?… Penne.
- Ghost Jokes: What do the ghosts have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti!
- Spaghetti Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Pasta… Pasta who?… Pasta spaghetti please!
- I quit eating spaghetti… Now it’s a thing of the pasta.
- Covid Jokes: Did you hear about the COVID-19 spreading like crazy in Italy?… Looks like it’s being pasta around.
- Ghost Jokes: Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost.
- My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
- Ghost Jokes: I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
- Geography Jokes: What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?… Penguini.
- College Jokes: A college students walks into a library and she asked the librarian “Do you have pasta?” The librarian rolled her eyes and answered “Miss, this is the library.” The blonde whispers “Do you have pasta?”
- Why couldn’t the pasta get into his house?… Because he had gnocchi!
- Do you have any other pasta jokes?… I’ll give you a penne for your thoughts.
- Lobster Jokes: How much salt do lobsters use when cooking pasta?… Just a pinch.
- College Jokes: Did you hear that the sorority sister ate three bowls of spaghetti?… No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!
- How small is the smallest type of pasta?… It’s about a centimeter orzo!
- What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese!
- Texas Jokes: Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?… It’s y’all dente
- Geography Jokes: How do German pasta lovers say hello?… Gluten Tag!
- Dog Jokes: What’s a dog’s favorite type of pasta?… Wagliataile!
- Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear about the travelling pasta salesman?… His commission was penne’s on the dollar!
- Pasta is long and stringy. Rice is short and stubby… Orzo you think!
- What is the saddest pasta?… pasta?… Tort-alone-i!
- Meatball Jokes: Where does the tomato and pasta go to dance?… the Meat Ball.
- I told Dad I wanted to have a potato pasta for dinner… He said Gnocchi dokey!
- Lawyer Jokes: What do you give an angry chef who always serves wet pasta?… A re-straining order!
- What do pasta and cars have in common?… I don’t like either al dente!
- What pasta is always getting locked out of its house?.. Gnocchi!
- Police Jokes: What do you call jail for criminal pastas?… The state pennetentiary!