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Google Search “Top 10 Armed Forces Jokes”

  1. Navy Jokes: Navy captain: “Change your course, 10 degrees W” Seaman 1st Class: “Change yours 10 degrees E” Navy captain annoyed: “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” Seaman 1st Class: “You must change your course, sir.” Navy captain: “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Seaman 1st Class: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
  2. Army Jokes: American Revolution Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
  3. Air Force Jokes: Looney Tunes Jokes: Where did Bugs Bunny learn to fly?… The hare force.
  4. Marine Jokes: Geography Jokes: Where do Marines go for a romantic getaway?… Parris … Island.
  5. Space Force Jokes: What do you call an NCO in the Space Force?… A stargeant.
  6. Coast Guard Jokes: Pirate Jokes: A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the Coast Guard… But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy.  
  7. Top 50 Navy Jokes: Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? 
  8. Civil War Jokes: Civil War jokes?… I don’t General Lee like them.
  9. Pi Day Jokes: How are mathematicians like the Air Force?… They both use pi-lots.
  10. Memorial Day Jokes: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!