Top 50 Mardi Gras Jokes

by | Feb 15, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Hurricane Jokes: Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  2. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras?
  3. Mardi Gras Pun: Anyone who says they hate Mardi Gras is just jambalayin’!
  4. Fat Tuesday?… Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem!
  5. Book Jokes: Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?…  It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.”
  6. Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
  7. Movie Jokes: If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” 
  8. Black Friday Jokes: When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off.
  9. Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pictures of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography.
  10. Mardi Gras Pun: I feel the need, the need for beads!
  11. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and King Cake!
  12. Hamburger Jokes: What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?…  A French Quarter pounder.
  13. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
  14. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
  15. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!
  16. What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
  17. Mardi Gras Pun: I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
  18. What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee.
  19. Labor Day Jokes: What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day!
  20. What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?…  The ice falls out of your drinks! 
  21. Ghost Jokes: What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie!
  22. I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch You Tube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
  23. Mardi Gras Pun: Don’t worry, bead happy!
  24. Mardi Gras Pun: Talk about a party fit for a king! 
  25. How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi.
  26. Mardi Gras Pun: Nothing beads Mardi Gras fun! 
  27. I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
  28. How do you describe someone who doesn’t share their crawfish on Mardi Gras?… Shellfish! 
  29. What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass.
  30. February Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Mardi Gras?
  31. Fat Tuesday… The only day of the year you can call people fat.
  32. Music Jokes: What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the Mardi Gras parade?… I like big beads and I cannot lie!
  33. Louisiana Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the state that celebrates Mardi Gras?
  34. Why do birds fly south for the winter?… To get Mardi Gras beads.
  35. Why did the king cake go to the dentist?… It had too many fillings!
  36. Louisiana Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the city that celebrates Mardi Gras?
  37. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?… A barkus parade!
  38. Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?… To check out some krewe-tive inspiration! 
  39. Mardi Gras Pun:Mardi Gras is more like… “Where’s My Bra?”
  40. Why was the Mardi Gras clown so funny?… Because he had a lot of jester-tude!
  41. Louisiana Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me all about Mardi Gras?
  42. Presidents’ Day Jokes: What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks!
  43. Why did the chicken cross the road during Mardi Gras?… To get to the other parade!
  44. Marathon Jokes: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast!
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when is Mardi Gras?
  46. What brand of underwear should you always wear to Mardi Gras celebrations?… Fruit of Doubloon!
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mardi Gras knock-knock joke?
  48. Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday?… The person who’s the life of the Mardi!
  49. What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras?… I’m just a po’boy, but I need no sympathy!
  50. Mardi Gras Pun: Always aim to be the life of the Mardi!