101 Super Bowl LX Jokes

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  1. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (11).
  3. New England Patriots Jokes: The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m NOT deflated.
  4. New England Patriots Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell the motto of the Super Bowl LX New England Patriots?… “We all we got, we all we need”
  5. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  6. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LX: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
  7. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  8. January 25th, 2026: AFC Championship: It is Maye Day at Mile High Stadium!
  9. American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?… Stellwagen Beer Company Marshfield, Massachusetts.
  11. Super Bowl XLIX: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Super Bowl LX is a rematch of the Super Bowl XLIX (2015) teams? (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
  12. January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe imagine if the Patriots hosted the AFC Championship with Winter Storm Fern dropping 17 inches of snow in Foxboro?
  13. Super Bowl LX… Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  14. Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams who are playing in Super Bowl LX?… (New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks).
  15. Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something
  16. What are the Seahawk’s fans two most hated shows?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
  17. What are the two popular shows with New England Patriots’s fans?… The Brady Bunch and Malcolm in the Middle!
  18. New England Patriots Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Drake Maye and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  19. Seattle Seahawks Jokes: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  20. Milton’s Men’s Clothing store should hire New England Patriot Milton Williams as a spokesperson.
  21. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the New England Patriot legend who presented the Lamar Hunt Trophy to the Patriots for winning the AFC championship?… Adam Vinatieri.
  22. Super Bowl LX… New England Patriot Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  23. Super Bowl LX… Seattle Seahawk Fan: Finally a Super Bowl that matches my shirt size!… Forget that I am dyslexic.
  24. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the NFL legend who presented the George Halas NFC Championship trophy to the Seattle Seahawks?… Michael Strahan.
  25. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0.
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  27. AFC Championship: When New England Patriot Christian Gonzalez intercepted Jarrett Stidham’s pass… the Denver Broncos chance of going to the Super Bowl went GONZO!
  28. AFC Championship: Fantasy Football: Denver Broncos fans thinking their team could beat the New England Patriots with Jarrett Stidham and go on to the Super Bowl.
  29. NFC Championship: Fantasy Football LA Rams fans thinking their team could go to Seattle and beat the Seahawks to go on to the Super Bowl.
  30. Super Bowl Fantasy Football:
  31. New England Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Patriots were 4 – 13 the year before they went to Super Bowl LX?
  32. New England Jokes: The clutch running of New England’s quarterback MAYE have been the difference in the AFC Championship game.
  33. Music Jokes: What was the Red Hot Chili Peppers favorite play in the AFC Championship game?… The New England Patriot’s FLEA flicker pass.
  34. The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m NOT deflated.
  35. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
  36. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the location of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California.
  37. Super Bowl LX will be played at Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara, California… are our Super Bowl jokes wearing thin?
  38. California Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe 13-year-old Drake Maye attended Super Bowl L in Santa Clara, California?… The Denver Broncos defeated the Carolina Panthers 24 – 10.
  39. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY quarterback to start an AFC Championship game without one pass attempt all season?… Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos.
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the franchise that has the most Super Bowl appearances?… New England Patriots (11).
  41. January 25th, 2026: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the weather at Mile High Stadium for the AFC Championship?
  42. American Revolution Jokes: This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
  43. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Denver Broncos mascot?… The Denver Broncos’ official live mascot is a white Arabian horse named Thunder, which has led the team onto the field since 1993.
  44. Mole Day Jokes: Who is a mole’s favorite NFL player?… Stefon Diggs.
  45. AFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 AFC Championship?… (New England Patriots at the Denver Broncos.)
  46. NFC Championship: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe you name the two teams in the 2026 NFC Championship?… (Los Angeles Rams at the Seattle Seahawks.)
  47. Colorado Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
  48. AFC Championship: On paper, Drake Maye be a better QB Bo Nix’s backup, Jarrett Stidham.
  49. AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
  50. AFC Championship: Drake Maye have lucked out with the injury to Bo Nix.
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you believe Jarrett Stidham used to play for the New England Patriots?
  52. Super Bowl LX Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the pizza company had Tom Brady in for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  53. Super Bowl LX Jokes: What is the #1 Pizza for Super Bowl LX?… Pizza HUT!
  54. What REM song is on every Denver Bronco’s fans music playlist?… Orange Crush.
  55. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Houston Texans fans thinking you can go into the Razor, Gillette Stadium, in the snow and beat the New England Patriots.
  56. Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Chicago Bears fans thinking they can win a divisional round game against the LA Rams!
  57. Fireman Jokes: What was a fireman’s favorite Buffalo Bills Divisional Round play?… The “Hook and Ladder.”
  58. Houston Fans after losing to the New England Patriots…. Hey way can’t we get a coach like that?
  59. Houston…. We have a problem… It is Maye Day in New England!
  60. Pirate Jokes: What was a pirate’s favorite Buffalo Bills Divisional Round play?… The “Hook and Ladder.”
  61. Pirate Jokes: Who is a pirate’s favorite NFL receiver?… Kayshon “Pirate’s” Boutte.
  62. Washington Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Francisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
  63. New York Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Buffalo Bills fans thinking you can go into Mile High Stadium and beat the Denver Broncos.
  64. Houston…. We have a problem… The New England Patriots are a damn good football team!
  65. Colorado Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the elevation of Denver’s football stadium? (5,280 feet)
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me where I can buy Love the Drake Lager?…
  67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the slogan on the back of helmets during the divisional round?… Choose Love.
  68. Music Jokes: Super Bowl LX: Bad Bunny….gonna make made money performing the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
  69. New England Jokes: Wild Card Weekend 2026: What do Seinfeld fans and New England Patriots fans have in common?… They both love the Drake.
  70. Wild Card Weekend 2026: Fantasy football…. Thinking your team can win a playoff game. (Losing teams: Los Angeles Chargers, Philadelphia Eagles, Jacksonville Jaguars, Green Bay Packers, Carolina Panthers, Philadelphia Steelers)
  71. Super Bowl: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can win the Super Bowl game.
  72. Super Bowl LI: New England Jokes: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!
  73. Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
  74. Super Bowl LIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
  75. Dad already knows who will win the Super Bowl LX… The team with the most points.
  76. Super Bowl XX: Illinois Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
  77. Indiana Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
  78. Super Bowl LVII: Kansas Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
  79. Super Bowl XX: Dos Equis… the official beer of Super Bowl XX:
  80. Super Bowl LV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  81. Super Bowl LIX Jokes: What company should have been the #1 sponsor of Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX.
  82. Regular Season: Fantasy football…. Thinking your NFL team can make the playoffs.
  83. Super Bowl LVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
  84. Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel.
  85. A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.”
  86. New England Jokes: Milton, Massachusetts love Milton Williams.
  87. New England Crazy 8s: 8 head coaches have made the Super Bowl in their 1st year AND 8 2nd year QBs have made the Super Bowl.
  88. New England Jokes: Dad, how do you win a Super Bowl without cheating?… I don’t know son, we are Patriots fans.
  89. Super Bowl XLIX: What do the Patriots and Measles have in common?… They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something
  90. How many Patriots fans does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. They just talk about how good the old one was.
  91. Georgia Jokes: The Patriots are true gentlemen…. They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.
  92. Music Jokes: Was nice to see the Rams and Patriots make it to the Maroon 5 concert last night.
  93. American Revolution Jokes: The Chiefs’ defense isn’t doing well against the Patriots’ offense… Reminds me of colonial times.
  94. The Patriots had to re-sod their field… Even the grass wont root for them.
  95. Marriage Jokes:Why do Patriots fans make the best spouses?… Because they don’t mind if you cheat.
  96. What do Patriots fans and horse flies have in common?… They’re both annoying.
  97. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Super Bowl XL jokes.
  98. What does patriots stand for Pay All The Refs In Order To Succeed.
  99. Retirement Jokes: Tom Brady just announced that he was retiring from football for good. That’s a relief because if he was retiring for evil, then evil would probably win.
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Super Bowl LX jokes?
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Super Bowl LX jokes?