101 Indiana Jokes

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Indiana was admitted to the Union on December 11th, 1816

  1. Indiana Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana jokes.
  2. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Indiana High School basketball movie starring Gene Hackman that all basketball players and coaches should watch? (Hoosiers)
  3. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 58 years between the University of Indiana’s Big Ten Football titles? (1967 – 2025).
  4. College Football Jokes: Friday January 9th, 2026: Indiana dismantles Oregon 56-22 to reach CFP National Championship: Hey Oregon… Hoosier Daddy?
  5. College Football Jokes: Friday January 19th, 2026: Who does Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  6. Corn Jokes: What’s the best part about living in Indiana?… All the corny jokes.
  7. Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
  8. Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  9. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football quarterbacks who have won the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy?
  10. College Football Jokes: How should you respond to a Notre Dame football team that complains about not being selected for the College Football playoff?… Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
  11. College Football Jokes: What’s the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and cheerios?… One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!
  12. Indiana Jones Jokes: What is the Indiana state bird?… Larry Bird.
  13. Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Indiana State offense during the 1979… Free Bird.
  14. Stranger Things Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe tell me the city and state Stranger Things is set in?
  15. Super Bowl Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
  16. College Basketball Jokes: What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  17. Arkansas Jokes: Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas.
  18. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Heismandoza (2025),
  19. College Football Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
  20. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Mendoza (2025)
  21. NBA Jokes & Indiana Jokes: Did the Indiana Pacers force a game 7 in 2025 NBA Finals?… Yes-cers.
  22. Top Indiana Colleges We love Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the top colleges and universities in Indiana?
  23. Dad Jokes: What do you call a guy from Indiana who just became a father?… A Hoosier Daddy.
  24. Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college basketball team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
  25. Navy Jokes: If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
  26. College Football Jokes: What college football team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
  27. When my wife left me when I was in a terrible state… Indiana.
  28. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for Larry Bird? (“the Hick from French Lick”)
  29. College Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What do you think Notre said when they were not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Lord Help Us!
  30. College Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 Notre Dame was not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Do you think they used the Lord’s name in vain?
  31. Corn Jokes: What did the Hoosier say to the corn cob?… “You’re a-maize-ing!”
  32. Why aren’t there any hobos from Indiana?… Because beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
  33. How do you make University of Notre Dame cookies?… Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
  34. Music Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ least favorite band?… Rolling Stones.
  35. WNBA Jokes: During the 2025 NBA Finals…. Indiana Fever took over the entire country.
  36. March Madness Jokes: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad.
  37. What is Indiana Jones’ favorite state?… Indiana.
  38. 2025 NBA Finals: Are the Indiana Pacers in the NBA Finals for the first time 25 years?… Yes-cers.
  39. NBA Jokes: Are the Indiana Pacers the 2025 NBA Eastern Conference Champions?… Yes-cers.
  40. What did Indiana see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  41. Can you name the capital of Indiana?… “I”
  42. What is the tallest building in?… Indianapolis Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  43. Who do you call when there’s a crime happening in Indiana?… The Indanapolis.
  44. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Indiana Turnpike!
  45. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Indiana?
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Indiana?
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indiana knock-knock joke?
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indiana knock knock jokes!
  49. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Ohio River (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  50. Did you hear about the power outage at the Indiana University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  51. Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  52. Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  53. Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  54. Why do Indiana love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Indiana is.
  55. Did you hear the joke about Indiana Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Indiana?
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Indiana?
  58. What is the tallest building in Indiana?… Indiana Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  59. Why did Indiana isband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  60. Where do Indiana fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Ohio River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  61. Why is “The Wave” banned in Indiana Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  62. Indiana Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Indiana Local: “No, not yet.”
  63. Indiana Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Indiana Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [Indiana]?
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [Indiana]?
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Indiana ?
  67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Indiana?
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Indiana?
  69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Indiana?
  70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Indiana?
  71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Indiana?
  72. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Indiana Zoo?… Lion.
  73. The art teacher in Indiana always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  74. Why do Indiana students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  75. The chemistry teacher in Indiana had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  76. The biology class in Indiana was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  77. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Indiana?
  78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Indiana?
  79. Why do folks in Indiana go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
  80. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Indiana jokes?
  81. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Indiana jokes?
  82. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Wabash River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  83. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the White River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
  84. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the St. Joseph River.
  85. Why do Ball State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  86. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the East Fork White River.
  87. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Tippecanoe River.
  88. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Patoka River.
  89. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Great Miami River.
  90. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Maumee River.
  91. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Kankakee River.
  92. What college baseball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  93. What college volleyball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  94. What college water polo team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  95. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Legends Trophy?
  96. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Jeweled Shillelagh?
  97. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Shillelagh Trophy?
  98. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Rip Miller Trophy?
  99. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the The Bourbon Barrel?
  100. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Oaken Bucket?
  101. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Brass Spittoon?