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- Cemetery Jokes: Did y’all hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy.
- Music Jokes: On Top of Spaghetti… the unofficial song of National Spaghetti Day!
- Your dinner won’t be long… Unless it’s spaghetti.
- Tired of boiling water every time you make spaghetti?… Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
- How does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?… “Pastah pastah pastah.”
- Lawyer Jokes: A restaurant served me soggy spaghetti… So I put in a re-straining order.
- My sister bet me a $1,000,000 that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti… you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
- Field Trip Jokes: Why did the spaghetti miss the field trip?… It lost its parmesan slip.
- Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- I threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti… It was the impasta.