101 Winnie The Pooh Jokes

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  1. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winnie the Pooh jokes.
  2. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  3. Bird Jokes: What’s Winnie’ the Pooh’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin.
  4. Bee Jokes: What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!”
  5. Music Jokes: What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
  6. Star Wars Jokes: What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name.
  7. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas
  8. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”
  9. Walking Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet.
  10. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
  11. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table.
  12. Bee Jokes: What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round.
  13. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
  14. What do you call Pooh’s autobiography?… “The Bear Necessities of Life!”
  15. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes!
  16. Dad Jokes: What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman.
  17. What does Pooh Bear call his girlfriend?… Honey!
  18. Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
  19. Bee Jokes: How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
  20. What is Winnie-the-Pooh’s mom’s name?… Pooh jour mama.
  21. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
  22. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
  23. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
  24. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
  25. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
  26. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home!
  27. Bee Jokes: Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
  28. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff!
  29. Bee Jokes: Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with honey.
  30. Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm.
  31. Bee Jokes: Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
  32. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
  33. What’s Pooh’s favorite subject in school?… Bee-ology!
  34. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood!
  35. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
  36. Bee Jokes: What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
  37. Why does Eeyore’s house keep blowing away?… He’s a terrible housekeeper.
  38. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?… By sitting on it.
  39. Bee Jokes: Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money.
  40. Corn Jokes: What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears.
  41. Bee Jokes: Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
  42. Bee Jokes: What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom!
  43. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it!
  44. Bee Jokes: Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot!
  45. Bee Jokes: What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
  46. Why is Tigger so bouncy?… He eats spring onions!
  47. What’s the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… Gopher can get out of a hole.
  48. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh!
  49. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again!
  50. Bee Jokes: Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
  51. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… That’s … That’s who?… Thats re-dikorus!
  52. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!
  53. Winnie, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger are all firemen and they get a call but the fire engine only holds 2 people. Where do they sit?… Winnie and Piglet in the front, Tigger on the back, and Eeyore on the top shouting “eeyore, eeyore, eeyore!!!!!!!!!”
  54. Why does Tigger smell?…. You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
  55. Christmas Jokes: What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws. 
  56. Pancake Jokes: Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! 
  57. Math Jokes: What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra. 
  58. What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! 
  59. Music Jokes: What is Rabbit’s favorite style of music… Hip Hop. 
  60. Tree Jokes: Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. 
  61. Christmas Jokes: What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws. 
  62. Fast Food Jokes: Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?… Because he can’t catch it. 
  63. Bike Jokes: What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh. 
  64. Police Jokes: Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! 
  65. Tree Jokes: If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! 
  66. Winnie the Pooh is on a picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!”  
  67. Halloween Jokes: Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. 
  68. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he is sad?… Pooh-hoo. 
  69. Candy Jokes: What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! 
  70. Marriage Jokes: Winnie the Pooh doesn’t want to get married… but thoughts about Honeymoon makes him really think about it!
  71. What does Tigger sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells.
  72. I was going to post a hilarious pun about Winnie the Pooh, but I thought some of them might get people Tiggered.
  73. Bird Jokes: What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. 
  74. Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. 
  75. Army Jokes: How is Tigger like a sergeant in the army?… They both wear stripes. 
  76. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Winnie the Pooh. 
  77. What do you call Pooh’s favorite book?… “The Great Gats-bee!”
  78. What did Pooh say when he found an empty honey pot?… “Oh bother, this is un-bear-able!”
  79. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?… The same middle name. 
  80. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. 
  81. What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?… Winnie the P.U.
  82. What’s the difference between a groundhog and Winnie-the-Pooh?… A groundhog can get out of a hole.
  83. What is Rabbit’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. 
  84. What did Christopher Robin say when Rabbit told a joke?… Silly old hare.
  85. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Winnie the Pooh? 
  86. What happened when Rabbit won the lottery?… He became a millionhare! 
  87. What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo!
  88. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta read Winnie the Pooh.
  89. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winnie the Pooh knock-knock joke?
  90. What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities!
  91. What happened when Tigger ate the clown fish?… He felt funny.
  92. Winnie The Pooh Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winnie the Pooh knock knock jokes?
  93. Why did the Tigger lose the card game?… Because he was playing with a cheetah. 
  94. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his agent?… “Show me the Honey!” 
  95. What do you call Pooh’s favorite dance?… The Honey Shuffle!
  96. What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat! 
  97. Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat… How fat is he?… Winnie-the-Pooh is so fat that when he stepped on the scales it said “To be continued…”
  98. Why doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?… Because he prefers his bear feet!
  99. What did Pooh say to Piglet when he was worried?…. “Don’t worry, bee happy!”
  100. Why did Pooh start a band?… He wanted to make some sweet music!
  101. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Smokey the Bear have in common?… The same middle name.
  102. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?… He was looking for Pooh.
  103. Why doesn’t Pooh ever get lost?… He always follows his nose to the honey!
  104. Why did Pooh bring a ladder to the honey tree?… He wanted to reach new heights of sweetness!
  105. Why did Pooh fail his driving test?… He kept getting stuck in traffic jams!
  106. What do you call Pooh’s favorite restaurant?… The Honey Pot Diner!
  107. Why did Pooh sit on the clock?… He wanted to be on time for tea!
  108. What do you call Pooh when he’s sleepy?… A: Winnie the Snooze!
  109. Why did Pooh fail at hide and seek?… He always got stuck somewhere!
  110. What did Pooh say when he found a full honey jar?… “This is bear-y exciting!”
  111. What’s Pooh’s favorite type of car?… A Honey-da!
  112. What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?… Same middle name.
  113. What does Winnie the Pooh put on his hot dogs?… Honey mustard.
  114. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robbin’.
  115. Why does Piglet smell so bad?… Because he plays with Pooh.