101 Mole Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best  jokes. 
  2. Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!  
  3. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!     
  4. Hiking Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills! 
  5. Chemistry Jokes: What did 1 mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.      
  6. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled! 
  7. Election Jokes: There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron.
  8. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!     
  9. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!      
  10. What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!   
  11. College Football Jokes: What’s the mole’s favorite college football team? The Florida State Semimoles!
  12. What’s the mole’s favorite college basketball team?… The Florida State Semimoles!
  13. Ice Cream Jokes: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, & milk together?… A chocolate Moletd!  
  14. What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton!    
  15. Chemistry Jokes: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum   
  16. How did Avogadro get to the desert?… on a camole.
  17. What is Avogadro’s favorite TV character… Masswell Smart!   
  18. Hiking Jokes: Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.   
  19. Alabama Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile! Alabama.
  20. Election Jokes: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect   
  21. Music Jokes: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.   
  22. Music Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole!   
  23. Dentist Jokes: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. 
  24. Track & Field Jokes: What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… T said he was slow as moleasses.   
  25. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because t only know one number.   
  26. Hiking Jokes: On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole!   
  27. What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.   
  28. Golf Jokes: What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one.
  29. Psychology Jokes: What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole.   
  30. High School Jokes: What do you call a 10th grader taking ?… A Soph – Mol.    
  31. Wizard of Oz Jokes: What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” 
  32. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones.
  33. Math Jokes: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication.
  34. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs  
  35. I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.   
  36. What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector!   
  37. Candy Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate.  
  38. Election Jokes: Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative.
  39. Music Jokes: Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy! 
  40. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Years Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne”   
  41. Music Jokes: Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art 
  42. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.  
  43. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply!
  44. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!  
  45. Alabama Jokes: Where did Avogadro’s retire?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. 
  46. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses!   
  47. Chemistry Jokes: Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. 
  48. What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction!   
  49. Baseball Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… The Molewaukee Brewers! Milwaukee
  50. Canada Day Jokes: What was Avogadro’s favorite beer?… Moleson Golden Ale.
  51. Music Jokes: Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown!   
  52. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola  
  53. New York Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton! 
  54. Movie Jokes: Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick!    
  55. What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… He had to pay at the molegate!
  56. Astronomy Jokes: Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… The Molkey Way!   
  57. College Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite college… University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee
  58. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley!   
  59. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!    
  60. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay!    
  61. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system. 
  62. Geography Jokes: Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia!  
  63. Watermelon Jokes: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens.
  64. Movie Jokes: Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson.
  65. Chemistry Jokes: How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… Enough to make him into a moleionnaire!   
  66. High School Jokes: Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already!     
  67. Dentist Jokes: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A 1 molar solution     
  68. What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.     
  69. World Series Jokes: Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers!   
  70. Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles!  
  71. Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.  
  72. Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day!  
  73. Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole!   
  74. Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole!    
  75. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
  76. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government 
  77. Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly.
  78. Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
  79. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!     
  80. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… He scored the winning mole!      
  81. What was the problem Avogadro had with his Nike shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!      
  82. Chemistry Jokes: What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles!      
  83. Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
  84. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”    
  85. Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… want to explore the molar system. 
  86. College Jokes: What kind of test do college students like best?… Mole-tiple choice. 
  87. What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.  
  88. What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew HaMOLEton!  
  89. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
  90. Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
  91. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
  92. Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
  93. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
  94. What did one mole say to the other mole after t had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?…  Semi-fi-moles next!   
  95. Bird Jokes: What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted!   
  96. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
  97. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
  98. Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance
  99. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Mole Day party?… The mole the merrier!    
  100. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the Halloween costume party?… an avacado!    
  101. Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole!