101 March Jokes

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1. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
2. March 2nd: 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
3. Can February, March? … No, but April, May! (Spring Jokes)
4. March 4th: National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
5. March 4th Exelauno Day: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th!
6. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
7. March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
8. When is the best month to hold a protest?… March.
9. March 9th: National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
10. March 10th: National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
11. What is a drill sergeant’s favorite month?… March.
12. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
13. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pirate Jokes)
14. March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
15. “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
16. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter!
17. March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
18. First Four Jokes March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
19. First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Joseph’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
20. March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
21. March 20th: World Frog Day: What is a frog’s favorite year?… A Leap Year.
22. March 30th: National Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
23. March 30th: National Pencil Day: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
24. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
25. 
    Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the 1st day of Spring?
26. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
27. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
28. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants.
29. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes)
30. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
31. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
32. What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
33. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
34. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
35. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
36. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
37. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
38. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
39. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness announcer of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
40. March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
41. What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?… A stamp.
42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is Spring?
43. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
44. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the Spring Vernal Equinox?
45. What do you call an emergency in spring?… May Day.
46. What’s the difference between summer rolls and spring rolls?… Seasoning.
47. Why is the florist so happy in the spring?… Because business is blooming!
48. Why did the computer go to the beach during spring break?… To surf the net!
49. What did the turtle family do when they began their spring break?… They shell-abrated!
50. Where do sheep go for spring break?… The Baa-hamas.
51. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
52. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
53. Why is April so clean?… Because April showers.
54. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
55. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
56. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
57. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for the 1st day of Spring.
58. Why did the gardener bury his money?… To make his soil rich!
59. What falls, but never needs a bandage?… April showers.
60. Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring break?… They have no body to go with!
61. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
62. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow.
63. I tried to catch the fog… but I mist.
64. It’s allergy season again?… You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
65. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Top Easter Jokes)
66. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Top Biology Jokes)
67. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
68. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
69. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
70. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
71. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Top Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
72. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?… It lost its petals.
73. What is the shortest month of the year?… M-A-Y.
74. Do you know about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
75. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inch worm.
76. Do monkeys fall from the sky?… Yes! During APE-ril showers.
77. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!!
78. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Doctor Jokes)
79. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time!
80. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
81. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!
82. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
83. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
84. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!
85. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
86. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
87. What spring break destination allows you to bring dogs?… Labrador, Canada.
88. Where do cows go for spring break?… Moo England.
89. Why didn’t the teacher wear shades over spring break?… Because her brightest pupils weren’t around.
90. What do sushi chefs play with their kids during spring break?… Go fish!
91. Why did the spring break college students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
92. Why didn’t the spring break students go to the forest?… Because the trees said leave me alone.
93. What did the parents say to their kids when they went to the beach for spring break?… “Long time, no sea!”
94. What did the baker’s son do over spring break?… He loafed around.
95. What did the spring break college student say to his beach buddies?… Seas the day!
96. How does the sun listen to the news?… On the ray-dio.
97. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?… Fowl weather.
98. What goes up when the rain comes down?… Umbrellas.
99. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
100. What’s the most tear-jerking month?… May, because love—and pollen— are in the air.
101. Spring is blast!