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National Brownie day is observed annually on December 8th.
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of National Brownie Day?
- Softball Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter!
- Baseball Jokes: How is a baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter!
- What kind of brownie is never on time?… ChocoLATE.
- Families are like brownies… mostly sweet with a few nuts
- World Geography Jokes: How does the recipe for German brownie begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
- Chemistry Jokes: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in a brownie?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
- Candy Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another brownie?
- Dentist Jokes: What’s the best thing to put into a brownie?… Your teeth!
- There are two types of people in this world… People who love brownies and liars.
- A study says that eating brownies may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…
- Why are brownies such good friends?… They’ll never dessert you.
- What do you call a sad brownie?… A frownie.
- What do you call a brownie who likes to live life dangerously?… A whisk taker Brownies can be part of a balanced diet… just hold one in each hand.
- Why did the cake behave so well at school?… It wanted brownie points.
- What did one brownie say to the other?… I am batter off with you.
- After the fight, what did one brownie say to the other?… I am batter off without you.
- What happened when the ice cream met the warm brownie?… The ice cream had a meltdown.
- What did the brownie say to the fork?… You want a piece of me?
- Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?… They were too GUI!
- Why did the man only eat unbaked brownies?… They were just batter.
- Why did the brownie take a day off school?… it was feeling crummy.
- What did one brownie say to the other?… You bake me so hap
- What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?… A pot belly.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best brownie jokes!
- Napping Jokes: I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap.
- Don’t bite off more than you can chew… unless it’s a chocolate brownie.
- Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for National Brownie Day!
- Doctor Jokes: When should you take a brownie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
- Napping Jokes: What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet.
- Christmas Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
- Why did the brownie go to school?… Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
- What do you call a nervous brownie?… A fudge freak-out!
- Why did the brownie blush?… Because it saw the oven door open!
- What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie?… Wake the fudge up.
- What’s a brownie’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good beat.
- Why don’t brownies tell secrets?… Because they might crumble under pressure!
- How do brownies say goodbye?… “Have a sweet day!”
- What’s a brownie’s favorite holiday?… Fudgegiving!
- Why did the brownie get promoted?… Because it was on a roll… with walnuts!
- How do you make a brownie laugh?… Tickle its chocolate chips!
- Why did the brownie fail art class?… It couldn’t draw a straight icing line!
- What did the brownie do at the talent show?… It performed a fudgy dance number.
- Why was the brownie so good at sports?… Because it was always on the ball… of dough.
- How do brownies stay cool in summer?… They hang out in the ice cream aisle!
- Why did the brownie get detention?… It was caught sticking to the rules… too literally!
- What did the brownie write in its diary?… “Dear fudge, today was sweet.”
- Why are brownies such good listeners?… Because they always lend a soft ear.
- What did the brownie say to the microwave?… “You make me feel all warm and gooey.”
- Why don’t brownies play hide and seek?… Because they always leave a crumb trail!
- What’s a brownie’s favorite exercise?… Choco-lunges!
- How do brownies apologize?… “I’m sorry—I was acting a little half-baked.”
- Why did the brownie go to therapy?… Too many layers of emotion!
- What’s a brownie’s favorite hobby?… Getting mixed up in the kitchen!
- Why was the brownie voted class favorite?… Because it was the sweetest!
- What did the brownie wear to the dance?… A sprinkle of style.
- Why do brownies make great comedians?… Because their timing is fudging perfect!
- What did the brownie say to the cookie?… “You’re sweet, but I’m fudgier!”
- Why was the brownie so relaxed?… Because it knew everything would turn out batter.
- What do you call a brownie that wins every contest?… A real chip off the old block!
- Why did the brownie flunk gym class?… Too many layers, not enough crunch!
- How do brownies celebrate their birthday?… With a big square dance!
- What’s a brownie’s go-to vacation spot?… The Chocolate Mountains!
- Why did the brownie go to comedy school?… To work on its fudge punchlines.
- What makes brownies great at making friends?… They’re soft on the inside!
- Why did the brownie hide in the fridge?… It wanted to chill out.
- How do brownies stay trendy?… They always have the freshest batch!
- Why was the brownie always invited to parties?… It brought the fun and the fudge!
- What do brownies do in their free time?… Get cozy with a cup of hot cocoa.
- Why was the brownie jealous of the cupcake?… It had icing on top!
- Why are brownies so honest?… They never sugarcoat the truth.
- What’s a brownie’s favorite type of story?… Something rich and layered.
- How do brownies flirt?… They give you that warm, gooey smile.
- Why did the brownie get a medal?… It was the sweetest of the batch.
- What happened to the brownie that told bad jokes?… It got roasted!
- Why don’t brownies keep secrets?… They always crack under heat!
- What did the brownie wear to prom?… A sprinkle of style and lots of fudge.
- Why did the brownie join a band…? It had a real taste for jam sessions!
- What’s a brownie’s favorite game?… Hide and sweet!
- Why don’t brownies ever fight?… Because they crumble too easily.
- What did the brownie tell its diary?… “Life is better when you’re baked just right.”
- How do you cheer up a sad brownie?… Top it with ice cream and tell a joke!
- Why did the brownie become an influencer?… Its followers loved its rich content.
- What do brownies say when they’re done working?… “That’s enough batter for today!”
- Why did the brownie get a ticket?… For loafing around in the cookie lane!
- Why did the brownie hide under the bed?… It didn’t want to get eaten!
- How do brownies say hello?… “Hey there, sweetie!”
- What’s a brownie’s favorite ride at the fair?.. The chocolate coaster!
- Why did the brownie bring a flashlight?… To find its way through the chocolate chips!
- What do you get when you cross a brownie and a ghost?… A boo-fudge!
- How do brownies make phone calls?… They use a cocoa-line!
- What’s a brownie’s favorite math problem?… Dividing into equal slices!
- Why did the brownie go to music class?… To learn the fudgy beat!
- What do brownies wear on their feet?… Chocolate loafers!
- How do brownies relax after school?… They chill in the fridge!
- Why did the brownie join the soccer team?… It wanted to score a sweet goal!
- What’s a brownie’s favorite science experiment?… Melting under pressure!
- Why did the brownie carry an umbrella?… In case of a drizzle on top!
- What’s a brownie’s favorite day of the week?… Fuday!
- Why did the brownie bring a magnifying glass?… To inspect every chocolate chip!