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Google Search “Top 50 Rhode Island Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Rhode Island jokes.
- Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… before it ends in 40 feet.
- Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
- Ocean Jokes: What would be a great location for the World Oceans Day Concert?… Rhode Island. It is the Ocean State.
- Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY an Island.
- Nor’easter Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Rhode Island coast?… I have my eye on you.
- Rhode Island is a state where size doesn’t matter.
- I fell in love with the foliage in Rhode Island… It really leaves a lasting impression!
- What’s the best thing about Rhode Island?… You can visit the whole state in a single day!
- What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Rhode Island shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- Rhode Island: Size ain’t everything.
- Rhode Island: Any drive that takes longer than 20 minutes is referred to as a road trip.
- The Patriots didn’t go to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated.
- Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
- Rhode Island has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “R” and “I”
- What did Wallum Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
- What is the tallest building in?… Rhode Island Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Rhode Island Turnpike!
- Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Blackstone River.
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Roger Williams Zoo?… Lion.
- Why is a Pawcatuck River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pawcatuck River!
- The 1st group of early Americans who were really fond of earthquakes were the Quakers.
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wood River!
- If a plane crashed on the borders of Rhode Island and Massachusetts where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Rhode Island. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Rhode Island!
- Did you hear the joke about Jerimoth Hill?… You won’t get over it.
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Rhode Island Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Rhode Island Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Rhode Island Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes)
- Do you live in Rhode Island?… No you can’t fit a house in it.
- Why don’t Rhode Island decrets exist?… Because it’s too small to hold any!
- Why did the Rhode Islander carry a map?… He was afraid he’d get lost and end up in a different state!
- What’s Rhode Island’s favorite sport?… Mini-golf.
- Similarities between Rhode Island and a thumbtack?… They’re both pint-sized and pointedly amusing.
- Why did the Rhode Islander take a ladder to school?… He heard it was a high school!
- Why does Rhode Island never throw a party?… It can’t fit all the guests.
- What Does Rhode Island Call a Tall Man?… A scenic view.
- Why Do Rhode Islanders Make Terrible Boxers?… Because they always get cornered.
- Why Are There No Air Balloons in Rhode Island?… The state’s too small. One false move, and you’re in Massachusetts.
- What Does Rhode Island and a Postage Stamp Have In Common?… You can see them both in full detail with a magnifying glass.
- How Does Rhode Island Say Goodnight? Goodnight, moon, sun, stars – Oh, look, there’s Connecticut!.
- Why Are There No Award-winning Novelists in Rhode Island?… Because the stories are always too short.
- What Did Rhode Island Say When It Was Asked for Change?… Sorry, I only carry small bills.
- How Many Rhode Islanders Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?… At least six – it’s a small state, but they like to help each other out.
- Why Did Rhode Island Stop Drinking?… It couldn’t handle a whole pint.
- What Did The Map Say To Rhode Island?… You must be kidding!
- Why Does Rhode Island Never Play Hide And Seek?… It’s always found immediately.
- . How Does Rhode Island Make Its Tea?… With min-tea leaves.
- What Does A Rhode Island Bouncer Say?… Sorry, maximum capacity: ten people.