Top 50 Math Jokes

by | Mar 8, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best math jokes.
  2. Pi Day Jokes: Simple as 3.141592… 
  3. Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters.
  4. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Snow Storm = Snow Day.
  5. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Nor’easter Snow Storm + astronomically high tides = Snow Day.
  6. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Nor’easter Snow Storm + astronomically high tides = Trouble!
  7. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra. 
  8. Grinch Jokes: Does the Grinch use the metric system?… No, he measures everything in grinches.
  9. We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral.
  10. New England Crazy 8s: 8 head coaches have made the Super Bowl in their 1st year AND 8 2nd year QBs have made the Super Bowl.
  11. Super Bowl LIV was on 02/02/2020 so if you’re into palindromes… I guess that was your Super Bowl or something!
  12. What should Eleven’s real number be?… One Millie-on.
  13. Math Jokes & Bastille Day Jokes: On the French version of “Sesame Street,” all the muppets turned out to say goodbye to the number zero… It was much adieu about nothing.
  14. Stranger Things Jokes: America: Which do you like better 11 from Stranger Things of 6 7?
  15. Stranger Things Jokes: Why was 12 scared of 11?… Because 11 has telekinetic abilities!
  16. Math Jokes: America 250: Which do you like better 11 from Stranger Things or 6-7?
  17. Math Jokes: America 250: Which do you like better 6-7 or 11 from Stranger Things?
  18. Stranger Things Jokes: On a scale from 1 – 10, how good are our Stranger Things jokes?… 11!
  19. Stranger Things Jokes: On a scale from 1 – 10, how good is Stranger Things?… 11!
  20. Math Jokes: On a scale from 1 – 10, how good are our Stranger Things jokes?… 6-7!
  21. Math Jokes: On a scale from 1 – 10, how good is Stranger Things?… 6-7!
  22. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Basketball Pun: A basketball game where nobody scores is pointless.
  23. Ash Wednesday Jokes: Why did the math book go to church on Ash Wednesday?… It wanted to pray for higher grades.
  24. Grinch Jokes: How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
  25. What do math teachers eat on Thanksgiving?… Pumpkin pi.
  26. How does the Cookie Monster count?… With NOM bers.
  27. A terrorist starts a hostage situation on Sesame Street: The terrorist is on the phone with the hostage negotiator, who asks him how many hostages the terrorist has. The terrorist says: “I gotta count.”
  28. Field Trip Jokes: A few numbers were on a field trip. When they stopped to admire the view and take a rest for a bit. Four, being a good painter, decides to spend the break by painting some things. But instead of painting the view, he paints the beautiful pickup truck they have been riding on. After he finished, he realized how well made he made it. He decided to name it, but for the lack of better names, he named it after himself. Somehow, the painting was so good, that it made its way to an art museum. The label read: “Four, by Four” 
  29. Pumpkin Jokes: What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. 
  30. Music Jokes: What is a favorite band of math teachers who are bird lovers?… The Counting Crows.
  31. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
  32. Why was the sergeant mad when his son brought home a 100 on a math test?… The child spent more time dividing than conquering.
  33. A math tutoring book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. 
  34. Prime Day Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
  35. Tutor: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $500 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?” Student: “A heart attack.”
  36. Watermelon Jokes: What do you get when you slice a watermelon in four pieces?… A quartermelon!
  37. Bob from Sesame Street made it to 90. When asked for comment The Count said… “This is going to take some time.”
  38. Watermelon Jokes: Math is the only world were you can buy 140 watermelons without your motives being questioned.
  39. What song by U2 is a favorite of math teachers?… One.
  40. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
  41. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky.
  42. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
  43. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
  44. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
  45. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
  46. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
  47. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.
  48. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi!
  49. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon Pi.
  50. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Pi in the sky.
  51. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
  52. What do we get when we take the object and order the rim by the diameter?…Pi in the sky by and by.
  53. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
  54. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
  55. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?… Pi a’la mode.
  56. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates!
  57. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identicalrubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything theywant to measure it, and have all the time they need. The mathematician pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement to six significant figures. And the engineer? He writes down the serial number of the ball, and looks it up.