Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes

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Friday the 13th Jokes:

1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
2. Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
3. What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
4. When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
5. What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
6. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
7. Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
8. Earth Day Jokes: Jason Voorhees is killing the environment… He still uses tons of plastic straws.
9. What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
10. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?… these bad jokes.
11. It’s Friday 13th… Thank my lucky stars that I’m not superstitious!
12. Music Jokes: What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
13. You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear.
14. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
15. December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
16. There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger.
17. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o.
18. I’m going to celebrate Friday the 13th the same way I always do… by murdering a bunch of teens.
19. What’s the safest place to hide on Friday the 13th?… The living room.
20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
21. Dear Jedi Today is Friday the 13th there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side.
22. What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions.
23. What kind of snack do you have during a scary Friday the 13th movie?…. I scream sandwich.
24. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th!
25. I don’t worry about Friday the 13th…. It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
26. I don’t care it is Friday the 13th… I am just happy it is finally Friday.
27. According to Freddy Krueger, it’s best to visit a tailor on Friday the 13th, because they are very super-stitchious.
28. Cracking a serial killer joke on Friday the 13th is ok… As long as they are properly executed.
29. What did Crystal Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
30. Happy Friday the 13th everyone… May the odds be ever in your favor.
31. The worst thing about Friday the 13th… is Monday the 16th.
32. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business.”
33. What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A.
34. I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep.
35. What is a great for dessert for Friday the 13th?… Boo-berry pie and I-scream!
36. What game is most played on Friday the 13th?… Hide and Ghost Seek.
37. Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
38. What’s the 1st thing a sorority girl does on Friday the 13th?… Nothing. She’s the first to go.
39. What will you say if Jason Voorhees starts chasing you?… Please, stop Jason me.  
40. Keep your friends close and your garlic closer… You never know what Friday the 13th has in store.
41. Friday the 13th jokes are like bad omens, unexpected, eerie, and usually followed by a nervous chuckle.
42. Is it true that if you get married on Friday the 13th, you will be unhappy?… Of course. Why should that day be an exception?
43. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday the 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti.
44. I’m throwing a Friday the 13th hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
45. If Friday the 13th had a theme song, it’d be just a long, creepy violin screech followed by nervous laughter.
46. Who won the zombie war on Friday the 13th?…Nobody, it was dead even.
47. Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, inflation, losing their job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
48. On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me… It was a Knightmare.
49. What does a ghost keep in its stable on Friday the 13th?… Nightmares.
50. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray.