Top 50 Arkansas Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Arkansas jokes.
  2. Pirate Jokes:Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas.
  3. Tennessee Jokes: What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas.
  4. Solar Eclipse Jokes: My girlfriend wants to drive from FL to Arkansas for the total eclipse in 2024. I told her not to pack the sunblock because they’ll have some there.
  5. Arkansas Basketball Jokes: The “Empty” Roster Joke: Upon taking the job at Arkansas, Coach John Calipari joked about his rebuilding task by telling the media, “I met with the team. There is no team…”
  6. Indiana Jokes & Indiana Jones Jokes: Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas.
  7. Can you name the capital in Arkansas?… “A.”
  8. Did you know Arkansas is in the Bible?… Noah looked out the Ark and saw.
  9. Florida Jokes: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas. 
  10. An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again. 
  11. 2026 March Madness Jokes: What was the most requested song in 2026 leading up to the West Regional in Arizona, Arkansas, Purdue, Texas?… “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” by Dionne Warwick (1968).
  12. Delaware Jokes: What did Delaware see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  13. Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward.
  14. March Madness Basketball Jokes: What do you call a University of Arkansas  basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog. 
  15. College Jokes: 2 college friends skip studying for Physics final to party. Two students were taking Physics at Arkansas State. They did pretty well on all of the other assessments. Going into the final, they had a solid “A.” These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the final was on Monday), they decided to go to and party with some friends at the University of Arkansas. They had a great time, however, they overslept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to campus until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found their professor after the final to explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. “Cool,” they thought. “This is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page. They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points). Which tire?
  16. Arkansas: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  17. Over the summer, Arkansas expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 120°F… NOT cool.
  18. Over the winter, Arkansas is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -29°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING.
  19. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle Line Rivalry?
  20. Labor Day Jokes: Arkansas Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arkansas Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  21. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Southwest Classic?
  22. What did Alaska see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arkansas?
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Arkansas knock-knock joke?
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Arkansas knock knock jokes?
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state motto for Arkansas?
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arkansas?
  28. Geography Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe locate Arkansas on a map?
  29. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Arkansas.
  30. Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes: Arkansas is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression… It’s a sad state of affairs. 
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Arkansas?
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Arkansas?
  33. Travel Guest Blogs: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Arkansas?
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Arkansas has an MLB team ?
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Arkansas has an NFL team?
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Arkansas has an NHL team?
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Arkansas has an NBA team?
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Arkansas has an  Major League Rugby?
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Arkansas?
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Arkansas?
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Arkansas?
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Arkansas?
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Arkansas jokes?
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Arkansas jokes?
  45. Marriage Jokes: When my wife left me when I was in a terrible state… Arkansas.
  46. Marriage Jokes: When my husband left me when I was in a terrible state… Arkansas.
  47. What did see Boston see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  48. Election Jokes: It’s so cold in this morning…on my way to work I walked passed the Arkansas capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
  49. When I was ten, my family moved to Arkansas… When I was thirteen, I found them.
  50. Election Jokes: Arkansas: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.