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  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
  2. Bastille Day Jokes: France playing in the World Cup semifinal ON BASTILLE DAY 2026… Tres Bien!
  3. American Revolution Jokes: It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was during the Revolutionary War.
  4. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: How often does the Belgium Soccer team reach the World Cup Round of 16?… Once in a Blue Moon.
  5. World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
  6. Blue Moon Beer… the unofficial sponsor of the Belgium World Cup Soccer Team.
  7. American Revolution Jokes: England has historically struggled in Boston.
  8. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: Team USA fan’s sign “Why not U.S.?”… Ask Belgium.
  9. Who are the pirates favorite team at the world cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
  10. Music Jokes: “It’s like the Eras Tour but for Messi”
  11. Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
  12. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  13. 4th of July Jokes: With America’s 250th Anniversary, was there any doubt the US Soccer team would still be playing after the 4th of July?
  14. Boston Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
  15. How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
  16. Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
  17. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Kylian Mbappé holds the World Cup record for the most goals scored in knockout round matches (10).
  18. I tell 2026 World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
  19. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries were eliminated in Round of 16. (Morocco 3 Canada 0, Belgium 4 United States 1, England 3 México 2)
  20. Morocco Mole… The unofficial mascot of the Morocco World Cup Soccer team.
  21. 2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes: If France scores 3 goals in the World Cup quarterfinals… Tres Bien!
  22. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe all three host countries advanced to the Round of 16. (Canada 1 South Africa 0, United States 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 0, México 2  Ecuador 0)
  23. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad Netherlands won Group F in Pool play?
  24. No Way!!!… Norway advanced to the Quarterfinals for the 1st time in history on July 5, 2026, defeating Brazil 2-1.
  25. Canada Day Jokes: July 1st, 2026: What a Canada Day!! Canada is hosting the World Cup AND has advanced to the Round of 16!!!.
  26. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the site of the Round of 16 USA Soccer Team game vs. Belgium?… Seattle Stadium.

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