Mississippi Jokes

by | Dec 10, 2025 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Mississippi Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mississippi jokes.
  2. Alabama Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
  3. Biology Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! 
  4. College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of AARP.
  5. Alaska Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  6. Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Mississippi?
  8. College Football Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
  9. Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
  10. College Football Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  11. College Football Jokes:Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  12. College Football Jokes: #6 Ole Miss didn’t lose the game… they just ran out of time!
  13. Marriage Jokes: When my wife left me when I was in a terrible state… .
  14. Marriage Jokes: When my husband left me when I was in a terrible state… .
  15. Louisiana Jokes: How long does it take to get from Alabama to Louisiana?… One Mississippi.
  16. College Football Jokes: Lane Kiffin not coaching in the College Football Playoff… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  17. Election Jokes: It’s so cold in this morning…on my way to work I walked past the capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
  18. When I was ten, my family moved to. . … When I was thirteen, I found them.
  19. College Jokes: 2 college friends skip studying for Physics final to party. Two students were taking Physics at . They did pretty well on all of the other assessments. Going into the final, they had a solid “A.” These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the final was on Monday), they decided to go to and party with some friends at. . They had a great time, however, they overslept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to campus until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found their professor after the final to explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. “Cool,” they thought. “This is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page. They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points). Which tire?
  20. America hates us because America ain’t us.
  21. When my wife left me when I was in a terrible state… Indiana.
  22. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in .
  23. Election Jokes: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.
  24. Did you hear about the kidnapping in Mississippi yesterday? …Oh don’t worry, he woke up!
  25. Over the summer, expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 118°F… NOT cool.
  26. Over the winter, is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -39°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING.
  27. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now. I live in .
  28. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from . See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from , too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from , too! Now, do you still want to tell your joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  29. College Football Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: #6 Ole Miss rolls over #11 41 – 10… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  30. What state does the flow in?… Liquid.
  31. Why don’t hipsters like the                River?… It’s too mainstream.
  32.  I threw a hipster into the River… Guess whose mainstream now?
  33. A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty                River… It caused river failure.
  34. Covid Jokes: Apparently, someone in gets stabbed every 52 seconds in .. poor guy.
  35. What state does the             River NOT flow in?… Frozen.
  36. Did you know that students in can drink in high school?… You can’t really stop them after they turn 21. 
  37. Cereal Jokes: Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in ?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer.
  38.                Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation… yep, we’re ranked 53rd.
  39. College Football Jokes: Friday, November 29th, 2025: Ole Miss capped a great season winning the Egg Bowl to finish at 11-1. The most wins in the program’s history. It later laid an egg by not signing Lane Kiffin to a contract extension.
  40. Delaware Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  41. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Mississippi Turnpike! 
  42. College Football Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of grandparents.
  43. College Basketball Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college basketball team of grandparents.
  44. College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of grandparents.
  45. College Football Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
  46. College Basketball Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college basketball team of AARP.
  47. Daylight Savings Jokes: The Time… the unofficial band of daylight savings!
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Mississippi?
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Mississippi?
  50. Where do Mississippi fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Mississippi River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Mississippi)
  51. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Mississippi River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Mississippi)
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe locate Mississippi on a map?
  53. Did you hear the joke about the Mississippi Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  54. Travel Guest Blogs: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Mississippi?
  55. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rivalry in Dixie?
  56. College Football Jokes: December 2025 Lane Kiffin leaving to coach LSU… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  57. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Magnolia Bowl?
  58. College Football Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Egg Bowl?
  59. Music Jokes: What song is on every Mississippi playlist?… Mississippi Queen by Mountain.
  60. Music Jokes: What is a great full moon song in Mississippi?… Black water.
  61. Music Jokes: What Doobie Brothers song is on every Mississippi playlist?… Black water.
  62. Delaware Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  63. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Black and Blue Bowl?
  64. College Jokes: How many University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  65. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  66. How many men from. do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in. has any cents.
  67. How do you get a man from. in to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  68. Did you hear that sports teams from. don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  69. Why can’t mountains play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  70. Music Jokes: A woman from who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then.
  71. Hello from the otter side.
  72. Why won’t any of. ’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
  73. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of. library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  74. Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  75. Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  76. Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  77. Golf Jokes: Why should you never buy golf equipment made in ?… Because New Jersey drivers are terrible.
  78. Why do people from love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great. is.
  79. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike! 
  80. What is the tallest building in ?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  81. Why did disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  82. Why is “The Wave” banned in Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  83. Divorce Jokes: Divorced couples in are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
  84. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Zoo?… Lion.
  85. Top Teacher Jokes: The art teacher in always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  86. Top Teacher Jokes: Why do students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  87. Top Teacher Jokes: The chemistry teacher in had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  88. Top Teacher Jokes: The biology class in was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  89. College Basketball Jokes: I’m not saying basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves
  90.                   state motto “Thank God for Mississippi.”
  91. What do you call an. . football player with a championship ring?… A Thief.
  92. How do you get an graduate off your porch?… Pay for the pizza.
  93. What’s the most popular pick up line in ?… Nice tooth!