Top 50 Tampa Bay Rays Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Tampa Bay Rays jokes.
  2. Game 3: After an incredible 5th inning for the Milwaukee Brewers with 8 runs with 2 outs. The Brewers lead the game 10 – 0. I think it is time for Tampa Bay to Tampa Pray!
  3. Thursday October 28th, 2026 Game 5: The two most exciting words in a World Series elimination game?… EXTRA INNINGS!
  4. Game 4: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the 12th inning last night?… Brewers up 3 – 2, then Rays come back to win it 4 – 3?
  5. Game 4: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Rays avoided a sweep by winning Game 4 in 12 innings?
  6. Game 4: The two most exciting words in a World Series elimination game?… EXTRA INNINGS!
  7. Game 4: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the leaping catch AT THE WALL by Tampa Bay Rays left fielder Chandler Simpson in the top of the 9th inning in a 2 – 2 game?
  8. Game 4: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the last two defensive plays to end the 9th inning for the Tampa Bay Ray?
  9. Game 4: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Tampa Bay Rays catcher threw out baserunner trying to end the inning?
  10. Game 4: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the umpires safe call on the steal of second base was overturned on replay to end the 9th inning?
  11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Mil WALK ee Brewers historic 5th in rally sDid was kept alive and truly ignited by a 2-out WALKdrawn by Christian Yelich
  12. Game 3: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the starters for Game 3 of the World Series?… Right-hander Freddy Peralta for the Tampa Bay Rays and left-hander Robert Gasser for the Milwaukee Brewers.
  13. Game 3: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who sang the National Anthem for Game 3 of the 2026 World Series?… Carly Pearce.
  14. Game 3: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who won Game 3 of the 2026 World Series?… The Milwaukee Brewers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to take a 3 – 0 lead.
  15. What do you call a 3-0 lead in the 2026 World Series?… a BREW Ha Ha.
  16. What do you call a 10 – 1 win in Game 3 of the 2026 World Series?… a BREW Ha Ha.
  17. Boston Red Sox Jokes: 2024 Red Sox to 2026 Tampa Bay Rays… Why Not YOU?
  18. Game 3: After an incredible 5th inning for the Milwaukee Brewers with 8 runs with 2 outs. The Brewers lead the game 10 – 0… Does the MLB have a slaughter rule?
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Tampa Bay Rays have not won a World Series? (2025)
  20. Game 3: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the 5th inning for the Milwaukee Brewers?… 8 runs with 2 outs.
  21. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Cy Young winners played for the Tampa Bay Rays?.
  22. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Triple Crown Winners winners played for the Tampa Bay Rays?..
  23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the starters for Game 1 of the 2026 World Series?… Starting pitchers for Game 1 of the 2026 World Series features Nick Martinez for the Tampa Bay Rays and Jacob Misiorowski for the Milwaukee Brewers.
  24. Game 2: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the starters for Game 2 of the World Series?… The starting pitchers for Game 2 of the 2026 World Series were Drew Rasmussen for the Tampa Bay Rays and Logan Henderson for the Milwaukee Brewers.
  25. Game 2: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who won Game 2 of the 2026 World Series?… The Milwaukee Brewers won Game 2 of the 2026 World Series on October 24, 2026, defeating the Tampa Bay Rays 5-4 at American Family Field.
  26. Game 2: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who sang the National Anthem for Game 2 of the 2026 World Series?… Kylie Cantrall.
  27. What is the difference between the Tampa Bay Rays pitchers and a professional bowler?… A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike.
  28. Why are the Tampa Bay Rays starting pitchers like orphans?… Because they don’t know where home is!
  29. What do you call the Tampa Bay Rays infield?… No, seriously. Who are those guys?
  30. What do you call the Tampa Bay Rays outfield?… No, seriously. Who are those guys?
  31. What’s the difference between dirt and the Tampa Bay Rays opponents?… Nothing…they both always get swept.
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the starters for Game 1 of the 2026 World Series?… Starting pitchers for Game 1 of the 2026 World Series features Nick Martinez for the Tampa Bay Rays and Jacob Misiorowski for the Milwaukee Brewers.
  33. Game 1: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who sang the National Anthem for Game 1 of the 2026 World Series?… Mickey Guyton.
  34. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me who won Game 1 of the 2026 World Series?,,, The Milwaukee Brewers won Game 1 of the 2026 World Series on October 23, 2026, defeating the Tampa Bay Rays 3–2 at American Family Field.
  35. What’s the best part about dating a Tampa Bay Rays fan?… She won’t be asking for a ring!
  36. What song do Tampa Bay Rays fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?… Nobody knows. There’s never any of them left.
  37. What’s the difference between the Tampa Bay Rays and a mosquito?… A mosquito stops sucking.
  38. What do the Tampa Bay Rays and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  39. What is the difference between a Tampa Bay Rays fan and a baby?… The baby will stop whining after awhile.
  40. What do the Tampa Bay Rays and lawn furniture have in common?… They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!
  41. Did you hear the Tampa Bay Rays are moving to the Phillipines?… They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!
  42. What do I have in common with the Tampa Bay Rays?… Next week, we’ll both be watching the World Series on television.
  43. Did you hear about the Tampa Bay Rays action figures?… They were recalled for being choking hazards.
  44. How many Tampa Bay Rays does it take to change a tire?… One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.
  45. What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?… The Tampa Bay Rays.
  46. How can you tell if a Tampa Bay Rays fan just sent you a fax?… There’s a stamp on it!
  47. How did the Tampa Bay Rays fan die from drinking milk?… The cow fell on him!
  48. What does an Tampa Bay Rays fan do when his team has won the World Series?… He turns off the PlayStation 3.
  49. How many Tampa Bay Rays fans does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
  50. Did you hear that the Tampa Bay Rays  baseball team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.

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