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  1. Music Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ least favorite band?… Rolling Stones.
  2. Arkansas Jokes: Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas
  3. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best #IndianaJones Jones jokes.
  4. We love @IMS! What is #Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indy 500.
  5. We love @STPBand! What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite #rock band?… #StoneTemplePilots.
  6. We love @RollingStones @RollingStone! What’s #IndianaJones least favorite band?… The #RollingStones.
  7. Why is #IndianaJones sad?… Because his career is in ruins.
  8. That priest from #IndianaJones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy… He touched so many hearts!
  9. Do you know why #IndianaJones never got married?… Bad dates.
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the actor who plays #IndianaJones?
  11. #IndianaJones uncovered an ancient sport?… the 100m Boulder Dash.
  12. My son is playing with the newly assembled LEGO truck after playing “Lego #IndianaJones” for a bit. In the course of playing, he says “I’m driving to #Indiana #Jonestown!” To which I replied “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid, Junior” 
  13. #IndianaJones competes in a #Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash.
  14. What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord
  15. What is Harrison Ford’s favorite sporting event?… The #Indy500.
  16.  If Harrison Ford’s son were in the #Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
  17.  Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married?… Bad dates.
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st Indiana Jones movie?
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the last Indiana Jones movie?
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name ALL the Indiana Jones movies?
  21. Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a Nokia phone?… Because he was too afraid of the Snake game.
  22. Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game?… Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
  23. Today my girlfriend told me that I’m Indiana Jones, so I told her… Well in that case, that makes you Diana Jones.
  24. Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship?… Bad dates. I
  25. Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries… They blow it up.
  26. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons… If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood…