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- September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best cheeseburger jokes!
- World Geography Jokes: Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece.
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Jimmy Buffett’s 1st meal in Heaven?… A Cheeseburger in Paradise.
- What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A Big Mac!
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville. Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
- Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship!
- Popeye Jokes Who is the unofficial spokesperson for National Cheeseburger Day?… Wimpy from Popeye. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
- Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
- What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar.
- What do you get if you play McDonalds Monopoly 30 Days Straight?… A Heart Attack!!
- Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
- When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time!
- If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle.
- What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
- Where can a cheeseburger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce!
- Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
- Did you hear about the cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
- A husband & wife driving thru the mountains. They argued about the pronunciation of the town. At lunch, the husband asked the waitress, “Could you please settle an argument for us? Please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
- What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae!
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
- Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?… The “Pursuit of Happy Meals.”
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheeseburgers?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheeseburger knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheeseburger knock knock jokes?
- Why did 5 Guys survive the flood?… Because it was built on solid ground beef.
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
- Did you hear McDonalds killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over the girl Wendys?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen!
- Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
- Why did the french fry win the race?… Because it was fast food!
- Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfood land?… In an onion ring!
- Why do cheeseburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns.
- Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house!
- Where are the best tacos served?… In the Gulp of Mexico!
- What did the frog order at McDonald’s?… French flies and a diet Croak
- Would octopus make a good fast food?… You must be squidding!
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)
- What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!
- My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?… I told them it’s “Where the Wild Wings Are”.
- What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?… Fry-day and Sundae!
- What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
- How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball
- Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”
- How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
- Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?… He was on a roll.
- What is a gymnast favorite fast food?… The Onion rings!
- Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… it was built on solid ground beef.
- Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
- Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house!
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)
- What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
- Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
- What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
- Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
- How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
- How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
- Why did the cheeseburger get into a fight with the veggie burger?… It had beef.
- Why was the vegan rejected for a job at the burger joint?… Because she didn’t meat the requirements.
- What do you call a vegan burger?… A misteak.
- What do you call a cheeseburger at the playground?… A slider.
- What type of cheese burger isn’t allowed on the Titanic?… An iceburger.
- What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?… An Iceberger!
- What do you call two cheeseburger buns that came out of the oven stuck to each other?… Sesamese twins.
- What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers?… A cannibull.
- Why shouldn’t you buy a cheeseburger in Athens? Because it is way too Greecey.
- Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They’re great at the plate!
- How did the hamburger introduce his wife? Meat patty.
- What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger.
- What do you call a hamburger on a motorcycle? Fast food. 1
- Why can any cheeseburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!
- What does a magical burger say? Open sesame.
- What is a burger’s favorite day? Fry-day.
- Did you hear about the spy undercover making cheeseburgers in the park? He had a license to grill.
- Where do cheesehamburgers go to dance? They go to the meat-ball.
- Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
- Why did the space rock eat the hamburger? It wanted to be a meteor.
- What did the gym coach tell the hamburger? Work those buns.
- What do bees order at McDonald’s? Hamburgers.
- What do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day to dance? The Meat Ball!
- Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They’re great at the plate.
- What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? You’re on a roll.
- What’s the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower.
- If Londoners are what you call people from London and New Yorkers are what you call people from New York, what are Hamburgers? Delicious!
- Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers.
- A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
- What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? You’re on a roll. 34. What did the hamburger say to the hot dog? You’re on a roll.
- What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it? Top Bun.
- Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
- What do hamburgers make good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
- What did the new restaurant’s Pelican Burger serve? Good food, but the bill was enormous.
- Why did the woman decide not to date the man who took pickles from his burger and cut them in half? Because it was a dill breaker.
- Where do all the bad hamburger buns live? In the seedy part of town.
- I forgot to order my burger with pickles and now I have a real dill-emma on my hands.
- I’d make a hamburger pun… but it’d be too cheesy!
- Burger puns pickle me!
- You’re bun in a million!
- What’s the most common burger name? Patty!
- When life gives you buns, make burgers.
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a burger a day keeps sadness at bay.
- You can’t spell ‘burger’ without ‘urge.
- I’m not fat, I’m just burger bulking.
- Been there, bun that!
- Work’s done, let’s patty!
- I asked my burger if it wanted to hear a joke, but it said it had heard this bun before.
- My burger told me some gossip, but it wasn’t very juicy.
- Dear burgers, you’re so barbe-cute!
- Happy burg-day!
- You’re the bun that I want!
- No use crying over spilled ketchup, it’s just an excuse to order another burger.
- You’re the burger to my fries!
- Do you bunna dance?
- When life hands you lemons, make a lemon-herb burger and enjoy every bite.
- The burger was so cold it had to bun-dle up.
- I couldn’t finish my burger because it was so well done—it was bun-forgivable.
- Let’s ketchup over a burger.
- Don’t go bacon my heart!
- Meat your heart out!
- This burger looks so gouda!
- I relish the thought of eating another burger!
- Sun’s out buns out!
- Do you bun-na dance?This burger is a real whopper of a meal!
- That burger is grill-y good!
- Where do burgers go after high school? Cow-lege!
- Is the burger a good stand-up comic? They’re just OK – they do a lot of cheesy bacon bits.
- Who are hamburgers’ favorite people? Vegetarians!
- Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? Because it was on a roll.
- How can you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? He’s the one with the sesame seed buns.
- What did the burger say to the condiment? You better ketchup!
- Why do hamburgers make bad baseball players? They always end up in a pickle.
- What did the cheese say to the hamburger who kept telling jokes? Don’t stop, you’re on a roll!
- What do you call a burger that has been knighted? Sir Loin.
- What do you call a burger who goes to the beach a lot? A clam-burger.
What did the burger say about his bride on their wedding day? Cheese all mine! - What did the sausage say to the burger? “You’re on a roll today.”
- Why did the burger go to the gym? To get better buns!
- What do you call a burger king? A royal with cheese.
- What’s a burger’s favorite Shakespeare play? Ham-let.
- How does a burger propose to another burger? Lettuce get married!
- What’s a burger’s favorite day? Fry-day!
- What did the hamburger say when it pleaded “not guilty”? I’ve been flamed!
- How do we know burgers love young people? They’re pro-teen!
- Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
- What do you call a cheeseburger that’s been in the sun too long? A patty melt!
- Why did the cow refuse to get on the truck? Beefs me!
- Why did the vampire have a hamburger for dinner? He didn’t want to take a chance on the stake!
- How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it.
- Why couldn’t the sesame seed come to the party? Because they had a bun-ch of prior commitments.
- How do you know when a burger has been outside too long? It starts to get bun-burnt.
- What’s a hamburger’s favorite system of measurement? The meat-ric system!
- Why did the burger go to the gym? It wanted to be a lean, mean patty machine.
- What do you call a burger that’s out of shape? A flabby patty.
- What’s a burger’s favorite type of music? Wrap and roll.
- Why did the burger go to the bank? It wanted to get some cheddar.
- Why did the burger go to the gym? To get buns of steel.
- Where do burgers go dancing? The meat ball!
- How did the burger propose to his girlfriend? With an onion ring.
- What do you call a shoe made out of a burger? A flip-flop patty.
- Did you hear about the burger who couldn’t stop telling jokes? He was a real ham-burger.
- Did you hear about the burger who lost his temper? He really flipped out.
- What do you call a burger with a great sense of humor? A prime cut-up.
- What do you call a burger who’s always gossiping? A Big Yak!
- What do you call a burger who’s always taking advantage of other burgers? A Whoppper-tunist!
- What do you call a burger that tells dad jokes? A groan beef patty!
- What do you call a mean burger? A beef jerky.
- What do you call a burger that can sing? Meat Loaf!
- What did the momma burger say to the baby burger? I’m going to bun-dle you up and take you home!
- What do you say to a slow burger? Pick-le up the pace!
- What do you call a burger that’s good at singing? Meaty Cyrus!
- Why did the burger go to the library? To ketchup on its
reading - What do you call a burger that’s always in a hurry? Fast food.
- Why did the burger go to anger management? It had beef with everyone!