Gymnastics Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best gymnastics jokes in the world.
  2. I tried to join a gymnastics class, once… I had to bend over backwards just to get in.
  3. Summer Olympics Jokes: Simone Biles was full of smiles after competing at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics.
  4. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible.
  5. My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I replied “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone… That was nice of them to say.
  6. A gymnast walks into a bar… and is immediately deducted 10 points.
  7. Disney Jokes: What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel.
  8. Summer Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt.
  9. Music Jokes: What do you get when you a musician with a gymnast?… Rock N’ Roll.
  10. A gymnast walks up to do their routine on the bars… One bar is perfect, but the other is old, wobbly, curvy, sticky, slimy & too short… Turns out that there were uneven bars.
  11. Labor Day Jokes: Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. 
  12. Hot Dog Jokes: What did the gymnast do with the hot dog?… Put it in a forward roll.
  13. Music Jokes: What is a gymnast’s favorite 1980’s song?… “I’ll Tumble for Ya” by Culture Club.
  14. Book Jokes: A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
  15. What do you call a generous gymnast?… A FLIPanthropist.
  17. We love @gymventure @gymnastics! There aren’t enough #gymnastics #jokes… It’s flipping annoying! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk
  18. #HappySummer @PlanetFitness! Seven days without any #gymnastics training makes one weak! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk 
  19. I used to have a #fear of vaulting… But then I got over it. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #psychology #MentalHealth
  20. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “How to Do #Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #book #reading
  21. We love @gymnastics @TimexSports! How long does it take for the #gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #TheOlympics
  22. #HappyNewYear We love @GymXpress @verizon @gymnastics @gymventure! I called the local #gym asking if they can train me to do #gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, & Friday.” https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #TheOlympics
  23. #HappyNewYear We love @TheInvisibleMan! What would you get if you crossed a #gymnast and the Invisible Man?… #Gymnastics like no one has ever seen. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #TheOlympics
  24. I failed the high jump in #gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk 
  25. We love @DairyQueen @BananaRepublic @DoleSunshine @Chiquita! What is a banana’s favorite #gymnastics move?… A split! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #bananas #TheOlympics
  26. We love @Teva @OluKai @reef84! What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… #gymnastics. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #flipflops
  27. We love @TDBank_US @eHarmony! How do you know you’re on a #date with a #gymnast?… She asks you to split the check. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #dating
  28. We love @gymnastics @gymventure! Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during #MarchMadness sales?… It’s #spring-time. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk  #gymnastics ##TBT #Sweet16 #SweetSixteen #MarchMadness2024 #FinalFour
  29. We love @rockhall @beatlesstory @HardRock @AbbeyRoad @thebeatles Which #Beatles song did the noisy #gymnast like?… Twist & Shout! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #TheOlympics
  30. Where do #criminal #gymnasts go?… Behind Parallel bars. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #police
  31. We  love @Mathnasium! How are #reciprocals like #gymnasts?… They flip! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #math #mathchat #BackToSchool #TheOlympics
  32. We love @CreditSuisse @CreditCardsCom @TDBank_US! What do a #creditcard and a #gymnast have in common?… Outstanding Balance! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #creditcards #BackToSchool #TheOlympics
  33. We love @USAGym!! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward… That’s just how I roll. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #TheOlympics
  34. We love @Match! I’m #marrying a #gymnast… She’s head over heels. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #marriage #TheOlympics
  35. At the #gymnastics pre-meet meal, what seasoning do #gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #summer #salt
  36. We love @FLEX_Magazine @MrOlympiaLLC @MusclePerform @Bodybuildingcom @GoldsGym! Why did the gymnast become a body builder?… To increase flex-ability. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #flex
  37. We love @TDBank_US! Did you hear about that poor #gymnast’s #bank account?… Her balance was outstanding. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #TheOlympics
  38. We love @AOPA! Why are #pilots good at finishing their #gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #TheOlympics
  39. We love @TDBank_US! Why did the #gymnast climb on top of the #bank?… because their #coach told them to mount the #vault! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #TheOlympics
  40. We love @TripAdvisor @JetBlue! Why kind of #travelers are good at gymnastics?…Frequent flyers! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #travel #summervacation #vacation
  41. We love @realsaltlake @TheSaltNPepa! Why did the #gymnast put extra #salt on her food in the #summer?… She wanted to do summer salts. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #rap #HipHop
  42. We love @SpfldMuseums @gymnastics @TimexSports! What is #theCatintheHat’s best event in #gymnastics?… The balance beam! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #DrSeuss #ReadAcrossAmerica #cats
  43. We love @pinkshotdogs @NathansFranks! What did the #gymnast do with the #hotdog?… Put it in a forward roll. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #hotdogs
  44. What is a #gymnast’s favorite time of year?… Summersault of Handspring. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #spring #summer
  45. Why are #gymnasts #dancing from rings?… It’s a good place to hang out. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #spring #summer
  46. Why do #gymnasts #work in teams?… because there is safety in tumblers. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #jobs #careeradvice #careers
  47. We love @farmingsim @ciwf! Why did the farmer hire a #gymnast to help move his broken wagon?…because she was excellent at cart wheels! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #farming
  48. What did William #Shakespeare have to say about #gymnastics?… “To BEAM or not to BEAM, that is the question…” https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #writing
  49. I’m not #short… I’m a #gymnast. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics
  50. 2 gymnasts decided to go into #business. 1 liked liquor, the other #beer & #wine. They decided they would open 2 pubs, directly across the street from the other. Unfortunately they had a falling out & due to poor marketing. They never could agree on a name for the parallel bars.
  51. We love @StreetLeague! Why is a skateboard a good at #gymnastics?… Because you can flip it. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #skateboarding 
  52. We love @PositiveCoachUS! What happens when a #gymnast and her #coach don’t get along?… They split up. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #coaching
  53. Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes?… Because the coach said it was a piece of #cake! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #cakes 
  54. Proud to follow @HogwartsAPod @PlanetFitness! What do you call the entrance to a #HarryPotter gym?… A dumbbell door. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #teaching #gymnastics #doors
  55. We love @rockyoriordan @U2! Why was the #acrobat not very nice?… Because she was gymNASTY! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #U2
  56. We love @OluKai! Why was the #president bad at #gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #politics #Election #Election2024
  57. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #gymnastics? https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk 
  58. How do you know if you’re a #gymnast?… Upon hearing a #song, you map out the #choreography for the floor #exercise in your head. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #dance #dancing #gymnastics #music
  59. Why was #Cinderella such a bad #gymnast?… Her coach was a #pumpkin. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #Disney #pumpkins #HelloSeptember
  60. We @VegTimes @peta! Why did the #vegetarians #boycott #gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #meat
  61. We love @BarRescue @gymnastics! A pommel #horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about #gymnastics?”… The horse beams. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #horses
  62. We love @Gymnastics_Now! Why did the #gymnast friends always choose to meet up at the uneven bars?…because it was a good place to hang out! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnasts  #gymnastics 
  63. We love @OneFunnyMummy! What did the #mummy #gymnastics #coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #coaching #moms
  64. We love @GymXpress @gymnastics @gymventure! What did one #gymnast say to the other?… Nice to MEET you! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  65. We love @GymXpress @gymnastics @gymventure! Why did nobody dare to go near the gymnast’s hands?… because she was wearing guards! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  66. Why was the male gymnast banned from the farm?… Because he kept vaulting all the #horses! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #farming
  67. We love @WeberGrills @atbbq! At the #gymnastics #barbeque, what seasoning do #gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #summer #BBQ
  68. We love @OluKai for the #summer! Why was the #politician bad at #gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #politics #Election #Election2024
  69. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?… An #adobe acrobat. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #politics #Election #Election2024
  70. Why did the gymnast stick a bar of honeycomb candy, coated in chocolate, in their hair?… because they thought they were supposed to stick a crunchie in it!
  71. Why is a #gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of #fans. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #Disney 
  72. How did the #gymnast propose to his girlfriend?… He gave her a ring. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #marriage
  73. We love @lionsacrobats @Chiquita! @USAGym! What do #gymnasts, #acrobats, and #bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics
  74. We love @TDBank_US!I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast… They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #money #investing
  75. What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?… Wai Tu Yung.
  76. If I go on a #date with a #gymnast… can I expect to split the check? https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #dating
  77. Why are flight attendants good at finishing #gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings !https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #travel
  78. We love @Teva @OluKai @reef84! What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… #gymnastics. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #flipflops
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… #June know any good #gymnastics knock knock jokes? https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk 
  80. We love @HalloweenDaily @GreenGiant! What do #gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #Halloween #gymnastics #HalloweenCountdown
  81. What does a cannibal call a #gymnast?… A well balanced #breakfast. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  82. We love @cartoonnetwork @ScoobyDoo! Why do #ScoobyDoo villains hate young #olympic podium placing #gymnasts?…because they would get away with their plans if it wasn’t for those medalling kids. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics  #cartoons
  83. A gymnast walks into a bar… He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics 
  84. I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
  85. Why do #gymnasts do well in school with either #art or #music?… because they’re either artistic or rhythmic! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics 
  86. #Dad: Can my daughter sign up for #gymnastics class? Teacher: How flexible is she? Dad: She is free Tuesday, Friday and Sunday. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics #dads
  87. Why did the #gymnast spend time chatting to a #bus?…because they wanted to discuss their gymnastics with a #coach! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics #dads
  88. What #seasoning do #gymnasts like during the middle of the year?… Summersalts! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics #dads #cooking
  89. Why don’t gymnasts make much money as #actors?… They normally perform non-speaking rolls. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #olympics #movies
  90. When is a #gymnast like a #judge?… When she sits on the bench. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #law #laywers
  91. Where do #cheating #gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #jail #lawyers #police
  92. What happened to the #gymnast who accidentally put flour on their hands?… They fell off the bars, and ate some horrible #cake. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics
  93. My daughter walked out of her gymnastics class with a unicycle over her shoulder – the instructor wants her to learn it. I told her that’s good because she won’t get two tired.
  94. I make it a habit to hang out with groups of #gymnasts… Because there’s safety in tumblers. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics
  95. Where do #gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… #NewJersey https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics
  96. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics #Halloween #HalloweenCountdown #Vampires 
  97. Where do bad #gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  98. What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?… An apple turnover!
  99. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller!
  100. I used to have a fear of the vaulting horse… But then I got over it. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  101. Why did the #gymnast go to sleep just before the meet?… She wanted a perfect #kip. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  102. I was once a #gymnast, in a parallel bars dimension! https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  103. What is the most tragic #olympics story?… A gymnast walks into a bar. https://bit.ly/2Q0iWzk #gymnastics 
  104. A gymnast walks into a bar and says “Ouch!” http://www.mytowntutors.com/gymnastics-jokes-for-kids/ #gymnastics
  105. Why are frequent flyers good at finishing gymnastic routines?… because they have lots of practice with landings! http://www.mytowntutors.com/gymnastics-jokes-for-kids/ #gymnastics #travel
  106. What do you call a male gymnast who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
  107. What do you call a hipster that does gymnastics?… A Tumblr.
  108. The 2000 Chinese women’s gymnastics team had to surrender their bronze medal after it was discovered that Dong Fangxiao was younger than the minimum age of 16… They would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those medalling kids
  109. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced lunch.
  110. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good gymnastics knock-knock jokes?
  111. A French gymnast is getting ready to perform… His coach walks up and says, “Break a leg!”
  112. A contractor, a gymnast, and a machinist walk into a bar… Ouch.
  113. A man runs into a bar… He didn’t win the gymnastics competition.
  114. My daughter walked out of her circus class with a unicycle over her shoulder – the instructor wants her to learn it. I told her that’s good because she won’t get two tired.
  115. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced meal.
  116. I asked my local club if I could do Gymnastics with them… …they said “How flexible are you?” “I’m free Monday, Tuesday and Friday” I said.
  117. What do gymnasts and bananas have in common?… They are both great at splits!Why are gymnasts more secure as a group?… Because there’s safety in tumblers!Watching gymnastics Gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands… Me: mouthful of Pringles! What a loser!
  118. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered!
  119. Why are airplanes good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  120. Why kind of travelers art good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…Frequent flyers!
  121. It’s impossible to beat God in gymnastics… He always wins the all-around.
  122. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
  123. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop!
  124. I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day… Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
  125. How did the gymnast propose to his boyfriend?… She gave him a ring.
  126. How did the gymnast propose to his boyfriend?… He gave him a ring.
  127. I’m dating a gymnast… She’s head over heels.
  128. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced dinner.
  129. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced snack.
  130. Why did the gymnasts get naked?… So they can Meet in the Flesh.



  1. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  2. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split!
  3. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?” The horse beams.
  4. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits.
  5. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
  7. Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!
  8. When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  9. Why was Cinderella such a bad player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  10. Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  11. Where do gymnast go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  12. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  13. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  14. Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
  15. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller

 

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