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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have wicked the best jokes for fall.
- Massachusetts Jokes: I fell in love with the foliage in Massachusetts… It really leaves a lasting impression!
- What’s a car’s favorite fall activity?… Pumpkin ‘car’ving!
- Pumpkin Pun: Oh my gourd! I love fall.
- What do pumpkin farmers wear in the Fall?… A har-vest.
- Happy Fall Y’all!
- Homecoming Jokes: Never bring a girl named Autumn to the homecoming dance… because she’ll leave you.
- Music Jokes: What is a top U2 song for the fall?… October.
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!… We hope you do too!
- What kind of vest do farmers you wear in the fall?… A har-vest!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- What is a top requested song for the Harvest Moopn?… Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest.
- I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright.
- The leaves fall in autumn in New England. Can you guess their favorite Celtic of all-time?…. Bill Russell.
- Pumpkin Pun: The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall.
- Labor Day Jokes: I love being a maze designer… I get completely lost in my work.
- What is Labor Day?… A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over.
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
- Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
- What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
- What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
- Camping Jokes: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
- Camping Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer camp.
- Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions.
- How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
- Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall.
- What falls in autumn?… Leaves!
- What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi
- What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch!
- If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall.
- What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth.
- What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? (Top Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia Answers)
- Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk.
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top Sports Jokes)
- A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”
- How does an Elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
- What has ears but can’t hear a thing?… A cornfield.
- What kind of coat goes on wet?… A coat of paint.
- Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.
- Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the corn has ears.
- What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
- What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash.
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer . (Top Summer Jokes)