Daylight Savings Jokes

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  1. November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Daylight Savings jokes.
  2. World Series Jokes: 2025 World Series: Will Daylight Savings be a factor?
  3. 2025 World Series: Why is game 7 of the October Classic being played on November 1st?
  4. Daylight Savings Jokes: 2025 World Series: Did you know that game 7 of the World Series, the October Classic, was decided in the 11th inning on November 2nd?
  5. I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months! 
  6. Friday Jokes: Why can’t we move the clocks forward by an hour on Friday at 4pm instead?   
  7. Labor Day Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent Daylight Savings: “Haven’t you heard?”
  8. November Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if we turn the clocks ahead or back?
  9. Music Jokes: Why is the end of daylight savings time Cher’s favorite day of the year?… Because she can actually turn back time.   
  10. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  11. Firewood Advertisement: Daylight is dwindling… Time for kindling!   
  12. Music Jokes: Unofficial Song of Daylight Savings: Sounds of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel: “Hello Darkness, my old friend.”   
  13. A Daylight Savings joke… I refuse to give it the time of day.    
  14. “I love Daylight Saving Time!” said No one ever.    
  15. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.   
  16. Book Jokes: My book on Daylight Savings finally arrived… It’s about time.
  17. Election Jokes: Congress finally had a meeting about day lights avings… it was about time.   
  18. I’ve got a great daylight savings time joke… I’ll tell you in an hour.   
  19. Monday Jokes: Just a reminder for your weekend… Monday will be happening an hour earlier.   
  20. Fall Jokes: FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes…  
  21. When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.” 
  22. Labor Day Jokes: I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work.   
  23. Which bank does the sun go to?… Daylight Savings. 
  24. I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.  
  26. I just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork. 
  27. Spring Jokes: SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…   
  28. Spring Jokes: Parents of young kids: Daylight Savings Time… I don’t know how I could get more sleep deprived.   
  29. What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it.   
  30. Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much? 
  31. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge 
  32. I understand Daylight Savings Time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.  
  33. How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.  
  34. Time Travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour.  
  35. The end of daylight savings time… a week of waking up early because kids and pets can’t tell time.   
  36. My watch told me that the kitchen clock set itself back an hour… but that’s second hand information.  
  37. The hour I lost today was the hour I was planning on going to the gym… Darn.  
  38. My clock was really tense about falling back for DaylightSavings… I guess you could say he was all wound up. 
  39. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.   
  40. I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.    
  41. Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it.  
  42. A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog.
  43. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. 
  44. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! 
  45. Son: “You know we’re losing an hour tonight.” Dad: “If you were more careful with your stuff we wouldn’t be losing it all the time.” 
  46. What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?… It’s about time.  
  47. One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again.  
  48. Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour. 
  49. I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!  
  50. Why couldn’t the clock set itself for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand. 
  51. What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing any #sleep over it.   
  52. I don’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend… I think of it as being an hour closer to coffee! 
  53. My grandma got a new hearing aid. “It was $5,” she said. “What kind is it?” I asked. “Ten-o-clock.”
  54. My book on clocks finally arrived… It’s about time.
  55. Who is daylight… And why is he saving #time so much?   
  56. I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’. 
  57. Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present! 
  58. What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?… The sunset provision. 
  59. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! 
  60. Maybe if daytime was more careful… it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time. 
  61. What does #daylightsavings time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of #rain.   
  62. What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around. 
  63. What did the clock say when I went to move it ahead an hour?… Hour you doing today?
  64. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time #puns to fall back on.
  65. What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?… Time to laugh!  
  66. Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving!
  67. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.   
  68. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme!  
  69. I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  70. Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time. 
  71. If I remind my wife about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me. 
  72. I’ve been working 25/7 To come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  73. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. 
  74. What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off.  
  75. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. 
  76. Who invented ?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.  
  77. When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward.
  78. Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays. 
  79. I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.”
  80. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana.   
  81. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on.
  82. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?   
  83. I just got a new cooking book… It is about thyme.   
  84. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?   
  85. If I remind my husband about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me. 
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes?
  87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? 
  88. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind? 
  89. Did you hear that people hate daylight saving time so much?… That they lost sleep over it last night. 
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks ahead? 
  91. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind? 
  92. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most what time we adjust the clocks?
  93. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day.   
  94. My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes… They might clock me. 
  95. I understand , but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.   
  96. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand.  s
  97. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  98. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A #Grandfather Clock!
  99. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme.
  100. What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?… That you have too much time on your hands.
  101. Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time..
  102. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. 
  103. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day.
  104. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.   
  105. Why didn’t the watch work?… It needed a hand. 
  106. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! 
  107. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds! 
  108. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. 
  109. Why isn’t there a clock in the # middle school library?… Because it tocks too much.   
  110. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds?   
  111. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.   
  112. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”!  
  113. What does a watch do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  114. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime!   
  115. I was going to look for my missing #watch, but I could never find the time.   
  116. Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds?
  117. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes?
  118. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly. 
  119. Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?… It always went back four seconds
  120. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. 
  121. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  122. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year!
  123. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months.
  124. If a baseballteam were chasing a basketbal  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09)
  125. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken! 
  126. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! 
  127. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!
  128. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  129. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog!
  130. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  131. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  132. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!)
  133. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  134. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  135. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  136. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime!
  137. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  138. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day! (Potato Jokes)
  139. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  140. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  141. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09)
  142. What do you call a dog with a Tom Brady watch?… A watch dog.
  143. When is a clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”!
  144. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind?
  145. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most what time we adjust the clocks?
  146. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock!
  147. When does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
  148. What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing any sleep over it
  149. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time! 
  150. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog
  151. Most modern #clocks these days auto-update when #daylightsavings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed 
  152. How long does it take for the #gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  153. Why did #Santa put a clock in his sleigh?… Because he wanted to see time fly! 
  154. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car! 
  155. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about day light savings time. 
  156. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  157. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  158. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand.
  159. Why did the tutor throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
  160. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
  161. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo!”
  162. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  163. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
  164. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  165. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one!
  166. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!
  167. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  168. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  169. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days!
  170. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year!
  171. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  172. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog!
  173. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  174. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  175. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!)
  176. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  177. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  178. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  179. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  180. If a baseballteam were chasing a basketbal  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09)
  181. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
  182. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
  183. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  184. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  185. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  186. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  187. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  188. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  189. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters! (Top Jokes for Each Month)
  190. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!
  191. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  192. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  193. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)