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  1. What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  2. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River!
  3. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rumble in the Rockies?
  4. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rocky Mountain Showdown?
  5. Crayola Concert Venue: Red Rocks.
  6. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War?
  7. Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado
  8. What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
  9. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
  10. Where do fish keep their money?… In Colorado River banks.