Colorado Jokes

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• Colorado Jokes:

1. What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
2. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Buffalo Bills fans thinking you can go into Mile High Stadium and beat the Denver Broncos.
3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY quarterback to start an AFC Championship game without one pass attempt all season?… Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos.
4. Colorado Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Denver Broncos mascot?… The Denver Broncos’ official live mascot is a white Arabian horse named Thunder, which has led the team onto the field since 1993.
6. AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
7. What REM song is on every Denver Bronco’s fans music playlist?… Orange Crush.
8. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the slogan on the back of helmets during the divisional round?… Choose Love.
10. Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
11. Super Bowl Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.
12. Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
13. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River!
14. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rumble in the Rockies?
15. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rocky Mountain Showdown?
16. Crayola Concert Venue: Red Rocks.
17. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War?
18. Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado
19. What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
20. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
21. Where do fish keep their money?… In Colorado River banks.