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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best #AirForce jokes.
- #AirForce Fact: The only time you can have too much #fuel is when you’re on #fire.
- #AirForce #pilot: This is it! We’re #flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What?
- An Airman and a Marine walk into the restroom at the same time. The Airman finishes up and heads out. When the Marine is finished, he washes his hands and then catches up to the Airman. “Hey, buddy. In the Marines, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak.” The airman responds, “In the Air Force, they teach us not to pee on our hands.”
- Dad: You wanna join the #Navy? You can’t even swim! Son: no one can #fly in the #AirForce either.
- Have you heard about the #karate champion who joined the #AirForce?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
- We love @BarberNews! Where do American soldiers go to get a haircut?… They go to the Hair Force!
- We love @LooneyTunes! Where did #BugsBunny learn to fly?… The #hare force.
- What do you call a #deer enlisted in the #AirForce?… A bombardeer.
- I became a chef after I left the #AirForce… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran.
- How do you play #AirForce #Bingo?… “A-10… B-52… F-16!”
- Did you know you can’t eat #icecream in the #AirForce?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting.
- What do you call a #military #tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf.
- What do you call a house with an #icecream sundae on top?… Beats me… “Desserted!”
- Why did the soldier stuff himself with ice cream? He was a desserter. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment They are wanted for dessertion. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
- There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Veterans Day Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Air Force Jokes)
- A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?” (Cemetery Jokes)
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
- How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?… One. He just holds it while the world revolves around him.
- What’s the difference between God and an Air Force pilot?… God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.
- Emergency management: “Always remember that if one engine fails on a dual-engine plane, you’ll still have enough power to safely reach the scene of the crash.”
- What do pilots and air traffic controllers have in common?… If pilots screw up, they die. If air traffic controllers screw up, pilots also die.
- How do you know when your date with a fighter pilot is halfway over? He says, “Enough about me. Want to hear about my plane?”
- How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party? Oh, don’t worry. He’ll tell you as soon as he walks in.
- What do you call a large formation of MAC aircraft?… A Big Mac Attack. Where do rabbits learn to fly?… The hare force. Just because there are no complaints, doesn’t all mean parachutes are perfect.
- Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)
- Army Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes)
- What did the Navy say to the Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard?… “I’ll SEAL you later.” (Seal Jokes & Coast Guard Jokes)
- I became a chef after I left the Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard.. Some would say I am a seasoned veteran. (Labor Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
- The navy / Coast Guard is beginning to recruit blind men… They are sending them out to sea.
- Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
- A cool job that sounds lame: Building boats for the navy /Coast gaurd… You’d be a subcontractor. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Dad: I’m about to lose my job in the Navy Cost Guard unless I make some drastic changes… I have to take a course in anchor management. (Labor Day Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- What happens when you eat too many Navy Navy / Air Force / Marine / Space Force / Coast Guard beans?… You might end up with a dishonorable discharge.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Navy knock-knock joke?
- Did you know Navy Coast Guard ships run on commercial batteries?… They run on 7 C’s. Each branch has a military ball (Navy Ball, Army Ball, etc.) A
- nd it warms my heart to know that one branch will be having “Space Balls” from here on out. (Dance Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
- Who’s the head of the penguin navy?… Admiral Byrd! (Bird Jokes & Navy Jokes)
- Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
- Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)
- What did Galaga aliens and WW2 Navy Coast Guard officers have in common?… Both came in WAVES